Products
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Lubes
GoodHead Slick Head Glide – 4 oz Strawberry
$14.99Make all your sexual activities smoother with this delicious strawberry-flavoredglide. It’s water-based, slippery, and reduces friction. Completely body-safe and vegan.
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Cockrings & Lassos
Spartacus 2" Wide Silicone Donut Ring – Blue
$8.99Wide Silicone Donut Ring 2 inches from Spartacus. Velvety smooth cock ring. Long lasting pleasure!
This stretch to fit cock ring is made of a skin safe Silicone. The ring fits snug around the base of the cock restricting blood flow and allowing for a firmer erection that lasts longer. Love lasts more then a moment!
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Lubes
Elbow Grease H2O MAXXX Water Based Lubricant – 8.5 oz
$29.61MAXXX H2O is a water based, natural, sensual, unscented, long-lasting formula that feels like silicone and washes away quickly with water.
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Teddies
Pride Lace Teddy w/Rainbow Side Straps Black L/XL
$28.99Pride Lace Teddy with Rainbow Side Straps . From Escante.
L/XL. Size: 8-16. Cup: C/D. Bust: 38in.-42in. Waist: 30in.-34in. Hip: 38in.-40in. Weight: 130-170lbs. -
Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – Red
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Chemises
Lace Up Chemise Black MD
$24.99Lace Up Chemise. From Escante.
Medium. Size: 6-10. Cup: B/C. Bust: 34in.-36in. Waist: 26in.-28in. Hip: 36in.-38in. Weight: 120-140lbs. -
Teddies
FETISH Finesse Soft Cup Vinyl & Mesh Teddy w/Barbell Black L/XL
$48.00FETISH Finesse Soft Cup Vinyl & Mesh Teddy w/Barbell
25% Polyurethane. 5% Elastane. 70% Polyester. From Oh La La Cheri .
Large/XL: Bust 36in. – 40in., Waist 29in. – 33in., Hips 38in. – 42in. -
Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Realistic
Shaft Model A Flexskin Liquid Silicone 7.5" Dong w/Balls – Pine
$79.99Crafted to perfection from innovative Flexiskin liquid silicone, these hyper-realistic dual-layer dildos feel the real thing and are ALWAYS UP. Our proprietary Flexiskin liquid silicone gives SHAFT an irresistibly soft and silky real feel, while the firm silicone core provides enough support for even the most wild rides. Model A features a classic straight shape with balls and a powerful suction cup that is harness-compatible. Dimensions: Overall Length – 7.5 inches Insertable Length – 5.2 inches Width – 1.68 inches.
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Female Pumps
Shots Pumped Sensual Rechargeable Vulva & Breast Pump – Pink
$65.99Pump to plump and ensure your sensitive areas are looking their best with the SENSUAL Vulva & Breast pump by Shots. This high quality pump uses quick and efficient vacuum suction to help firm up and increase the size of your breasts and vulva, along with their sensitivity, making this the perfect accessory for pre-bedroom preparation. The cups are designed with a silky smooth, comfortable silicone seal, that prevents air or moisture from entering. To use, simply place the cup over the desired area, activate the function buttons, and let the sensations whisk you away. Works with all different breast sizes. Use it no longer then 20 -30 minutes for both breasts and/or vulva, and only pump to a comfortable feel. This kit contains 1 breast cup, 1 vulva cup and a 2 F1-motor powerful pump.
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Bustiers
Lace & Mesh Bustier w/Lace Up Center, Garter Belt & Thong Blue 3X/4X
$37.99Lace and mesh bustier with lace up center front detail, adjustable garter straps and matching thong panty, all with gold hardware.
Fabric: 90%Nylon . 10%Elastane.
3X/4X Size: 20-22. Cup: D/DD. Bust: 46in.-50in. Waist: 40in.-44in. Hip: 50in. -56in. -
G-Spot
Playboy Tap That – Fuchsia
$111.98Thanks to its intense tapping rhythms that range from mild to wild, your G-Spot will love Tap That. The deeply curved tip reaches your G-Spot effortlessly and sends thumping pleasure to reverberate through your body. The smaller winged external stimulator delivers powerful clitoral vibrations for a unique multi-orgasmic experience. Five Year Warranty.
