Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Gay Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99This coloring book features hardcore man on man and man on man on man and even man on man on man on man on man on man action! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. With a colorful cover and very naughty illustrations, this Adult coloring books is sure to be a hit! For Adults Only – Explicit.
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Hello Sexy! You're A Sweetheart – Cherry Blossom
$45.99Hello Sexy! You’re a sweetheart palm vibe. 10 vibration patterns. Ultra Soft Silicone. Great for sensual massage. Easily fits in the palm of your hand. USB rechargeable. Waterproof.
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Board Games
Super Fun Penis Ring Toss Game
$11.99Super Fun Penis Ring Toss is a fun and vibrantly colored bachelorette party game for your playfully naughty bachelorette house party! Each game contains one 6-inch penis goal and six rainbow-colored rings. This compact game can easily be played at a bar or restaurant, serving as a fun ice-breaker and competition with new friends. Be sure to have fun prizes available to up the ante for a wild and memorable night out!
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Decals
Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Candy & Food Products
Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks – 100 pc Bag
$5.99Introducing “Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks” – the ultimate candy with an attitude that’s perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it’s for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or that coworker who just can’t take a hint, this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag, you’ll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead, embrace your playful side and give the gift that will have everyone talking (and laughing)!
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Novelties
Glitterati Penis Bottle Opener
$6.99An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years to come. Our beautifully crafted Same Penis Forever bottle opener will be the added touch of style and sophistication.
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Card Games
Sex Crazed Card Game
$10.99In this sexy, fun foreplay game, we reimagined the classic Crazy 8’s card game! The 8’s have become SEX CRAZED and provide a fun and adventurous way to ignite the night. The goal is to be the first player to get rid of all the cards in their hand. The actual winner depends on the cards being played. For 2-5 players.
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Sensory Fingertips – Black
$14.99Indulge in the world of sensory exploration with Metal Sensory Finger Tips and explore a whole new side of tantalizing sensations. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, these sleek and versatile finger tips are sure to elevate your sensory play to new heights. Place the five tips on one hand or split them between both hands to embark on a thrilling journey of teasing or torment with pressure play.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Sal The Slave
$24.99Sal The Slave is always eager to please his master! This adorable plush bear is perfect for the bondage fan in your life. Decked out in studded underwear, boots and mask.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Games for Parties
Boobie Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Boobie Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
Features:
4 Boobie Pong Balls
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Trippin Over U Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Inspired by our “Trippin’ Over You” KushKard, We created a KushWrap with our kush-room! Mushrooms are all the rage right now as reports have come out about the health benefits of different types of mushrooms… I’m not talking about the psychedelics! (But apparently those have their own benefits) Have a mushroom lover, or granola girl in your life?
3 SHEETS
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Games for Parties
Romantic Tabs – 50 count
$14.99Reconnect with your partner with Romantic Tabs! Discover endless fun and playful activities for you and your partner to experience. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back the tab, revealing a unique and playful activity designed to ignite sparks and create unforgettable moments. With fifty enchanting ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of love, laughter, and connection.
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Decals
Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Change your Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Any Party Occasion
Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Tassel Glitter Heart – Silver O/S
$13.99Love: Silver Glitter Heart Pasties with Tassels are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Gold Cup – 16 oz
$10.99Put your money where your mouth is while you bring your BLING to the party. This brilliant, shiny gold dollar sign-shaped cup will make you the life of any type of party you go to. Fun and flashy, and a great accessory for a night out on the town. Holds 24 ounces. Hand wash only.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Retro Purple Gift Bag
$8.99Purple and White Retro Large Gift Bag.
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Shroom – Neon Pink O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Neon Pink Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these neon pink mushroom nipple covers on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Novelties
Sex!!! Board Game
$9.99The Game for Any Couple, Thruple, or Quad. Do you and your lover(s) enjoy hot ravenous Sex? If so, you’ll love this fast-paced game of foreplay and sexplay! Enjoy foreplay as you move around the board and the winner gets to spin for a winning sex position. If playing with more than 2 people, add a sex position per additional person.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Red
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Dolls - Lifelike
Lola Love Lamb Blow Up Sheep
$9.99Lola love lamb has a date, Lola love lamb feels so great. Soft and cuddly as can be. She will bring you to your knees. She’ll save you time she’ll save you money. Your friends will really think she’s funny, so take her out on the town Lola love Lamb won’t let you down. 16″ Tall.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Toothpicks – White
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Badge – Rose Gold
$4.99<p>Stunning and Sophisticated Cream Flowered Rosette with a Gold Metalic Script Birthday Girl Logo. This is the Highest Quality Rosette on the Market for the Classy Birthday Girl.</p>
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Red
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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Card Games
Why Don't We Date Scratch-Off Game
$23.90Plan the perfect date night with 52 unique and fun scratch off date night ideas, a great gift for couples looking to add some adventure and fun to their relationship.
With clues on the cards to get an idea of the type of date: budget, night/day, lenght, etc. Surprise your partner with this romantic gifts for him or her & create unforgettable memories together.
The only one with QR Codes to help you on your date. With tips and extra info to make your dates more fun and exciting.
Step out of your comfort zone with new couples activities to do together. With great activities for any type of budget, and with alternatives for in or out dates.
Perfect for any occasion: Anniversary Gifts for her, birthdays, gifts for him, wife gifts, couples gifts, card games for adults, game night, date night box, romantic gifts for her, relationship gifts, fun games for adults, newly wed gift, 3 year anniversary gifts for him, scratch off date book for couples, couples adventure book & more! -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Colorful Shroom – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Colorful Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these colorful mushroom nipple pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Weed Best Buds Keychain – Green
$14.99This Best Buds enamel keychain of two “bud” buddies by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Show off your 420 pride! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Pens & Lighters
Outrageous Office Pens
$9.99Want a pen that’s really “note-worthy”? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know what’s on your mind!
Sayings Include:
Actually, just fuck off.
I wish I could fukin spell.
Hands off my pen, bitch.
These stupid fucks think I’m working.
I wanna fucking go home.Features:
5 Nasty Pens Included
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Greeting Cards
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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