Products
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Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti
$5.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5-inch high-quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday plates, napkins, straws, candles, games, and more!
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Toothpicks – White
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Greeting Cards
Giving Head Is Greater Than Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Rainbow Leaf
$12.99Are you looking for a great LGBTQ gift? This Roast & Toast Mug is the perfect choice for a stoner friend.
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a raised LGBTQ style leaf decoration.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Look no further for the perfect on-trend gift for friends who are part of the LGBTQ community.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Matte Plus X – White O/S
$9.99Matte Plus X Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting matte material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Gummy Candy
Gummy Sutra Sex Position Gummies – Limited Edition Hang Tab Box
$5.99Gummy Sutra gummy candies. Let your lover really know what’s on your mind when you hand them one of these great tasting sexy position shaped erotic gummies!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Kama Sutra Adult Activity Book
$16.99Explore all the realms of the Kama Sutra in this sexy and funny activity book! It’s great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color, crossword puzzles, word seeks, connect the dots and more! It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining!
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Sportsheets Spiked Sensory Mitts – Black
$33.99Breathtaking new sensations await you as you explore all new forms of sensory play with the Spiked Sensory Mitt! Take your play to enticing new heights with both the soft and soothing sensation of faux fur brushing over your skin and the exhilaratingly prickly sensation of the hidden spikes tucked within the fur! Tickle your partner in the one size fits all mitt with the luxurious faux fur, then rotate the mitt for exciting sharper sensations with gentle spikes scattered throughout the fur and embrace the contrasting sensations made to make you squirm in delight.
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Etc.
Gold Cup – 16 oz
$10.99Put your money where your mouth is while you bring your BLING to the party. This brilliant, shiny gold dollar sign-shaped cup will make you the life of any type of party you go to. Fun and flashy, and a great accessory for a night out on the town. Holds 24 ounces. Hand wash only.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Lord of the Smoke Rings Coloring Book
$14.99Experience the epic fantasy with an all-new buzz! The Lord of the Smoke Rings is a Parody Coloring Book for Stoners, featuring 28 pages of original illustrations all your favorite characters: Frodope Dimebaggins, Samweed Ganja, Legohash, Ganjaladriel,and Gandope The Green! Follow Frodope as he and his Fellowspliff must journey through Mordope to burn the One Nug, battling armies of 42Orcs under the bloodshot eye of SmokeOn and a hippie creature called Schwagollum! It’s a J.R.R. Tokin’ good time!
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Dice
Sex Pop Game
$14.99Sex Pop is a fun popping sex dice game for partners wanting to add variety and spontaneity to their sexual playbook. Each popping dice game contains one ACTION dice (Rub, Lick, Suck, Kiss) and one BODY PART dice (Nipple, Fingers, Lips, Ass). Each player takes a turn popping the dice to reveal the sexual act to be performed on their partner. This fun and sexy game is convenient and compact enough to take on vacation or keep handy in your nightstand drawer.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Dom Squad Wet Vinyl G-String & Pasties – Black O/S
$22.99Take charge and rule supreme in these super sexy Wet Metallic Black Vinyl Naughty Knix and Nipztix Pasties.
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friensd and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
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Board Games
Ready, SEX, Go Game
$33.99Ready, Sex, Go! is a one-of-a-kind popping dice game that will level up your sex play! Pop the dice to determine which exciting sex and foreplay activity you will perform with your partner(s). Whether you want to explore new sexual or foreplay acts, new sexual positions, or prolong and enrich sexual play with your lover, Ready Sex, Go! has something for everyone. This exciting game can be played with two or more players of the opposite sex or partners using penetrative toys.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/Gold
$11.99This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Cum Face Game
$48.99<div>This hilarious duel pump action penis game is like nothing else you’ve seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events.</div>
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<div>Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. We advise water but any safe to consume liquid can also be used.</div>
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<div>The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fasted w@*ker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders.</div>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Heart Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Heart refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills. Get three pair of double-stick shapes for the same waterproof, skin-safe stick of the entire Pastease line.
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Novelties
Love Wins Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – Love Wins Pride Set.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket He/Him Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “He/Him” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Hot Pink
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Key Chains
Master Series Gagged Teddy Bear Keychain
$12.99Give this gagged bear as a gag gift or keep it for yourself! The little bondage bear fits in the palm of your hand and will attach to a keychain or bag as a fun way to flag that you’re kinky! With a collar, wrist and ankle cuffs and nickel-free chains connecting them, this little bear is restrained for your pleasure and amusement! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Etc.
Glitterati Boobie Party Napkins – Pack of 8
$5.99Our elegant two-ply, 7-inch paper napkins are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Each package contains eight 7-Inch two-ply boob napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, games, accessories, candles, and more!
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Decals
Weed Be Cute Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Share a punny sentiment with our ‘Weed Be Cute Together’ Kush Sticker! This bright and cheerful sticker showcases bubbly pink script against a lively lime green background, perfect for adding a dash of humor and color to your day. It’s an adorable way to celebrate a special connection, friendship, or simply your love for all things cute and cannabis-related. Stick it where you can see it and spread the good vibes!
Design Details: Lively lime green sticker with ‘Weed Be Cute Together’ written in playful pink script, ideal for a fun-loving individual who enjoys a good pun and a touch of whimsy.
Size: 3″ x 3″
Material: Matte Vinyl Sticker
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Adult Couples Sex Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this all-inclusive Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For straight or gay couples. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For straight or gay couples.
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Novelties
This Is Gay Stripe Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bong Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Bong” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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