Products
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
I Really Shouldn't Have Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “I Really Shouldn’t Have” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p> -
Accessories
Sex & Mischief Brat Pearl Nipple Clips
$16.99Push all your dom’s buttons for the perfect “punishment.” The adjustable Brat Pearl Nipple Clips offer varied sensations ranging from soft squeezes to pinching pleasures. Adorn your nipples with these beautiful rose gold clips dripping with faux pearl and get ready to turn up the heat.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$24.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
tri-fold design; 3 metal stakes included; all-weather; assembly required. -
Lubes
Elbow Grease H2O MAXXX Water Based Lubricant – 2.4 oz
$14.85MAXXX H2O is a water based, natural, sensual, unscented, long-lasting formula that feels like silicone and washes away quickly with water.
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Realistic
Shaft Model A Flexskin Liquid Silicone 8.5" Dong w/Balls – Mahogany
$93.99Crafted to perfection from innovative Flexiskin liquid silicone, these hyper-realistic dual-layer dildos feel the real thing and are ALWAYS UP. Our proprietary Flexiskin liquid silicone gives SHAFT an irresistibly soft and silky real feel, while the firm silicone core provides enough support for even the most wild rides.
Model A features a classic straight shape with balls and a powerful suction cup that is harness-compatible.
Dimensions:
Overall Length – 8.5 inches
Insertable Length – 6.1 inches
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Body Harnesses
Awkward Essentials Starter Set
$46.99Everything you need for a busy weekend! The Starter Set includes 5 dripsticks designed to absorb excess cum after sex, 1 (not-for-hands) Hand Towel, and a .35 oz tube of Doc Johnson Intimate Enhancements G-Spot Gel, all in a discreet travel bag.
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Butt Plugs for couples
Boundless Beaded Plug
$9.99Pleasure is made endless with the bold Boundless Beaded Plug. The passionate plug is made for streamlined pleasure with a graduated beaded design, flexible body, and easy pull handle base.
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Key Chains
Master Series Bound Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it’s the perfect companion for your office desk, backpack, bag, purse or keychain! Give it as a gift to your friends or keep it for yourself. It’s the cutest way to flag your kinky side! Fits in the palm of your hand. This kinky bondage bear is sure to put a smile on your face! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Accessories
Vibes Tasty 3 Pack Thongs Assorted Colors QN
$33.993 Piece Lace Thong Panty Pack with “Fresh,” “So Juicy,” & “So Salty” Elastic.
Materials: 90% Polyamide, 10% Spandex
Color: Multi: Light Blue, Light Pink, White
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.Queen: Size: 14-18, Bust 42in.-46in., Hips: 42in. – 49in.
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Thongs
Bottoms Up Ivy Eyelash Lace Panty w/Criss Cross Back & Bow Trims Light Pink S/M
$7.99Ivy Lace and Mesh Bikini Panty with Lattice Cut-out Back.
Materials: 80% Nylon, 20% Spandex.
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
SM: Size- 2-6 Waist 24”-26” Hips 34”-38” -
Rechargeable
King Cock Plus Thrusting, Warming & Vibrating 7.5" Triple Threat Dong – Brown
$130.00The King Cock® Plus Thrusting Cock With Balls is truly a triple threat that features 1” deep piston powered thrusting motion, internal warming up to body temperature in minutes, and powerful stimulating vibrations for the ultimate experience. Thrusting pleasure is designed to be naturally responsive, massaging your every movement—fast or slow.
The simple press of a button activates the 7 unique functions of the vibrating motor, which is strategically located at the Thrusting Cock’s tip for pinpoint pleasure internally and externally. For optimal stimulation, dynamic vibration combined with responsive thrusting action and internal warming creates explosive orgasmic results every time!