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Accessories Kits
Silicone Anal Training Prostate Kit – Black
$31.99<p>Delve into the world of anal exploration with the Silicone Prostate Kit, thoughtfully designed for users at all stages of their journey. Each component of the kit is crafted from top-quality Satin Finish Silicone, ensuring a smooth, hygienic experience that’s second to none. The kit features 3 sizes, each progressively larger, allowing for a gradual and comfortable exploration of anal pleasure.</p>
<p>The pieces are designed with a gentle curve, expertly targeting key areas for maximum stimulation. Each item is equipped with a pull handle, providing easy maneuverability. Their flexibility, combined with durable construction, makes them suitable for both novices and experienced users alike. The use of body-safe Silicone ensures a hygienic and gentle experience with every use.</p>
<p>Its sophisticated and discreet design makes it a seamless addition to any collection, regardless of your level of expertise. Whether you’re exploring solo or with a partner, the Silicone Prostate Kit is ideal for those eager to expand their sensual boundaries.</p> -
Lubes
Wicked Sensual Care Water Based Lubricant – .1 oz Blueberry Muffin
$0.99Rise and shine with blueberry muffin water-based lube, a tasty treat that leaves you wanting more.Light and silky, this water-based formula is the perfect sensual combination of an elegant lubricant and a flavor sensation. Never sticky and without an aftertaste, Wicked blueberry muffin satisfies your sweet tooth and your intimate desires all in one amazing pleasure product.
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Packers
Gender X 4" Silicone Packer – Tan
$57.98This penis packer is beautifully crafted in 100% silicone with a realistic look and feel. The life-like vein and wrinkle textures are designed with extreme attention to detail, constructed with squishy material that’s super-flexible. Its satisfying weight tucks securely into close-fitting underwear. Waterproof and easy to clean.
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Extra Thin/Sensitive
One Backdoor Pack Custom Fit Condoms – Pack of 3
$6.99ONE Condoms are clinically tested, backdoor approved
Try our most popular unisex condom styles with the Backdoor Pack 3-count, including: Vanish Hyperthin, Super Sensitive, and MyONE Custom Fit. All ONE Condoms feature Sensatex ultra-soft latex for a more natural pleasure feeling. Non-GMO, vegan-friendly, natural rubber latex, free from any harmful chemicals, lubricated, and includes reservoir tip. ONE Condoms is the first brand FDA cleared for both vaginal and anal sex
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Lubes
Elbow Grease H2O Classic/Thick Gel – 16 oz Pump
$39.15Elbow Grease H2O Thick Gel has a soft velvety smooth texture mimicking the body’s own natural lubrication. It is water-based, long lasting, greaseless, safe, latex compatible, odorless and washes of with water leaving no residue on the skin. Keep some handy at all times!
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Cockrings & Lassos
Shaft Double C-Ring – Medium Green
$24.75Shaft Model D – Double C-ring. 100% FLEXISKIN liquid silicone Double C-ring.
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Lubricated
My One Extra Wide Condoms – Pack of 10
$18.99MyONE® Custom Fit offers more condom sizes than any other brand.
Customize your length & width for the perfect fit.
MyONE has 10 length options and 9 width options, for a total combination of 52 custom fit condom sizes.
When condoms don’t fit right, they can cause issues like slippage, erection loss, purple rings, discomfort, and reduced pleasure. It’s time to #FixYourFit! -
Bustiers
Caged Temptress Satin & Tulle Bustier w/Draped Chain Detail & Thong Black XL
$50.99Caged Temptress 2-Piece Bustier Set.
Bustier:
• Satin trim and illusion tulle
• Draped chain detail
• Shelf cup with underwire
• Steel boning
• Adjustable garter straps
• Hook & eye closureThong:
• Satin with draped chain detail
• Single string thong back
• Cotton gusset.XL: Cup- D-DD. Bust – 40-42 inches. Waist – 31-33 inches. Hips – 41-43 inches.
