Products
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Pens & Lighters
Outrageous Office Pens
$9.99Want a pen that’s really “note-worthy”? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know what’s on your mind!
Sayings Include:
Actually, just fuck off.
I wish I could fukin spell.
Hands off my pen, bitch.
These stupid fucks think I’m working.
I wanna fucking go home.Features:
5 Nasty Pens Included
Great Ice-Breaker
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Rechargeable
ROMP Wave Lay on Vibrator – Mint
$44.99ROMP Wave is a lay-on vibrator that provides deep clitoral stimulation on the outer hot spots and erogenous zones. Wave is ideal for your Me-moments with 6 vibration levels and 4 speeds, you will feel the vibrations, but you wont hear it. The motor is whisper quiet and therefore extremely discreet. Skin-friendly silicone & IPX7 Waterproof. Wave is wrapped in velvety silicone from the tip to the base and of course does not contain any harmful plasticizers. Thanks to the seamless workmanship, the vibrator is also completely waterproof and can be used in the shower or bathtub. With 60 minutes runtime and quickly rechargeable, you wil ride the waves.
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Miscellaneous Masturbators
PDX Elite Hydrogasm Vibrating Stroker – Frosted/Black
$109.99Get ready to be blown away by the HYDROGASM, PDX Elite’s latest innovation in pleasure! Thrill yourself with 3 speeds of super cyclonic rumbling action, generated by a powerful vibrating motor that will send you over the edge with its swirling, offset rotational patterns.
A super-soft interior sleeve sends rows of nubbies nudging and vibrating against the most sensitive areas of your upper shaft—giving you the most intense, load-blowing head job ever!
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Pussy Shaped Masturbators
PDX Plus Fuck Flask Secret Delight Stroker – Brown/Grey
$69.99Here’s a thirst trap that will actually leave you hydrated! Soak it in and fill ‘er up—the Fuck Flask discreet water bottle stroker will keep you feeling refreshed anytime or anywhere! Crafted to mimic the appearance of a modern, reusable water bottle—this on-demand hydration station is designed with your privacy in mind and will effortlessly blend into almost any setting, leaving no trace of suspicion. Whether it is on a nightstand or under the bed, in a suitcase or the trunk of a car, the Fuck Flask is the discreet stroker you have been longing for.
No more prying eyes or raised eyebrows!
The super-realistic pussy is exactly what you came for! It features an intricate interior tunnel lined with pleasure nubs and ribs that will rock your cock! Made with our signature Fanta Flesh® material, the Fuck Flask stroker looks and feels better than the real thing! The lid features a flip-top suction control valve that allows you to control the airflow. Like it fast? The built in thumb ring on the lid allows you to slide your thumb through for an easy no-slip grip, and makes carrying it a breeze.
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Accessories
Shots Ouch Black & White Introductory Bondage Kit #1 – Black
$23.99Have you fantasized about a sexy game of submission and dominance? Then this will be the perfect start for you! Make sure your love slave listens to your every instruction while you tease and seduce them. Handcuff them so you have free reign to do anything you want. If you are the submissive type and you want to be the one who’s handcuffed, then this will be the perfect gift for your master! Comes with furry metal cuffs, satin mask and flogger.
Specifications:
Cuffs – Dimensions: 28 x 7,5 x 0,7 cm.
Whip – Dimensions: 52 x 4 x 1.4 cm.
Mask – Dimensions: 19 x 9 x 0.2 cm
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Suction Cup for couple
Rock Candy Suga Daddy 9.5" Silicone Dildo – Blue
$41.99How many inches does it take to get to the center of your sweet spot? The Rock Candy® Sugar Daddy® is up for the challenge! Even better than the real thing, this chunky hunk is crafted to satisfy your deepest carnal cravings. The Sugar Daddy features an extra thick and twisted silicone shaft. The realistic head will tease and please the G-spot or P-spot as long as you can take it! With a flared suction cup base, the Sugar Daddy is harness-compatible for all types of play. Let the big Daddy show you that the candy man certainly can! (Who’s your Daddy?) 9.5″ Measurements: Shaft diameter?:? 1.?9″? ? . ?Shaft circumference: 5.9″ ?. ?Base diameter: ?4″ .One Year Warranty.