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Suction Cup for couple
Creature Cocks Resurrector Phoenix Squirting Silicone Dildo – Red/White
$82.99Fulfill your fantasies by filling yourself up with explosive, squirting fluids from this thick, Resurrector Phoenix dildo! This thick pheonix dong has a red shaft and white base. The tapered tip of the head makes insertion easy. The ropey muscles and rows of bumps and beads, plus the fat knot above the base make this a wild ride that will get you to fall and rise again and again, just like the phoenix! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone this rod is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants. A syringe and hose connect to the base so you can fill up the syringe with your lube of choice and then inject it into the hollow tube inside the dildo for an explosive, squirting experience that fills you up from within! Enjoy hands-free rides with the strong, suction cup base. Simply press it against any flat surface to secure it in place. Live out your fantasies, explore kinky cosplays, and give yourself a big, wet, gushing experience you won’t forget! To clean the toy after use, simply use warm water and mild soap. Feel free to soak the dildo, hose and syringe in soapy water and then rinse it for a thorough cleaning. Then spray with a toy cleaner and let air dry. Keep out of direct sunlight or heat and store separately from other silicone toys.
1. Fill the syringe with a water-based personal lubricant of your choice. 2. Wipe excess lubricant from the tip of the syringe, then insert the tip into the tubing. Push tubing down over the plastic tip until tubing is flush with the syringe, ensuring a secure seal. 3. Slowly begin filling the tubing with lubricant so it’s primed & ready to deliver the load on command.
Tip: For a more explosive ejaculation experience, try using a thinner lube or slightly diluting the lubricant with water to reach your desired consistency.
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Lifelike Combos - Masturbators
PDX Plus Big Titty Torso – Tan
$349.99There’s nothing better than squeezing a pair of big, soft, bouncy boobs, and the Big Titty Torso has got exactly what you need! The massive pair of boobs on this realistic mega masturbator features a dual density design that makes them EXTRA squeezable, while the two tight holes are lined with pleasure nubs that were designed to massage every inch of your shaft. Each hole features a different pattern to give you the realistic experience that you’ve been craving. Made from our incredibly realistic feeling Fanta Flesh®, this 19+ lb. mega masturbator is the most lifelike slam piece ever created. The soft, supple Fanta Flesh® material warms to your body temperature and feels just like the real thing-only better! • Super-Soft and Squeezable Titties: The big, beautiful pair of boobs features a dual-density design that makes them the most squeezable, natural, and realistic feeling tits you’ve ever felt! • Sexy Front and Back Details: In addition to its massive pair of boobs, the Big Titty Torso features a nice, round ass and a sexy, curved back. Now you can do her missionary, flip her over, and give it to her doggy style!
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Sets
Strap-Tease Bra & Crotchless Panty Neon Orange S/M
$32.99From the Exposed by Magic Silk Collection, this style includes: A bra featuring thick bondage style strappy bra cups, adjustable shoulder straps with metal sliders, O-ring details, a hook & eye closure at the back, and a matching crotchless panty. 90% Nylon, 10% Spandex. Hand wash, cold. No Bleach. Dry flat. S/M 4-10.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Football Glitter Pasties – Brown O/S
$12.99Whether you’re a die hard fan or just love a good tailgate, you’ll be sure to earn a penalty of illegal use of hands and get the W with these glitter football pasties by Neva Nude. ps. No pigs were harmed in the making of these nipple stickers!
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
All Nipztix products are handmade in sunny California.
Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive.
Last for 10-12 hours.
Made of locally sourced materials (Santa Monica, yay!)
Self-adhering, with an easy peasy application.
Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under our tank tops, or even replace a bikini top 😉
Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH!
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Enemas & Douches
Oxballs Oxshot 6" Silicone Butt Nozzle w/Flex Cockring – Black/Blue
$39.99<p>OXSHOT butt-nozzle gets the job done faster, easier and more comfortable. The flexible hose is made of Platinum Silicone for smother slicker entry–so much better than hard plastic or metal hose nozzles, and it’s got a tapered tip with flared water hole for better flow you can maneuver and direct where you need.</p>
<p>We designed the flow of this nozzle so you can adjust for softer flooding and filling or more of a power-wash stream. Hoses with smaller holes sprinkle water everywhere you don’t need it.</p>
<p>The nylon threaded fitting fits every brand shower hose and will not leak.</p>
<p>Why the ATOMIC JOCK cockring? Why not <em class=”x-el x-el-span c2-4e c2-4f c2-3 c2-8b c2-12 c2-4i c2-8c c2-8d”>boner-up</em>while you use the hose…perfect cockring ring for wet situations—</p>
<p>Platinum Silicone, Made in China.</p>
<p>Lube safe: water-based (recommended), hybrid.</p>
<p>Cleaning: Detergent and hot water, dishwasher, or washed with a diluted bleach/water solution.</p> -
Lifelike Pussy - Masturbators
Selopa Pocket Pleaser Stroker – Light
$17.98Enjoy stretchy-soft pleasure in the palm of your hand with this flexible, squishy stroker that features realistic lips and a life-like vaginal entry.