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Lip Gloss/Lipstick
Earthly Body Hemp Seed Lip Balm Stick – Guavalava
$3.49<p>No matter how chapped your lips might get, our Hemp Seed Lip Balm is the perfect companion to help. Infused with a variety of natural oils, this Hemp Seed lip balm helps smooth your skin and moisturize to reduce dryness. Say goodbye to those days of rough lips and give your pout the treatment it deserves to stay soft and supple for any touch. </p>
<p>This Hemp Seed Lip Balm comes with the unique scent that smells like Guava and Blackberry.</p> -
Glass
Glas 12" Double Ended Glass Dildo w/Anal Beads – Clear
$62.99Maximize your pleasure with a double-ended glass dildo that does it all. This two in one dildo features a realistic end complete with a lifelike tip and veins along the shaft, and anal beads on its other end. Enjoy deep, satisfying penetration vaginally or anally with this versatile design.
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Realistic
Shaft Model C Flexskin Liquid Silicone 9.5" Curved Dong w/Balls – Pine
$109.99Crafted to perfection from innovative Flexiskin liquid silicone, these hyper-realistic dual-layer dildos feel the real thing and are ALWAYS UP. Our proprietary Flexiskin liquid silicone gives SHAFT an irresistibly soft and silky real feel, while the firm silicone core provides enough support for even the most wild rides. Model C features a downwardly curved shape with balls and a powerful suction cup that is harness compatible. Dimensions: Overall Length – 9.5 inches Insertable Length – 6.8 inches Width – 1.86 inches.
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Games for Parties
Pink Pussy Card Game
$9.99The wildly fun strategy card game for 2-6 adults. Compete with other players to be the first to run out of cards. Call out your color and shape each time, or you have to draw a new card. Use the specialty cards such as Fuck Off, 69 or Black Whip to skip other players, reverse the order, or switch hands. The Pink Pussy is wild, and allows you to assign 3 cards to another player and change the color in play. Fast paced fun!
Includes: 108 Cards and 1 Rule Card
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Miscellaneous Masturbators
Warrior Auto Thrusting Male Masturbator – White
$129.90Auto Thrusting Stroker Automatic Masturbator
Honey Play Box has won an XBIZ Award for “Male Pleasure Product/Line of the Year” with their male sex product “Warrior” – Winners of the 2023 XBIZ Awards.Your masculine energy is dying to be released, and this XBIZ featured male stroker is the answer! Ride on it like a warrior riding to battle! With its fully automatic and unmatched thrusting power, this auto stroker serves you relentlessly and waits for your release!
Pure power is something that’s rare in the male masturbation division, but the Warrior has you covered! Thrusting and rotating with 7 different settings, this automatic masturbator warrior slays the competition. Even though it’s whisper-quiet, the Warrior moves, thrusts, and rotates with incredible speed and power that will stop at nothing until you’re trembling from head to toe!On the outside, the Warrior embodies masculinity. On the inside, it’s soft enough to caress your manhood and take care of all your needs. The inner sleeve of this thrusting masturbator is made of soft and elastic TPE. So wrap your member in its tender, juicy mouth, and discover the pleasure of the gripping beads ! Each one will rub against your sensitive shaft with every thrust and rotation, giving you the best wank you’ve ever had.
Say goodbye to using tissues (or a dirty sock) to clean up after yourself, this state-of-the-art masturbation machine is built with new, disassembly technology. The transparent sleeve inside the cup can be easily removed for easy cleanup. Cleaning, assembly, and disassembly are so easy, you’ll do it in seconds!
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Lubes
Divine 9 Lubricant – 100 ml Bottle
$17.99Divine 9® is a water-based personal lubricant containing our proprietary blend of sea algae extracts. Divine 9 is so unique and special it has been granted a U.S. Patent* and is also patented in all the countries of the European Union, South Korea, and Japan.
Divine 9 provides an intense skin-on-skin sensation for the ultimate sensual experience. Divine 9 evaporates cleanly, without the sticky feel of other chemical-based lubricants. The special carrageenan in Divine 9 acts as a natural skin moisturizer so no need to wash it off when you’re done like so many other brands.
