Products

The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we know it. What life remained would be impacted as never before…for carried inside the meteor’s core was a primordial, regenerative being, a billion years old, known as Primus. And soon Primus would change everything, into nothing ever seen: from beasts to buildings, from the fly to the sky, an Alien Nation was born. The “Centaur” Story: Part man, part beast, Centaur emerged from the forbidden hills where no mortal dared set foot; a new creature sparked into life by divine providence and a chance encounter of primate and Canidae. With it’s muscular form and hammered-copper, silvered-swirls and handsome purple exterior, Centaur cuts quite a figure…all the way down to it’s wolfen knot!
One Year Warranty.

The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we know it. What life remained would be impacted as never before…for carried inside the meteor’s core was a primordial, regenerative being, a billion years old, known as Primus. And soon Primus would change everything, into nothing ever seen: from beasts to buildings, from the fly to the sky, an Alien Nation was born. The “Cerberus” Story: Loyal to the end, the wolfen Cerberus guarded his master Primus, granting spirits an audience…if not an exit. His lion claws, serpent’s tail, and imposing mane of snakes struck a fierce presence in this new world of peril. And his shiny red manhood with a knot at the bottom, and a pearlescent swirl throughout its crimson coloring, stood out as a reminder of Cerberus’ primacy in the kingdom of Primus!
One Year Warranty.

<p>The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous in its spectral, shape-shifting surrealism.  </p>
<p>The Sprite Story: Suddenly a small neon butt plug unexpectedly emerged as a peculiar yet bewildering presence in the apocalyptic forest. With its vibrant glow and mischievous demeanor, it became known as “Sprite,” as it skipped across the shattered remnants of a past civilization. Its well-evolved nubs and ridges tickled and teased quite erotically, reminding that in the AlienNation pleasure could still be found in the most unexpected of places.</p>
<p>One Year Warranty. </p>