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Lifelike Combos - Masturbators
PDX Plus Perfect Ass XL Masturbator – Brown
$300.00It’s time to fulfill all of your sexual fantasies with our Perfect Ass XL Masturbator! Every inch of her soft, supple Fanta Flesh® booty was made for you to enjoy. Her big round ass cheeks are perfect for squeezing and massaging, while her two tight holes are lined with pleasure nubs that were designed to massage every inch of your shaft. Each hole features a different pattern to give you the realistic experience that you’ve been craving. So what are you waiting for? This big booty fantasy babe was made just for you! Features/ Benefits: Choose Your Hole – Perfect for men who crave variety in the bedroom! What are you in the mood for? Intricate Tunnel Design – Professionally designed for maximum pleasure. Each hole features a different pattern! Perfect Curves – Big round ass cheeks are perfect for spanking, squeezing and other foreplay! Care Instructions: Cleanup is a snap with antibacterial cleaner and warm water. NOTE: Both holes connect to the same internal canal, which is approximately 11″ long. The walls of the tunnel are intended to be tight and stretchy and aren’t very wide when you first start out. With a few uses, the elasticity will increase and should be able to accommodate most sizes. Material: TPE.
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Miscellaneous
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
$11.99This World’s Biggest Asshole Trophy is the perfect gag gift for that one special person in your life that has everything. This decorative middle finger award is sure to put a smile on their face (even if it’s ironically!) and is sure to become a conversation piece!
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Prostate Stimulators
VeDo Volt Rechargeable Prostate Vibe – Black
$49.99<p>This rechargeable prostate massager with perineum vibration is designed to help reduce painful ejaculation, aid with erectile dysfunction, prostatitis, and increase urine flow. With an adjustable shaft and flexible base, this prostate vibrator allows you to find just the right angle for maximum benefit. Made of silky-smooth silicone, 10 vibration modes, and an easy one-button control, you will be good to go. Don’t be afraid to take it in the shower or bath, it’s completely submersible. One Year Warranty. </p>
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Etc.
Satisfyer Sugar Rush – Blue
$49.95A playful waterdrop-shape design and the ultimate combo of pressure waves and vibration make the Satisfyer Sugar Rush ideal for newbies. The two motors can be controlled separately: 11 pressure wave and 12 vibration programs deliver countless possible combinations to satisfy your cravings. Thanks to its compact shape, you have everything under control during play. What’s more, you can also transport the pressure wave vibrator discreetly and easily on the go – it’s the perfect travel companion!
The supple head fits perfectly around the clitoris for the sweetest sensations. Since the clitoral vibrator is made of body-friendly, silky silicone, it is hygienic and gentle on the skin.
Built to give you just what you crave at any time, you can also take the Satisfyer Sugar Rush into the shower or bathtub without any problems: The pressure wave vibrator is waterproof (IPX7). You can also easily clean it with warm water and mild soap after use. The integrated batteries can be recharged with the included USB charging cable. -
For Couples
Shane's World Sparkle Vibe – Green
$9.99Why not add a little sparkle and shimmer to your ordinary orgasms? The Shane’s World Sparkle Vibe is a powerful, compact, and party-perfect vibrator with multiple speed action that providesintense pleasure toplease you. This sparkling, feminine little sex toyis wonderfully smooth and seamless for all-over pleasure on your lips, clit, or G-spot.
It’s a silky smoothadult toy that’s perfect for a solo party or a night of adventure (and plenty of powerful orgasms) with a partner. It’s 4.5 inches long and 1 inch wide, so it can fill you up and hit those deep and sensitive spots just as well as it can cover every inch of your lips for waves of exciting pleasure. This perfectbeginner vibrator is finished with shimmery glitter and designed for any kind of fun you can dream up.
Turn up the vibrations on this deceptively powerful but totally discreet little vibe to really get the party going. Your pleasure is totally in your hands with this personal massager—just keep dialing up the power on the base of the vibe until you find the speed that sends you over the edge.
