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Orgasmic Greeting Card
$5.99Express your gratitude in a cheeky and bold way with our ‘Thanks for all the Orgasms’ card! This straightforward and humorous card is a perfect cheeky thank-you to a partner who knows exactly how to keep the sparks flying. It’s a unique way to celebrate your intimate moments together, perfect for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or any special occasion that calls for a little extra sass and a lot of love.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Naughty ‘Thanks for all the Orgasms’ greeting card, with bold typography on a clean white background, accented with a pop of red. Ideal for a humorous and love-filled message.
Front Message: Thanks for all the Orgasms
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
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Shots The Dickheads Confetti – Multi Colors
$6.99<p>What better way to celebrate than to sprinkle the little Dickheads all over your party. This fun shaped confetti will be the talk of the night. The details are in the dicks!</p>
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420 Foreplay Cannabliss w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Do You Girl Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Self Care Era Gift Bag
$8.99Wrap your thoughtful gifts in self-love with our ‘In My Self Care Era Large Gift Bag’. This vibrant pink bag is adorned with uplifting phrases and charming symbols that celebrate personal pampering and well-being. It’s the perfect package for wellness gifts, from soothing bath bombs to luxurious skincare, signaling to your loved ones that it’s time to relax, rejuvenate, and revel in self-care.
Design Details: Chic ‘In My Self Care Era’ large gift bag in pink with playful self-care motifs, perfect for gifting a little me-time luxury.Size: 13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″
Includes: Large Gift Bag with White Cord Handles, Double-Sided Print
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Weed Be Cute Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together’ in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.
Front Message: Weed Be Cute Together
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Vibe Hearts Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Sucked Anyway Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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For The Record Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!
Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Self Care Era Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Suck VS Swallow Greeting Card
$5.99Introducing the “This Card Might Suck But I Swallow” greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life’s imperfections.
The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states ‘This Card Might Suck But I Swallow’ in a straightforward, bold font.
Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
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Shots The Dickheads Couples Toothpicks – Multi Colors
$10.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Cum Queen Greeting Card
$5.99Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Too Hot To Handle Gift Bag
$8.99Give your gifts an extra kick with our ‘Too Hot To Handle Large Gift Bag’! This eye-catching bag is perfect for someone with a spicy personality or for a sizzling occasion. Red hot chili peppers against a crisp white background, accented with a bold black and green trim, make this gift bag as memorable as the present inside. It’s an excellent choice for those who appreciate a bit of heat and humor in their lives.
Design Details: Spicy ‘Too Hot To Handle Large Gift Bag’ featuring vibrant chili peppers and playful hearts, ideal for a fun and fiery gift presentation.
Size: 13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″
Includes: Large Gift Bag with White Cord Handles, Double-Sided Print.
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Shots The Dickheads Shorty Shot Glass
$28.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Spice It Up Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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More Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Embrace the mantra of relaxation and enjoyment with our bold and spirited greeting card. The message “More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More” is not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. This card is perfect for those who live life to the fullest and embrace all of its pleasures. With its vibrant neon lettering against a stark black background, it stands out as a beacon of good times and chill vibes. Whether it’s for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.
Patent Pending.Design Details: A dynamic greeting card with a bold black background, highlighting the mantra ‘MORE SEX GOOD WEED NO STRESS VIBE MORE’ in vivid yellow and white letters.
Front Message: More Sex, Good Weed, No Stress, Vibe More
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap,Matchbook
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Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Wetter Better Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
Patent Pending .
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