Products
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Games for Parties
Boozy Bingo Scratch-Off Game
$11.99Boozy Bingo is a drinking truth-or-dare party game! In this game, you will be challenged to drink, perform dares, or tell truths to win. You must complete the square to win it. Use a marker or pen to X the finished squares. You must first tell the truth and then take a drink to complete the square. The first person to get five in a row wins! Included: 8 Bingo scratch-off cards.
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Dice
Oral Sex Glow in the Dark Dice Game
$11.99Have fun frolicking in the dark! Roll the Pink Dice for oral foreplay and select your own body part or action when you roll a wild. Roll both wilds and you win, and get to roll the green oral sex die. Then you decide which one of you assumes each position on the die roll.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Porn Parody Adult Coloring Book
$14.99The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the Woodrocket’s most popular porn parodies, including Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bob’s Boners, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Hamilton, Dragon Boob Z, and more! The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Any Party Occasion
420 Foreplay Cannabliss w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Plus – Cross Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Plus, Cross Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
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Novelties
Fabric Pride Flag
$1.99Pride Flag – Fabric. From Beistle.
With 10½” ball-tipped wooden stick
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Decals
Dope Dick Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.99Dope Dick Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Decals
More Sex Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.99Unleash the epitome of a carefree and audacious attitude with the “More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More” sticker. Its vivid green lettering pops against any background, making it a standout addition to your personal belongings. This sticker is not just about style but also about statement and durability. Made with high-quality, weather-resistant vinyl, it promises longevity whether it’s jazzing up your skateboard, laptop, or workspace. The sticker’s design, featuring a free-spirited slogan in a unique and funky font, resonates with those who live life to the fullest and are proud to show it. With a size of 3″ x 3″, it’s the perfect balance of boldness and subtlety to fit wherever you choose to express your zest for life.
Design Details: Vibrant green text ‘More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More’ on a black sticker, embodying a bold and free-spirited lifestyleSize: 3″ x 3″
Material: Matte Vinyl Sticker.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bop Bag
$54.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Orange/Yellow
$12.99Long live the Targaryens! Become the Mother of Dragons with color changing pasties. These ones shift between sunny yellow and fiery orange.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop – Caramel Lovers
$4.99Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop Boobie shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our boobs tastes great!
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag- Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Disco Plus X – Pink O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Emotion Lotion is a sweet, candy like massage oil that enhances erotic and sensual massage by making it tasty. Water based/ Easily washes away. Latex, Plastic & Rubber Compatible, 100% Food Grade Ingredients.
This warming lotion gets warm when you rub it and hot when you blow on it. Give some to someone you love!
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. -
Any Party Occasion
Self Care Era Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Groom Spread Knife
$13.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Board Games
Happy Fucking Birthday Bash Drinking Game
$27.99Happy Fucking Birthday Bash is an adult drinking, stacking, and tumbling tower game for two or more players 21 and over. Celebrate the guest of honor by reading aloud the questions as you try to stack the tower without tumbling over! This game will reveal how well you know the birthday person, and if you don’t know the answer, TAKE A SHOT! Included in the box are 4 Happy Fucking Birthday shot glasses and 60 stacking blocks with questions.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket I Am Dope – Pink/Green
$14.99Nothing says “I Am Dope” like this keychain, which literally says “I Am Dope”! This cute, smiling weed leaf keychain makes the perfect gift or accessory for your key ring!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Glow in the Dark Hearts & Stars – Hot Pink 2 Pairs
$16.992 pair of x-shaped pasties with “BAD BITCH” written across each. From Xgen Products.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall Coverage: 1.8 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkling Stars & Strips USA Cowboy Boot – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Boots: Sparkling Stars & Stripes USA Cowboy Boot Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
Kick the dust up in these sparkly Americana cowboy boots!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.1 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches . -
Novelties
Glitterati Penis Bottle Opener
$8.99An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years to come. Our beautifully crafted Same Penis Forever bottle opener will be the added touch of style and sophistication.
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Adult Couples Sex Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this all-inclusive Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For straight or gay couples. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For straight or gay couples.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$23.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Sparkle Plus X – Black O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Petite Plus X: Two Pair of Small Sparkle Black Plus Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Includes Two (2) Pair
Dimensions: 2.1 x 2.1 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inch.
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Body Paints for Bachelorette Party
Milk Chocolate Body Pen
$6.99Write your most intimate “SECRET DESIRES” on your favorite place on your partner’s body and let the fun begin! WRITE IT ON…LICK IT OFF! Takes intimate playtime to a whole new level!
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Card Games
Tease & Please – PleaseMe
$36.99PLEASEME is one of the many mischievous games in the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease & Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and infinite fantasy possibilities.
This game allows you to discover sexual options that you may not have considered before. ‘Taking the lead’ or ‘being subjected’: which one do you prefer? The attributes included in this game, such as a blindfold that doubles as a bondage ribbon, a feather for tickling, and last but not least, a set of handcuffs, will indulge your senses in a playful and imaginative way. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian.
You never know what will happen next with this surprising game. How does it feel to be pleasured when you are tied up and unable to move? How much pleasure can you get from being tickled with a feather in the most sensitive spots on your body when you can’t see a thing? Have you ever experienced what it’s like to almost reach orgasm, but not quite? When you’re tied up, your only option is to resign yourself to it and hope that your partner will soon fan the flames again.
Take a chance and be surprised by the various tasks that direct you to alternate between ‘undergoing’ or ‘performing’. Your senses are sure to be heightened to the max, especially when you use the various attributes, such as the mask, bondage rope, or adjustable nipple clamps. Tease & Please wishes the two of you lots of playful pleasure!
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen
$7.99Get your creative juices flowing with Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen! Our pens provide a sensory experience with their squishy-soft ergonomic design, making writing more fun. Plus, our water-based black ink offers a smooth writing experience without smudging. Whether you’re looking for a way to reduce stress in the office or want to have some fun doodling, Super Fun Penis Pen is here for you.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Large Mug – 420 Black Rasta
$26.99Whether you are sipping morning coffee, evening tea or something in between, you can add a touch of ‘smoke’ with these trendy Roast & Toast mugs.
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 10oz. It features a glossy black color, a white inside and a cool 420 design in Rasta colors. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. Sit back, relax and enjoy your smoke and coffee.
This product is recommended for adult use only. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box.
The perfect gift for a friend who enjoys a ‘smoke’ and a coffee before or after work.
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Dolls - Novelty
Doll Face Female Sex Doll
$43.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 3 Pleasure Holes. Height 5′ 2″ / 160cm Body Safe PVC. Includes Repair Kit
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Brown Air Freshener – Cologne
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Brown Middle Finger” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gag Ball Gary
$33.99Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Shorty Shot Glass
$28.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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