Products
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Ball Door Stopper
$11.99<p>Prop your door open in style with the Dickheads Ball Door Stopper. This Flexible ballsack keeps your door securely in place. Fun and functional, it makes a great gift for your weird friends. Weight: Meaty. Size: Big enough.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties – Black O/S
$14.99Introducing the Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your sensual style and explore your fantasies. These alluring pasties feature a captivating design with O-ring and rivet accents, adding a touch of edgy sophistication to your intimate moments.
Crafted with form-fitting precision, these pasties adhere seamlessly to your skin with an easy peel and stick application. They are designed for multiple uses, allowing you to indulge in your desires time and time again. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
The O-ring and rivet accents are made from non-tarnishing metal, ensuring their long-lasting beauty and shine. Let the O-ring symbolize endless possibilities as you play and explore with confidence.
Unlock your inner desires and embrace the seductive allure of the Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties. These pasties are a must-have addition to your collection, offering both style and functionality to ignite your passion.
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Mugs & Cups
Attitude Mug Coffee, Weed & Sex – 22 oz
$16.99Are you in the market for an XXL coffee mug? Well, look no further, ’cause our Giant Coffee Weed Sex Mug is just the thing, with an enormous 22 ounce capacity that’ll keep you caffeinated for days! This one-of-a-kind novelty gift is great for your own kitchen, or any of your coffee-obsessed friends. Just don’t forget to drink responsibly!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Lord of the Smoke Rings Coloring Book
$14.99Experience the epic fantasy with an all-new buzz! The Lord of the Smoke Rings is a Parody Coloring Book for Stoners, featuring 28 pages of original illustrations all your favorite characters: Frodope Dimebaggins, Samweed Ganja, Legohash, Ganjaladriel,and Gandope The Green! Follow Frodope as he and his Fellowspliff must journey through Mordope to burn the One Nug, battling armies of 42Orcs under the bloodshot eye of SmokeOn and a hippie creature called Schwagollum! It’s a J.R.R. Tokin’ good time!
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Things You Wear
Googly Eye Pasties – Glow in the Dark
$4.99Give your lover a laugh and a surprise with your googly eyes! Why not have a little fun in the
bedroom with these humorously sexy high-quality pasties? Get sexy, get silly, and get googly!
The vinyl pasties peel off the header back and are designed so that the eyes are above the nipples.
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Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti
$4.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5-inch high-quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday plates, napkins, straws, candles, games, and more!
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Games for Parties
Pink Pussy Card Game
$9.99The wildly fun strategy card game for 2-6 adults. Compete with other players to be the first to run out of cards. Call out your color and shape each time, or you have to draw a new card. Use the specialty cards such as Fuck Off, 69 or Black Whip to skip other players, reverse the order, or switch hands. The Pink Pussy is wild, and allows you to assign 3 cards to another player and change the color in play. Fast paced fun!
Includes: 108 Cards and 1 Rule Card
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Pink O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Skull Bone
$18.99A wacky gift for an eccentric friend or family member. Delight a collector of ghostly and spooky gimmicks with this unique mug. It is perfect for a smoke with morning or evening coffee.
The mug is made of ceramic and finished in a black color. On the front is an eerie skull with bony fingers clasping a pipe. An intricate detailed bone design surrounds the top and bottom of the mug. The mug holds approx. 18 oz.
The Skull & Bones Mug is fully functional with a pipe and mouthpiece. The pipe is attached to the front of the mug, where you can pack your tobacco and light it. Smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Mug Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened. It comes packaged in a color gift box
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Lace Petal Flower Pasties – White O/S
$11.99These petal-shaped lace Niptix are simply sexy. They are designed for my homegirls that are classy, secretly sassy, and not-so-basic bitches. Our BAEsics collection takes a more minimalist approach to beauty. The lace feels so light that you won’t even remember that you’re wearing them! Keep these lovely, delicate Nipztix in your fashion essentials kit, as they provide light coverage for any occasion. Whether you’re on a demure date or wearing the YES! dress, Neva Nude has you covered. Bonus: these Nipztix will make Bae say YAY!! Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare! All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image. Handmade in Sunny California. Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive. Last for 10-12 hours. Made of locally sourced (Santa Monica, yay!) swimsuit material. Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application. Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under tanks, or even replace a bikini top 😉 Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH! Waterproof! GET EXCITED. Size: 2.5 x 2.5″
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Miscellaneous
GoodHead Air Freshener – Strawberry
$4.99<p>Reinvigorate any space with GoodHead Air Fresheners! This Strawberry scent is smells just like your favorite GoodHead product and can be hung on a rearview mirror, in a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or wherever else!</p>
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Kit – Medium Skin Tone
$49.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
Each Clone-A-Willy kit comes with:
Body-safe, diy homemade dildo clone kit, medium skin tone-colored silicone Algae-based molding powder, Molding tube (2.5 inches wide, 11 inches tall), Single-speed vibrator, Easy-to-follow instructions.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone.
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Pecker Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Caramel O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said.</p> -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Gay Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99This coloring book features hardcore man on man and man on man on man and even man on man on man on man on man on man action! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. With a colorful cover and very naughty illustrations, this Adult coloring books is sure to be a hit! For Adults Only – Explicit.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Toothpicks – Black
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Greeting Cards
It's 420 Somewhere 420 Greeting Card
$5.99What time is it? IDK but it’s gotta be 4:20 somewhere! Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here without a slot for a pre-roll! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Greeting Cards
Giving Head Is Greater Than Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy
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Novelties
Glitterati Diamond Ring Bottle Opener
$4.99An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years. Our beautifully crafted Glitterati Diamond bottle opener will add style and sophistication to your bachelorette party!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Deep Tone
$37.95This two-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another DIY sex toy.
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x deep tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Greeting Cards
High Vibin' 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<p>High vibes only. Pair this “High Vibin’” greeting card to gift with your favorite strain and sex toy for a special occasion. . We know she’ll love it, so write something sweet (or spicy) on the inside so she’ll keep this forever.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gag Ball Gary
$24.99Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Novelties
Love Wins Greeting Card
$6.99Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle.
Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.
Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!
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Candy & Food Products
Penis Pop – Chocolate Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Chocolate flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Rainbow
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Greeting Cards
High There 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Say “high there” to your cannabis loving friends with our newest greeting cards that do not come with a slot for a pre-roll. Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Shiny Glow in the Dark Shroom – Red/White O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Shiny Red & White Glow-in-the-Dark Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Any Party Occasion
More Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Embrace the mantra of relaxation and enjoyment with our bold and spirited greeting card. The message “More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More” is not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. This card is perfect for those who live life to the fullest and embrace all of its pleasures. With its vibrant neon lettering against a stark black background, it stands out as a beacon of good times and chill vibes. Whether it’s for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.
Patent Pending.Design Details: A dynamic greeting card with a bold black background, highlighting the mantra ‘MORE SEX GOOD WEED NO STRESS VIBE MORE’ in vivid yellow and white letters.
Front Message: More Sex, Good Weed, No Stress, Vibe More
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap,Matchbook
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Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket She/Her Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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