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Romantic Candles
Eden's Vagina Candle – Rose – Vanilla
$5.99Ignite your senses and indulge in the ultimate relaxation experience with Eden’s Candles. Our exquisite 3-inch vanilla-scented candles are designed to create a soothing ambiance that will transport you to a world of bliss. Available in both the beautiful vagina and penis forms, these candles are crafted with care and attention to detail and boast a 12-hour burn time. Choose from our stunning range of colors, including blue, eggplant, rose, or taupe, and let your candle become a statement piece in any room.
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Lubes
Sensuva Ultra Thick Hybrid Personal Moisturizer Single Use Packet – 6 ml Strawberry
$1.99SENSUVA’S Thick Hybrid Personal Moisturizer is soft to the touch and leaves skin feeling moisturized and silky smooth. The unique and sensual consistency of the Hybrid Formula may help partners feel each other’s body and connect more. It can be used as a daily moisturizer and is ideal for delicate and sensitive skin. Shake well before use. Ideal for anyone who prefers the idea of using something gentle and soothing for delicate tissue, women going through menopause, or anyone who typically has allergies or sensitivities. Sensuva’s Ultra-Thick Hybrid is the thickest hybrid formula on the market and will dramatically change a person’s experience with anal penetration. This premium formula was created to stay in place, be ultra-comfortable and provide a long-lasting glide. This thicker formula expertly reduces any feeling of friction, and protects the skin at the same time. Safe to use with latex and silicone products. Single use packet.
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Mitts And Tools
Le Wand Stroke Silicone Penis Play Attachment
$49.99Need a hand? Experience stronger, mind-blowing O’s with the new Le Wand Stroke penis play silicone attachment!
Turn your wand vibe into a sensational, penile masturbation sleeve for when you’re in the mood for something a little more intense than the old-fashioned. Featuring a plethora of bumpy textures, the Le Wand Stroke targets the most sensitive erogenous zones on the penis with 360 degrees of stimulation and contact.
Le Wand Attachments are 100% body-safe and made from silky smooth silicone. They’re also hypoallergenic, non-porous, and easy to clean.
* The Flick flexible silicone attachment is compatible only with the larger Le Wand and Le Wand Plug-In massagers. It is not compatible with the Le Wand Petite.
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Harness Only
Gender Fluid Thigh Rider Strap On Harness – L-XXL Black
$63.00Thigh Rider Strap-on Harness. Created to fit all bodies and gender identities. Padded for extra comfort. Composition : Neoprene, Polyester, ABS Plastic, Velcro. Unisex, form fitting ultra stretchy. Gentle hand wash, cold water only.
Ultra-stretch fabric fits most flared-based dildos. Dildo NOT included.
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Cock Cages
Cock Cage U-Ring 2 Pack – Black
$52.99Replacement Black U-Rings for all CB-X® chastity devices, these U-Rings are compatible with all models and spare parts.
2 pack – 1 large and 1 XL U-ring included.
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Miscellaneous Masturbators
ZOLO Gripz Dotted Stroker – Clear
$30.99The ZOLO Gripz Collection introduces three new squeezable clear strokers, where you can watch the action as you make it happen! The Dotted is a flexible textured sleeve that provides intense stimulations using its unique dotted interior shape, and fits perfectly in your hand thanks to the ergonomic design. Made from clear phthalate-free materials that are body-safe.
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Mugs & Cups
Chemistry Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$8.99Mix up some yummy shots at your next party with this colorful Chemistry Shot Glass Set. Includes measurements up to 1.5 ounces on each shot. Hand wash only.
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Realistic
Shaft Model C Flexskin Liquid Silicone 9.5" Curved Dong w/Balls – Pine
$109.99Crafted to perfection from innovative Flexiskin liquid silicone, these hyper-realistic dual-layer dildos feel the real thing and are ALWAYS UP. Our proprietary Flexiskin liquid silicone gives SHAFT an irresistibly soft and silky real feel, while the firm silicone core provides enough support for even the most wild rides. Model C features a downwardly curved shape with balls and a powerful suction cup that is harness compatible. Dimensions: Overall Length – 9.5 inches Insertable Length – 6.8 inches Width – 1.86 inches.