Divine 9 is great for both intimate encounters and whole-body massage. After you have used Divine 9 and it begins to disappear, adding a small amount of water will allow the slippery sensation to return. -
For Couples
Pillow Talk Feisty – Teal
$105.29<p>Introducing Feisty – Pillow Talk’s thrusting vibrator that knows no limits! Feisty is the perfect vibrator for those looking for a unique experience. The incredible insertable thrusting shaft has 2 speeds and 3 dynamic functions of vibrations and thrusts for nonstop pleasure. Enjoy the soft silicone material that is body-safe to use on all your delicate areas. The stylish diamond pattern handle allows for comfortable grip and easy maneuvering. It is also equipped with a removable cap complete with a dazzling Swarovski crystal for discreet storage and travel/hygiene purposes. Key Features: Thrusting shaft Multifunction Removable storage cap Diamond pattern handle Easy to clean Dazzles with Swarovski crystal Travel Lock Material: Silicone USB Rechargeable Charge time – 3 hours Run time- up to 1.3 hours Dimensions: Overall Length – 8.25 inches Insertable Length – 4.87 inches Width 1.5 inches</p>
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Double Dongs
Shades Jelly TPR Gradient Double Dong – Blue/Violet
$62.20Shades….they fade from color to color or color to cool! They are shimmering, pleasure-jewels soon to be your favorites. Material : TPR. 17 inch double dong..One Year Warranty.
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Cockrings & Lassos
Perfect Fit 9" Hefty Wrap Ring – Glow in the Dark
$21.95Perfect Fit Cock Wraps Collection.
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Double Penetrators
Tryst Duet w/Remote – Berry
$117.99Designed for intensely pleasurable partner and solo play, this bendable silicone double-ended vibrator features independently-controlled motors in each end. Because each motor has its own button, one end can be powered off completely while the other is active, or each can be set to a different vibration pattern to enjoy any combination of the 10 powerful vibrating modes. The TRYST Duet is fun and easy to use with the wireless remote control and magnetic USB charging cable.
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Accessories
Fetish Fantasy Limited Edition Series Ultimate Bondage Kit
$68.00We’ve put together the biggest fetish collection in the world with one goal in mind—to give you the best all-in-one-kit ever assembled so you can fulfill your deepest fetish fantasies! Turn your bedroom into an erotic playground and enjoy everything this incredible kit has to offer. We tried to think of everything so you won’t have to—from cuffs to ball gags and everything in between, we have your fetish fix!
Kit Includes:
Ball Gag
Butt Plug
Mini Mite Vibe
Love Mask®
Handcuffs
Nipple Chain Clips
Feather Tickler
Cat O’ Nine Tails
Grey Silk Tie
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Suction Cup for couple
King Cock Clear 8" Cock w/Balls – Purple
$43.99Clearly the best! Created to heighten your pleasure experience, this specially crafted formula is virtually odorless, non-sticky, and easy to clean. King Cock Clear combines a translucent dildo with a realistic cock design. The luminous clarity and lifelike form will fulfill all your fantasies! With its flexible shaft, detailed veins, and defined head, King Cock Clear will engage your senses visually and physically. The powerful suction cup base sticks to nearly any flat surface and makes every dildo harness compatible.
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Lubes
Ride BodyWorx Silicone Lubricant – 2 oz
$20.00<p>Ride Silicone is the true gold standard. Incorporating Sliquid’s proprietary blend of medical grade silicone, only thicker, this lubricant will stay slick… period. It’s 100% waterproof and always latex compatible, and keeps the Ride going all night. The original Ride… of your life! Ride Silicone is the flagship product for Ride BodyWorx, and is a highly concentrated premium blend of medical grade silicone. This personal lubricant is ideal for all erotic encounters, from sensual massage to safe and comfortable anal sex. Ride Silicone is 100% waterproof, and is more fun than you can imagine for play in the hot tub or shower. Careful with sheets and clothing, silicone products may stain! Ride Silicone will give you the glide you’ve just got to have, whether you are with a partner, or taking matters into your own hands. Ingredients: Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol. Slight variations in color or consistency may occur due to the key natural ingredient plant cellulose used in this product.</p>
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Cockrings & Lassos
Sport Fucker Wedge – Red
$10.99The Wedge by Sport Fucker This is hands-down the BEST basic, stretchable cockring on the market! This ring can be stretched to fit almost any size cock. Being extremely reductive in design, The Wedge offers the slimmest profile possible to get the job done. I.E. job being: pushing your package up and holding juices in while not cutting into the skin or choking out your cock.
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Accessories
The 9's Orange is the New Black Kit #2 – See No Evil Speak No Evil
$29.99Kit contains blindfold, ball gag, and rope..One Year Warranty.
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