It is easy to use: Just twist the battery compartment at the base open, slip in a single AA battery, and close the compartment securely before blasting off into some seriously awesome orgasms. Get ready to party with the Shane’s World Sparkle Vibe.
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Harness Only
Get Lucky Strap On Boxers – XL-XXL Black/Green
$40.00Get Lucky Strap-on boxer shorts designed for comfortable, sexy strap-on play! The no-buckle, no hassle strap-on boxer enhances your pleasure in an instant. Made of soft fabric, our boxer harness can be worn as underwear throughout the day and night. There are two hidden bullet vibe pockets for extra buzz and a truly thrilling experience for both parties. The butt enhancement design features two sexy cutout circle openings on back to naturally life and accentuate cheeks!
Dildo and Vibe Not included.
Care Instructions: Wash with similar colors. Hand wash and dry. Do not iron or tumble dry.
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For Couples
Desire Amore – Mauve
$60.99Amore by Desire – A unique and gorgeous double-ended vibrator that can be used solo or with a partner. Made of flexible, body-safe silicone, Amore features two powerful motors to stimulate all erogenous zones. Rechargeable. Suitable with all lubricants. 2 speeds / 8 functions on each side.
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Cock Cages
Alpha Liquid Silicone Glow in the Dark Teardrop Cock Ring
$9.99Illuminate your intimate moments with the with the Alpha Glow-In-The-Dark Liquid Silicone Teardrop Ring, a unique and premium enhancer designed to add a fun and illuminating twist to your intimate experiences. This innovative ring, featuring a built-in scrotum ring, provides not only secure support but also aids in increasing stamina. Its stretchy and comfortable design ensures a snug fit, boosting your endurance and intensifying pleasure during your most passionate encounters.
Crafted from top-quality Liquid Silicone, the ring boasts a composition that is softer, smoother, and more durable than traditional materials. This luxurious silicone feels incredibly soft against the skin and is waterproof, broadening the scope of where and how you can enjoy its benefits. The ring’s glow-in-the-dark feature introduces a thrilling element, lighting up your intimate moments and guiding your way in the dark.
More than just a pleasure accessory, the Teardrop Ring is a key to elevating your intimate experiences. The Alpha Glow-In-The-Dark Liquid Silicone Teardrop Ring is ideal for those seeking to infuse their sensual life with a sense of adventure.
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Teddies
Strappy Lace Open Cup Teddy Black O/S
$32.99Tempt and tease in this sultry teddy featuring open cups with lace and strappy detailing, adjustable spaghetti straps, a cut-out lace bodice, an open back with hook closure, a thin waistband, and a thong cut back.
From Popsi Lingerie.
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Glass
Gender X Lustrous Galaxy Wand Dual Ended Glass Massager – Green
$45.98Discover the pure joy of a sleek, glass massager. Nonporous and extremely hygienic, the surface of this iridescent blue-green-violet beauty is deliciously slippery and smooth, especially with your favorite lubricant. Try the gently curved end with its generous bulbous head or enjoy the triple-beaded end with its targeted, tapered tip. A ring between the two shafts keeps your grip grounded so you can focus on the ultimate pleasure that only glass can deliver! Dip into warm or cool water before you play for erotic temperature sensation. Five Year Warranty.
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Lubes
Moist Premium Formula Water-Based Personal Lubricant – 4.4oz
$12.00Feeling is Believing! Our brand new 510(k) cleared Water-Based Personal Lubricant has been completely redeveloped and is available in this premium formula! Designed to mimic the body’s natural lubrication, this lube is odorless, gentle on the skin, non-sticky, and formulated for long-lasting fun! Feel the difference! Made in the USA.
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Chemises
Lace & Mesh Triangle Cup Chemise w/Garters & Thong Lavender MD
$37.99Lace and powermesh triangle cup chemise with an open back, garter straps and matching mesh thong panty, all with gold hardware.
Fabric: 90%Nylon. 10%Elastane.
Medium. Size: 6-10. Cup B/C. Bust: 34in.-36in. Waist: 26in.-28in. Hip 36in.-38in. -
Lotions Oils Creams And Gels
Wicked Sensual Care Orange Blossom & Patchouli Massage Cream – 4 oz
$16.99Indulge in a sultry, relaxing massage with Orange Blossom and Patchouli Sensual Massage Cream. Caress, soften and nourish every inch of skin with each stroke. Blended with indulgent oils. Vitamins A and E quench thirsty skin. Electrolytes for skin hydration. Perfect for solo or partner use.