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Leg & Ankle Cuffs
Euphoria Collection Ankle Cuffs
$32.99Experience the captivating allure of the Euphoria Collection Ankle Cuffs. This set includes two ankle restraints with a functional and contemporary design. The cuffs are fully adjustable with a secure buckle closure, ensuring a perfect fit and complete control over your bondage play.
Indulge in the luxurious feel of the soft and plushy velvet interior, while the sleek vegan leather exterior adds an element of sophistication. The combination of textures creates an enticing sensory experience that heightens your pleasure.
With universal clasps and swivel design D-rings, these cuffs provide versatility and freedom of movement, allowing you to explore various positions with ease. The sturdy construction, double padding, and double stitching ensure both comfort and durability during your most intense encounters.
Enhancing the visual appeal, the non-tarnishing metal accents add a touch of elegance to these ankle cuffs. Elevate your bondage experience and surrender to the seductive allure of the Euphoria Collection Ankle Cuffs, where style meets satisfaction.
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Novelties
Any Couple Sex! Dice
$5.99The Sex Dice game that works for any couple. The purple die instructs you what to do, and the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy.
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Cockrings & Lassos
Seduction Levi Cock Ring – Metallic Burgundy
$38.99Perpetuate pleasure and boost performance with Levi by Seduction. A sleek, vibrating cock ring that fits snugly and provides intense vibrations. Levi is made of stretchy, body-safe silicone and is textured for added sensations. Rechargeable. Water Resistant. Suitable with all lubricants. 3 speeds / 7 functions.
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Rechargeable
Obsession Fantasy – Purple
$82.99Decadent pleasure is at your fingertips with the indulgent Obsession Fantasy. The turbo-charged dual vibrator is sure to satisfy with the intimately curved shaft, flickering teaser, and 10 powerful functions of vibration.
The high-powered massager is created with a sensually curved design with flickering teaser and smooth shaft. The high-powered massager is created with a body contouring design with naturally curved stimulator and shaft. Embrace knee-shaking stimulation with the powerful dual motors. Scroll forward and backward through the variety of orgasmic options with the easy two button controls. The massager is made from a hygienically superior silicone and finished with indulgent designer decor. This body safe material is unscented and phthalate free to keep your most sensitive spots happy and healthy.
Whether you’re taking a dip with a lover or indulging in a steamy solo session, look forward to up to 90 minutes of waterproof vibration. Recharge pleasure and get back to playtime in only 2.5 hours with the provided USB cable.
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Greeting Cards
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Teddies
Floral Lace & Mesh Underwire Teddy w/Keyhole Details Black X-Large
$39.99Drape yourself in sophistication with this eyelash lace bodysuit featuring underwire, adjustable straps and crotch fastening.
Care: Hand Wash & Drip Dry.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Kit – Medium Skin Tone
$49.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
Each Clone-A-Willy kit comes with:
Body-safe, diy homemade dildo clone kit, medium skin tone-colored silicone Algae-based molding powder, Molding tube (2.5 inches wide, 11 inches tall), Single-speed vibrator, Easy-to-follow instructions.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone.
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Harness Only
Body Dock Strap-On Suspenders
$99.99No Rings. No Snaps. No Hassle!
PUSH-AND-PLAY Patented Powerful Suction Design
The patented Body Dock® Strap-On Suspenders take strap-on play to a whole new level! They’re not just stylish, but they also provide maximum support and comfort with the padded form-fitted body plate, detachable suspenders, adjustable side-release buckles, and removable shoulder pads. Changing your favorite strap-on accessory has never been faster or easier! It’s as simple as attaching the suction cup on your favorite dildo or vibrator to the docking plate, while the nylon straps easily adjust to fit most sizes and body types. Best of all, it works with most dildos on the market today, including some you may already own. No rings. No snaps. No hassle!
Patented Suction-Based Design
Push and Play! Simply push the suction cup of your favorite dildo or vibrator against the concave suction dock until ALL of the air between them is released! The suction creates a super-strong bond with no need for rings or snaps!
