Products
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Miscellaneous
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
$11.99This World’s Biggest Asshole Trophy is the perfect gag gift for that one special person in your life that has everything. This decorative middle finger award is sure to put a smile on their face (even if it’s ironically!) and is sure to become a conversation piece!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket XXX Nurses Coloring Book
$14.99Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!
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Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti
$4.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5-inch high-quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday plates, napkins, straws, candles, games, and more!
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Silicone Key Chain – Red
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Banners
Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons
$7.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features five high-quality 11-inch Balloons that read Happy Fucking Birthday and are filled with fuck you finger confetti. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Red/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
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Greeting Cards
Nips And Dips Greeting Card
$5.99Toss your Salad Card.
For those whole love a side salad
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Squirt Alert Naught Wrapping Paper for your favorite squirter! Bring on the wet wet and super soak me!
Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Peaches 'n CreaMe Silicone Lips
$16.99<p>Say it without saying a word with the perfect blend of flirty fun and peachy play! Shaped like luscious lips in a tempting peach pearlescent hue, this silicone masterpiece is both inviting and seductive for oral play. The faux leather buckle ensures a secure fit while letting you are left speechless. Perfect for beginners or seasoned enthusiasts, the Peaches ‘n CreaMe Lips Gag adds a playful twist to your intimate moments. Explore a new flavor of kinky play and leave your bottom silently begging for more.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Pastel Blue
$12.99Spread your wings and fly! These color changing pasties flip between sky blue and pretty pastel purple. And they’re waterproof in case you need to cool off!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Black
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Etc.
Blush Aria Epic AF – Fuchsia
$57.99Beautiful and powerful, meet the Aria Epic AF. It has 10 deep, powerful rumbly vibrating functions, including 5 steady speeds and 5 unique patterns using the powerful RumbleTech motor. Epic AF is rated IPX7 submersible waterproof, making it perfect for bath and shower fun and easy to clean and is Magna Charge USB Magnetic Rechargeable, cable included. It has a curved design that fits beautifully against the body and is perfect for pinpointed stimulation as well as wide-spread vibration and pleasure. Ultrasilk® smooth and made using body-safe Puria platinum-cured silicone, it’s free of phthalates, paraffins, latex, and fragrances. Embrace the power of Aria.
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Decals
Weed Be Cute Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Share a punny sentiment with our ‘Weed Be Cute Together’ Kush Sticker! This bright and cheerful sticker showcases bubbly pink script against a lively lime green background, perfect for adding a dash of humor and color to your day. It’s an adorable way to celebrate a special connection, friendship, or simply your love for all things cute and cannabis-related. Stick it where you can see it and spread the good vibes!
Design Details: Lively lime green sticker with ‘Weed Be Cute Together’ written in playful pink script, ideal for a fun-loving individual who enjoys a good pun and a touch of whimsy.
Size: 3″ x 3″
Material: Matte Vinyl Sticker
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Novelties
Golden F-U Finger Trophy
$19.99Recognize the Olympic-level fucker in your home, school, office, or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Participation Award, #1 Fucker, Best Ex, Excellence, and Big Deal, or create your own. Never let another fucker in your life go unrecognized!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Sexy AF Nipple Couture Studded Pastie – Black O/S
$14.99Sexy AF Nipple Couture was created with the intent of building confidence, playfulness and excitement. Our reusable nipple couture is made of skin safe silicone adhesive and come in 12 sexy designs to fit your mood. Sexy AF Nipple Couture is a great gift to yourself, friends and lovers.
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Greeting Cards
Send Doobs Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99We teamed up with our buds over at Roque Paq to bring a sexy Send Doobs smoking trio to a greeting card. Even better, there’s a built-in slot to hold an actual doob (supplied by you). The card comes paired with our Send Doobs matches for an iconic bundle*.
ARTIST SERIES
Designed By @roguepaqINSIDE: BLANK
Send Nudes Matchbook by Rogue Paq Included
SIZE: MINI / A2 SIZE: 5.5″ X 4.25″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Diva Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of “Diva” pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Novelties
Born This Gay Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – Born this Gay Pride Set.
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Greeting Cards
Rock Cock Bachelorette Greeting Card
$5.99Secured the ROCK and the COCK.
I mean lets be real, that what happens… The perfect bachelorette card, get it for your naughty bestie finally securing the one. Write all the crazy memories on the inside for you to enjoy.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Novelties
Pride Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
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13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Decals
Stoner Besties Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Celebrate your blazing friendship with the ‘Stoner Bestie Kush Sticker’! This adorable sticker features a pink bong and heart, both with the cutest kawaii faces. It’s the perfect way to show your best bud some love and add a touch of charm to your shared passion for the greener things in life. Durable and delightful, slap this sticker on your favorite items to keep the good times and high vibes rolling!
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Greeting Cards
Weed Be Cute 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<div class=”product__description rte”>
<p>Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.</p>
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<p class=”product__text”>Front Message: Weed Be Cute Together</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Star Black Light Reactive – Neon Pink O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 3 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.55 inches.
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Body Paints for Bachelorette Party
Erotic Chocolate Body Paints – Asst. Flavors
$14.99Dream up your most erotic tasty fantasies in rich delicious Chocolate, with this tasty and tantalizing array of Erotic Chocolate Body Spreads. Spread on your lovers favorite body parts and let the licking and sucking begin!
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Gummy Candy
Gummy Sutra Sex Position Gummies – Limited Edition Hang Tab Box
$5.99Gummy Sutra gummy candies. Let your lover really know what’s on your mind when you hand them one of these great tasting sexy position shaped erotic gummies!
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Board Games
Ready, SEX, Go Game
$36.99Ready, Sex, Go! is a one-of-a-kind popping dice game that will level up your sex play! Pop the dice to determine which exciting sex and foreplay activity you will perform with your partner(s). Whether you want to explore new sexual or foreplay acts, new sexual positions, or prolong and enrich sexual play with your lover, Ready Sex, Go! has something for everyone. This exciting game can be played with two or more players of the opposite sex or partners using penetrative toys.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Key Chains
Master Series Bound Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it’s the perfect companion for your office desk, backpack, bag, purse or keychain! Give it as a gift to your friends or keep it for yourself. It’s the cutest way to flag your kinky side! Fits in the palm of your hand. This kinky bondage bear is sure to put a smile on your face! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Dolls - Novelty
Boy Toy Sex Doll
$32.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 2 Pleasure Holes. Body Safe PVC Includes Repair Kit
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Potleaf Ashtray – Pink
$7.99Hey stylish ganja fan! Show off your style with this vibrantly colored potleaf shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you hang out with your friends AND your buds. (this is just the generic description. Jacob, it can just be put with the other colors in the catalog of course).
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