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Bustiers
Caged Temptress Satin & Tulle Bustier w/Draped Chain Detail & Thong Black XL
$50.99Caged Temptress 2-Piece Bustier Set.
Bustier:
• Satin trim and illusion tulle
• Draped chain detail
• Shelf cup with underwire
• Steel boning
• Adjustable garter straps
• Hook & eye closureThong:
• Satin with draped chain detail
• Single string thong back
• Cotton gusset.XL: Cup- D-DD. Bust – 40-42 inches. Waist – 31-33 inches. Hips – 41-43 inches.
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G-Spot
Natalie's Toy Box Screaming Squirrel Pulsing and Vibrating – Red
$49.99SCREAMING SQUIRREL is SSSS-CREAMIN’ for a good time! Let this mating call be a mind blowing experience you never knew was possible! This amazing creature will make you squirrelly in all the right ways!
Screaming Squirrel is a multi-function toy with air pulse and vibration capabilities. The mouth of the squirrel fits perfectly around sensitive areas such as the clitoris or nipples. Insert the tail and enjoy the curved design as it hits your G-spot or P-Spot! Both motors are independently controlled for unlimited play options. The tail is flexible for superior comfort during use.
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Clit Ticklers
Connect App Based Kegel Exerciser
$62.99Experience the cutting-edge of intimate satisfaction with the CalExotics Connect Kegel Exerciser, a sophisticated device that combines the benefits of Kegel exercise with the joy of intimate exploration. This innovative exerciser is perfect for those who seek to enhance their overall well-being while indulging in the delights of intimate pleasure, offering a unique experience that is both beneficial and enjoyable.
The Kegel exerciser can be used independently or controlled via a user-friendly, easy-to-download app. This feature allows for a personalized and engaging experience, enabling you and your partner to explore new realms of pleasure from near or afar. The app’s intuitive interface makes it simple to navigate through the various functions, adding an element of excitement and versatility to your Kegel exercises. The bulbous design and added pleasure ridges of the exerciser are meticulously crafted to enhance sensation, making each session both effective and pleasurable.
Equipped with 9 functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, it offers a wide range of sensations. Each function is designed to provide a different experience, from subtle stimulation to more intense vibration, allowing you to cater to your personal preferences and needs. Whether you’re focusing on strengthening your pelvic floor or seeking added pleasure, this exerciser adapts to your goals.
Prioritizing your pleasure, the Kegel exerciser is crafted from body-safe Silicone and is 100% waterproof with an IPX7 rating, making it safe for use in various environments. The state-of-the-art memory chip resumes on the last function used, ensuring continual pleasure. The security travel lock feature, activated by a three-second hold, guarantees discretion. USB rechargeable with the included charging cord, this Kegel exerciser offers a full charge in just 2 hours, with 40 minutes of high-speed use or 60 minutes at a lower setting. Elevate your pleasure journey with the CalExotics Connect Kegel Exerciser.
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Accessories
Sex & Mischief Peaches 'n CreaMe Riding Crop
$15.99<p>Why settle for vanilla when you can have the sweet sting of the Peaches ‘n CreaMe Riding Crop? Designed to be discreetly stored, the bright peach colored faux leather is bound to add a pop of color to contrast the loving blush of your bottom. Fall into a world of sweetly stingy sensations and playfully fun intimate moments with pleasurable taps and teases across your body.</p>
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Vibrators
Womanizer Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe Special Edition – Black Marble
$137.99Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Special Edition offers you a moment of magic in style. Like you, this toy is a true original: the perfect blend of elegance, simplicity, and pleasure. 10 Intensity levels – Whether you prefer soft and gentle or powerful and intense, or something in between – your next orgasm is just the push of a button away. The intensity levels are perfectly balanced and offer the right setting for your every mood. Afterglow – By short-pressing the power button, your toy quickly reverts to its lowest setting for a relaxing end to an orgasm. Extra Stimulator Head – We know that every body is different and beautiful! For this reason, every box includes two sizes of stimulator heads to ensure that everyone can enjoy their WOMANIZER.
Empower Your Sensuality
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