The Angled Suction Plate Keeps your Dildo Erect
The Body Dock® features an angled suction dock to help counteract sagging caused by traditional harnesses, keeping everything looking as natural & true to life as possible.
*The docking plate diameter measures 3.4 in. (8.6 cm) and accommodates any dildo with a suction cup diameter smaller than this size.
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Gay & Lesbian Products
Oxballs Buzz Squeeze Ballstretcher Vibe – Clear
$75.99Buzz Squeeze Ballstretcher Vibe. Made from our best, max-stretch Flextpr. Same SQUEEZE ballstretcher design, with added 3xVIBE. Hourglass shape grips most in the middle. Inner no-slip rings keep BUZZSQUEEZE locked in place. Puts the buzz directly on your sack…it’s “surround vibe”. BUZZSQUEEZE comes with three vibes+ includes easy to replace batteries in silicone sheathed vibe bullets…the vibes are waterproof and fit inside rubbery shafts surrounding the ballstretcher. OXBALLS makes toys that function right: we put the vibe units where you will feel them the most, the buzz is in the nuts…X3!
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Rechargeable
Je Joue Juno G Spot Vibrator – Fuchsia
$108.99The Je Joue Juno is a beautifully sleek classic vibrator, contoured to provide powerful G-Spot stimulation, while ensuring maximum pleasure.
The inner curve features a soft, squishy edge for those looking for pin-point G-Spot stimulation, while the flatter end of the tip is angled perfectly for those wanting to use Juno for powerful external clitoral stimulation.
Extra softness means you can experiment with pressure while avoiding any discomfort.
One Year Warranty.
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Thongs
Elastic Criss Crotchless Bikini Neon Green O/S
$6.99Elastic Criss Crotchless Bikini. From Escante.
One Size. Size: 2-14. Cup: B/C. Bust: 32in.-38in. Waist: 24in.-32in. Hip: 34in.-40in. Weight: 90-160lbs. -
Cock Rings
Oxballs Ultraballs Cockring Special Edition – Night Pack of 2
$23.99You asked for it and we delivered…introducing the new n’ improved model of our best-selling POWERBALLS cockring, ULTRABALLS. ULTRABALLS is everything you loved about the original POWERBALLS design but stretchier, rubberier and even more bang for your buck. ULTRABALLS is made from our signature FLEX-TPR and designed to grip n’ bloat your meat just right. The underside of the each ring has blubbery dual nodules that work as pressure points to keep your cock rigid and ready to go. Best of all, ULTRABALLS pushes your package up n’ out for a beefy bulge that’s sure to turn heads. We realized that guys who ordered POWERBALLS ended up loving it so much they’d order another one for on the go play or as gifts for their friends n’ fuckbuds. Now, you get two super stretchy rings guaranteed for hours of fun.
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Hand or Wrist Cuffs
Ultra Fluffy Furry Cuffs – Pink
$15.99Let your lover take the lead and indulge in sensationally enhanced pleasure with the Ultra Fluffy Furry Cuffs. These versatile handcuffs are ideal for experienced restraint lovers, blushing beginners or couples looking to experience with dazzling bondage play. Give yourself over to pure ecstasy when you slip these enhanced faux fur covered metal handcuffs with lockable design. Explore endless restraint possibilities with the adjustable cuff size and durable design.
Wrap around your back or around bed posts to relinquish total control to your lover and heightened pleasure while the plush faux fur keeps your wrists comfortable. The commanding cuffs are complete with 2 lock keys and a safety release latch in case of an unexpected interruptions. -
Rechargeable
Pretty Love Piper Double Pulsation Vibe – Fuchsia
$65.99The Pretty Love Piper with 12 settings of vibration and 12 settings of pulsation prostate vibrator is the perfect addition to fulfil all your anal needs. With 12 vibration and pulsation functions, you can alternate the powerful vibes that begin at the base and run through the insertable shaft, located in the head for more focused stimulation. To truly get your legs buckling, you can switch both buttons and experience unequalled anal satisfaction. USB rechargeable, it will last as long as you can.
