Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Lesbian Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Featuring hardcore lady-love and lady-lady-love and even lady-lady-lady-lady-lady-love! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. This coloring book is so hot it will make your shelves sweat! For Adults Only – Explicit.
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Dirty Penis Gift Bag
$7.99This is our newest addition to our top-selling dirty penis line, and gifting has never looked so fun! Our Dirty Penis gift bag is made of high-quality materials and sturdy woven handles. Featuring a fluffy and elegant marabou fringe, this bag will make a fun addition to your party. Make your bachelorette party complete with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, and more.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Basketballs – Chocolate
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops! Chocolate Flavor.
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Bachelorette Party
Super Fun Penis Shot Glasses – Set of 2
$8.99Celebrate your big day in style with the Super Fun Penis Shot Glass set. Each package includes two – 20z shot glasses with little pink dicks inside. Great for bachelorette parties or girls’ night out, it will make taking your favorite shot even more fun! Super Fun Penis Shot glasses are one of the many fun products in our Super Fun Penis line of party goods, candy, and more made by Little Genie & Candyprints.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Air Freshener – Banana
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Banana Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Key Chains
Master Series Gagged Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99Give this gagged bear as a gag gift or keep it for yourself! The little bondage bear fits in the palm of your hand and will attach to a keychain or bag as a fun way to flag that you’re kinky! With a collar, wrist and ankle cuffs and nickel-free chains connecting them, this little bear is restrained for your pleasure and amusement! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Card Games
Tease & Please – TouchMe
$25.99TOUCHME is one of the mischievous games from the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease and Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and erotic adventure. How sensual are you and your partner? Go on an erotic journey of discovery together and experience tantalising and surprising challenges to give each other pleasure. Surrender and enrich your sex life with a massage tool, a tickling feather, an eye mask and the 6 deliciously erotic tasks. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. We have created the tasks in TOUCHME to provide an excellent foundation for pleasurable and relaxing foreplay. In other words: TOUCHME encourages partners to take the initiative to treat each other and grow erotically even closer together. Contains: 6 Exciting task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. Mask Massage Tool Feather Tickler</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Rainbow Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pride Pot Leaf Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. Grab this today for your Proud stoner friend.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Orange O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Retro Purple Gift Bag
$8.99Purple and White Retro Large Gift Bag.
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gimpy Glen
$24.99Gimpy Glen will never leave your side! He’s chained and at your mercy in his gimp mask and studded undies. Cuddly and soft, you’ll want to keep Gimpy Glen close.
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Dolls - Lifelike
Curve Toys Mistress 3D Vibrating Pussy & Ass Masturbator
$495.99MISTRESS VIBRATING PUSSY & ASS MASTURBATOR WITH REMOTE Life size masturbator with powerful vibration. 3 speeds + 7 patterns of vibration remote control up to 19ft. Textured inner tunnels for added stimulation. Hand painted with 2 distinctly textured tunnels. Soft Life-like Bioskin TPE. Open ended design for easy clean up. Phthalate & Latex Free Waterproof Rating IPX5. Color: Medium. Realistic size and feel. Soft premium TPE. Care and Maintenance. Use with water-based lubricant. Clean before and after use with mild soap and water. Pat dry then sprinkle with cornstarch powder to extend life of product. Store separately in a cool, dust-free location.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Fondle Board Game
$34.99Players stand on their chosen coloured footprints wearing their matching coloured glasses. Players take it in turns to spin. That player then has to do what the arrow lands on, for instance, hand on red bum, left foot on banana, etc. If a player lands on ‘Fondle’ they have to do a forfeit.
Fondle can be played with either 2, 3 or 4 people. Players are instructed to use the spinner for the correct number of players. The game can be played with clothes, underwear or for the daring naked.
Land on fondle? Take a shot; Strip! Take off an item of clothing; Kiss the person to your left; Cluck like a chicken; Moo like a cow; Hee-haw like a donkey; Oink like a pig; Do a little dance; You might decide to just do shots, or just play strip fondle. It’s up to you.Included: 4 pairs of glasses, 1 play mat, double sided spinner
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Caramel O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said.</p> -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Literally The Least I Could Do” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One Size Only. </p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p>
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$15.00Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Air Freshener – Apple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Love Butts” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Apple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Oral Sex Coloring Book
$14.99The Oral Sex Coloring Book is all about oral, and we don’t mean giving speeches or going to the dentist! This sexy, adults-only coloring book features 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of all your favorite oral sex acts. It’ll whittle your crayons down to the nub and leave your mouth watering for more
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy x Drive Away Dolls Vibrating – Forever Fuchsia
$49.99Love them forever with our DIY molding kits ! We created the custom silicone color ‘Forever Fuchsia’ in celebration of Ethan Cohen’s new film, Drive-Away Dolls!
Our penis-molding kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis, safely and easily in the comfort of your own home. Clone-A-Willy is a homemade dildo kit that captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet. It’s not only fun and easy to do, but is a great tool for self-love as well as coupled exploration & connection! -
Games for Parties
More Drink If Card Game
$13.99A sequel to the popular Drink if…. drinking game. It’s fun, easy and funny. Roll a die to select a Drink if statement from one of the cards. Then anyone who has done the action, takes a drink. Includes: 200 game cards, with 1200 total Drink if statements, and easy-to-follow game rules.
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Dice
Behind Closed Doors 4 Kinky Sex Dice
$11.99Behind Closed Doors, 4 Kinky Sex Dice is an exciting way to spice up your sex life! Roll the dice for fun sexual foreplay and kinky sex activities. Little Genie creates games to increase pleasure and fun among lovers.
Game Play:
Decide who rolls first. Then roll only 3 of the dice for the foreplay portion of the game. Action (light teal), time (peach), and the part of the body (pink). Complete the roll by acting on the body in the allotted time. Take turns until you both decide to roll the position die (lavender). Spice it up by rolling the die several times, and enjoy. Everyone is a winner in this game!
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Dollar Sign – Green O/S
$11.99Money: Green Glitter Dollar Sign Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties feature a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.1 x 3.05 inches
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches
Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties will help bring out your inner tease!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Two Heart Chained Pasties – Black O/S
$26.99Unbreak My Heart Black Stitched Heart With Gold Chains Reusable Nipple Cover Pasties.
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza! -
Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bucks I.O.U
$4.99Bedroom Bucks I.O.U. For all acts, naughty and private. IOU coupons.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Jet Black
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another jet black homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x jet black-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Kit – Medium Skin Tone
$49.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
Each Clone-A-Willy kit comes with:
Body-safe, diy homemade dildo clone kit, medium skin tone-colored silicone Algae-based molding powder, Molding tube (2.5 inches wide, 11 inches tall), Single-speed vibrator, Easy-to-follow instructions.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone.
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Card Games
Spice It Up 150 Cards Game
$26.90Take your relationship to the next level with this spicy game. It doesn’t matter if you have known each other for weeks or years you can always get more intimate, trust us.
Our game is designed to connect on every level of intimacy as the night progresses, have fun gradually heating things up… From laid back conversation topics, passing through flirtatious games and ending with some special dares you’ll achieve intimacy in a deeper physical, mental and emotional level.
This game is perfect for a fun, romantic or even sultry date night, it will keep the spark going and kick it up a notch .
3 games in 1 unforgettable experience : You will find three different decks of cards with 50 cards per deck (150 cards of PURE HEAT!! ) that go from MILD to SPICY (choose you level of hotness).
The perfect size to take everywhere with you.
The perfect game for a private date night at home, on vacation, in a hotel room, no matter the place you can always heat things up a little bit
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Red
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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