Products
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Any Party Occasion
Wetter Better Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Any Party Occasion
Cum Queen Greeting Card
$5.99Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Sal The Slave
$23.99Sal The Slave is always eager to please his master! This adorable plush bear is perfect for the bondage fan in your life. Decked out in studded underwear, boots and mask.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Grey Sweatpants Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99It’s the grey sweatpants for me…
Gift him something he will love to wear and you will love to see him in, because what’s better than a 2 for 1 present? Inspired by our newest NaughtyKard, we designed this “Grey Sweatpants” NaughtyWrap, so you can tell him how much you love those grey sweats when he wears them
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$9.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Star – Black O/S
$11.99Glitter Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 3 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.55 inches.
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
Features:
1 Per Package
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Decals
Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Etc.
Satisfyer Sugar Rush – Blue
$49.95A playful waterdrop-shape design and the ultimate combo of pressure waves and vibration make the Satisfyer Sugar Rush ideal for newbies. The two motors can be controlled separately: 11 pressure wave and 12 vibration programs deliver countless possible combinations to satisfy your cravings. Thanks to its compact shape, you have everything under control during play. What’s more, you can also transport the pressure wave vibrator discreetly and easily on the go – it’s the perfect travel companion!
The supple head fits perfectly around the clitoris for the sweetest sensations. Since the clitoral vibrator is made of body-friendly, silky silicone, it is hygienic and gentle on the skin.
Built to give you just what you crave at any time, you can also take the Satisfyer Sugar Rush into the shower or bathtub without any problems: The pressure wave vibrator is waterproof (IPX7). You can also easily clean it with warm water and mild soap after use. The integrated batteries can be recharged with the included USB charging cable. -
Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti
$5.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5-inch high-quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday plates, napkins, straws, candles, games, and more!
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Banners
Hot Stuff Confetti – Assorted Colors
$2.99Hot Stuff Confetti. From Beistle
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Red Bow With Love Gift Bag
$5.99The perfect gift bag for your Valentine or holiday sweetheart. Gift bags by Little Genie Productions are made of high-quality card stock and durable elegant handles to hold that special gift. This 10-inch gift bag has a classic bow design and is a popular choice for any gift-giving occasion.
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Mugs & Cups
Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug – 10 oz Blue
$22.99Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug. 10 ounce. From Island Dogs.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Novelties
This Is Gay Clouds Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – This Is Gay Clouds Pride Set.
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Game w/Balls
$17.99Beer Pong takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel with the Pecker Beer Pong Play Set! Comes complete with Cups and Pong Balls. This complete little fun pack will help you and your friends get down to some serious wild party fun… that’s second to none!
Features:
20 – 16oz. Plastic Cups.
4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Greeting Cards
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Greeting Cards
Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. </p>
<p>Front Message: Weed is my Love Language </p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Card Games
Spice It Up 150 Cards Game
$26.90Take your relationship to the next level with this spicy game. It doesn’t matter if you have known each other for weeks or years you can always get more intimate, trust us.
Our game is designed to connect on every level of intimacy as the night progresses, have fun gradually heating things up… From laid back conversation topics, passing through flirtatious games and ending with some special dares you’ll achieve intimacy in a deeper physical, mental and emotional level.
This game is perfect for a fun, romantic or even sultry date night, it will keep the spark going and kick it up a notch .
3 games in 1 unforgettable experience : You will find three different decks of cards with 50 cards per deck (150 cards of PURE HEAT!! ) that go from MILD to SPICY (choose you level of hotness).
The perfect size to take everywhere with you.
The perfect game for a private date night at home, on vacation, in a hotel room, no matter the place you can always heat things up a little bit
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Bound Up Billy
$23.99Bound Up Billy is all tied up…in cuteness! Even the most extreme fetishist will appreciate this plushy slave. Tangled in shibari style rope binding, Billy is exploring his senses in his kinky eye mask while being extremely cuddly and cute.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Dom Queen Status Wet Vinyl X Pasties – Black QN
$17.99It’s past time for pasties for large breasts! Inspired by Lizzo, Queen Latifah, Melissa McCarthy and more, these extra large nipple pasties are made to cover those curves! Thankfully, you don’t have to be a super skinny model to be “beautiful” anymore; be healthy, happy, and let your personality shine through! Made with our sexy shapes and most fabulous fabrics, these Queen Status extra large nipple covers will crown you as the Queen that you are!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Orange O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Chocolate Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Chocolate flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Greeting Cards
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Greeting Cards
Stripplerloin Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99How do you like your sirloin? Stripper style? I mean kabob?
Get wild and grab some steaks, and our “Stripperloin” Greeting Card, by NaughtyKards, and gift this to your steak loving friends. Write on the inside how you want to spend your Friday night. Steaks and Strippers? Time and Place? Enjoy!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket XXX Nurses Coloring Book
$14.99Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly Melt – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.
Drippy and hippie and flying high. Our Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow nipple pasties have got you covered with medical-grade, latex-free material and waterproof, wrinkle-resistant features that allow you to lose yourself without worry. Be bold and carefree at the same time with these beauties, and flaunt some whimsy.
All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.3 x 3.2 inches. Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Black Light Dinosaur Pasties – Pink & Blue O/S
$12.99Meet the newly discovered Tyrannasuarus Sexamongus – a fierce, sexy creature from the Cretaceous Period, more endearingly referred to a Sexy TRexy. These reptilian raver TRex Nipztix will have Cavemen, Neanderthals, and modern Hominids hunting for you! Don’t worry, the only thing going extinct in Sexy T-Rexy’s presence is boredom.
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
Handmade in Sunny California.
Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive.
Last for 10-12 hours.
Made of locally sourced materials (Santa Monica, yay!)
Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application.
Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under tanks, or even replace a bikini top 😉
Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH.
Size: 2.5″ x 3″
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