Products
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Greeting Cards
High Vibin' 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<p>High vibes only. Pair this “High Vibin’” greeting card to gift with your favorite strain and sex toy for a special occasion. . We know she’ll love it, so write something sweet (or spicy) on the inside so she’ll keep this forever.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fuck off Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fuck Off” enamel lapel pin is red and white with the right amount of attitude.Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Things You Wear
Googly Eye Pasties – Glow in the Dark
$4.99Give your lover a laugh and a surprise with your googly eyes! Why not have a little fun in the
bedroom with these humorously sexy high-quality pasties? Get sexy, get silly, and get googly!
The vinyl pasties peel off the header back and are designed so that the eyes are above the nipples.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Princess Bride Flip Sequin G-String & Pasties – Pink/White O/S
$19.99“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” Show your perfection in these dual-tone pale pink and white sequin pasties….As….You….Wish!!!!
P.S. Have fun stormin’ da castle.
?About Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks King Cobra Silicone Key Chain – Black/Red
$8.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener – Mint
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Bomb Pop – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Bomb Pop: Glittering Red, White & Blue USA Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat! Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 1.9 x 4 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.9 inches. -
Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Dolls - Lifelike
Blush X5 Men Sweet Jasmine Sex Doll
$30.99You will want to see how satisfying and sweet Jasmine can be! She is life size, always eager for your hard cock to nail her and all you have to decide is whether to mount her from behind, get a blowjob or sweet loving the old fashioned way-vaginally. Jasmine is always ready and willing for you to blow her up and release all of your pressure. So, don’t keep her waiting, she can handle up to 200lbs and wants your hot, hard cock pounding away in her now!
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Novelties
Born This Gay Pride Large Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Disco Plus X – Pink O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Emotion Lotion is a sweet, candy like massage oil that enhances erotic and sensual massage by making it tasty. Water based/ Easily washes away. Latex, Plastic & Rubber Compatible, 100% Food Grade Ingredients.
This warming lotion gets warm when you rub it and hot when you blow on it. Give some to someone you love!
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Dirty Penis Gift Bag
$6.99This is our newest addition to our top-selling dirty penis line, and gifting has never looked so fun! Our Dirty Penis gift bag is made of high-quality materials and sturdy woven handles. Featuring a fluffy and elegant marabou fringe, this bag will make a fun addition to your party. Make your bachelorette party complete with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, and more.
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Confetti – Multi Colors
$4.99<p>What better way to celebrate than to sprinkle the little Dickheads all over your party. This fun shaped confetti will be the talk of the night. The details are in the dicks!</p>
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gag Ball Gary
$23.99Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Basketballs – Chocolate
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops! Chocolate Flavor.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Red
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Invites
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
$7.99Add a hint of sparkle to your bachelorette celebration with the Same Penis Forever Foil Balloon Banner. This beautiful, 16-inch tall banner spans several feet across and makes a BIG statement. With its rose gold color and bright, eye-catching foil material, this banner will make your special day one to remember for years to come. Get ready for an unforgettable experience and grab your Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner today!
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Birthday
High Wishes Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Get ready to light up the party with our High Wishes Birthday Card!
This isn’t just your ordinary birthday card. It’s a ticket to a world of fun and giggles, perfect for those who love to keep life exciting and a bit mysterious.
KushKard: Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Salt & Pepper Shaker
$29.99<p>Spice up someones kitchen or dinner table with the Dickheads Salt and Pepper shakers. The set is a great gift for Valentine’s Day, newlyweds, housewarming and anyone with a sense of humor.</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Suck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag
$5.99The gift bag with an attitude – our Suck a Bag of Dicks gift bag is a must for dispensaries, liquor stores, novelty & gift stores. Our gift bag is constructed of high-quality card stock and sturdy woven handles. This fun gift bag will impress anyone with a sense of humor and a playful attitude.
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Games for Parties
Party Crazed Card Game
$10.99Get the party started with Party Crazed! This fun, sexy, drinking card game is the perfect way to liven up any gathering. With its reimagining of Crazy 8’s, you and your friends can play against each other to be the first to get rid of all the cards in your hand. So what are you waiting for? Grab a deck and start the party with Party Crazed!
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Tiara – Rose Gold
$7.99<p>A Sophisticated & Stunning Rose Gold Metallic & Diamante Birthday Girl Boxed Birthday Tiara. The Logo Has Been Created and Cut Out in Padded Sponge Foil. Elegantly Placed on the Birthday Girls Head for the Ultimate Birthday Accessory .</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Spice It Up Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red
$13.99Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red .
For whatever the occasion, Peekaboos Pasties has the perfect pasty for you. The high-quality, detailed pieces of the Peekaboos Pasties collection provide a vast assortment of styles. With design elements ranging from simplistic ‘X’s and hearts in classic colors, to playfully flirtatious tassels, from jeweled adjustable rings to crystal open designs, Peekaboos Pasties offers a selection of the finest in pasty adornment. Whether you search for something subtle to wear under a sheer top or something outrageous to make an outfit of its own, Peekaboos is sure to provide the perfect option for today’s vivacious woman. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Sparkle Plus X – Black O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Petite Plus X: Two Pair of Small Sparkle Black Plus Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Includes Two (2) Pair
Dimensions: 2.1 x 2.1 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inch.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket He/Him Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “He/Him” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Glitter Hearts Gift Bag
$5.99The perfect gift bag for your Valentine or holiday sweetheart. This 10-inch gift bag has a glitter design and is a popular choice for any gift-giving occasion. Gift bags by Little Genie Productions are made of high-quality card stock and durable, elegant handles to hold that special gift.
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