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Accessories
Selopa Beaded Nipple Clamps – Silver
$16.98<p>Discover the erotic sensation of nipple clamps with hanging beads that deliver a delicious weighted sensation and sexy visual appeal. Five Year Warranty.</p>
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Costumes
Role Play BZ Bunny 6 pc Set Black S/M
$31.99Role Play BZ Bunny by Body Zone Apparel. 6 piece BZ Bunny set: 1 thong bodysuit with tail, 1 collar with bow, 1 pair of wrist cuffs, 1 pair of bunny ears, 1 pair of thigh highs, 1 pair of gloves.
Fabric: 80% Poly/20% Elastane, Stockings: 85% Nylon/15% Elastane.
Hand Wash Cold. No Bleach. Line Dry.
S/M. Size (U.S.) 2-8. Bust – 32.5″ -35.5″. Waist – 24″-27″. Hips – 35″-38″ -
Lubes
Sliquid Silver Studio Collection – 3.4 oz
$36.00<p>Sliquid Naturals Silver is a pharmaceutical grade silicone personal lubricant, and is Sliquid’s Premium formulation. Silver is super long-lasting and 100% waterproof, and is the perfect choice for those who need a lubricant to last. Made from an ultra concentrated blend of pharmaceutical grade silicones, Sliquid Naturals Silver will last for hours with only a few drops, and is easy to clean up with simple soap and water (except from some sheets & clothing!). All Sliquid products are formulated by sensitive women, for sensible women. Slight variations in color or consistency may occur due to the key natural ingredient plant cellulose used in this product.</p>
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Teddies
Maria Ribbed Knit & Lace Teddy Crystal Rose XL
$63.00Romantic yet racy, the Maria Collection from OH LÀ LÀ CHÉRI was made to entice. Designed with an underwire cup and crafted from an all new soft, sensual ribbed jersey fabrication, whilst exquisite floral scalloped lace makes a strong statement.
Fabric: 90% Nylon 10% Spandex.
Xlarge. Cup D/DD, Bust 38-40in., Waist 31-33in., Hips 40-42in., Weight 160-180 lbs. -
Harness Only
Shots Ouch Vibrating Strap On Thong w/Adjustable Garters – Black M/L
$60.99The Vibrating Strap-on Thong with Adjustable Garters fits like a traditional thong with the added bonus of garters to add to the sexy fun. Simple yet elegant, these strap-on panties are perfect for you and your partner. Don’t worry about complicated straps and buckles, just slip them on, add the toy and enjoy. With a variety of styles, shapes & sizes, everyone will find their perfect fit. With the patent-pending O-Ring System, almost all dildos and dongs will fit into this strap-on panty without the need of additional O-Rings. Each panty comes with a premium quality silicone rechargeable 10-speed vibrating bullet for extra sensations for you and your partner. Made of high-quality elastic compression material for a better fit, comfort & performance. The lightweight breathable fabric will draw away moisture from the body ensuring that when things get hot, you stay cool. Perfect for Packing, Pegging & Penetration. Available in 3 sizes: XS/S, M/L, XL/XXL. 1-year warranty. Pairs perfectly with All Ouch! & RealRock Dildo’s & Dongs. Hand wash or hand wash programme, do not tumble dry, do not iron, do not bleach, do not dry clean, line dry.Unstretched waistband size: M/L – 14.8 inches – 18.7 inches Diameter of hole for dildo: 2.4 inches.
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G-strings
Ooh La Lace Cross Strap Split Crotch Tanga Panty Black L/XL
$11.99From the Exposed by Magic Silk collection, this style includes: a cheeky thong featuring elastic straps and lace straps in a cross-strap design, a satin black bow detail in the front, and a crotchless cut-out.
Fabric: 90% Nylon, 10% Spandex.
Hand Wash Cold. No Bleach. Dry Flat.
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Lubricants
Rock Solid EZ Top Large Topper – Black
$13.99Rock Solid EZ Top is your new nightstand necessity! This cap is designed for one-handed use so you don’t have to slow down when the moment is right. It’s completely leak-proof, so nothing will come out unless you’re ready for it.
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