Products
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Basketballs – Chocolate
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops! Chocolate Flavor.
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Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – Red
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Orange O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Lord of the Smoke Rings Coloring Book
$14.99Experience the epic fantasy with an all-new buzz! The Lord of the Smoke Rings is a Parody Coloring Book for Stoners, featuring 28 pages of original illustrations all your favorite characters: Frodope Dimebaggins, Samweed Ganja, Legohash, Ganjaladriel,and Gandope The Green! Follow Frodope as he and his Fellowspliff must journey through Mordope to burn the One Nug, battling armies of 42Orcs under the bloodshot eye of SmokeOn and a hippie creature called Schwagollum! It’s a J.R.R. Tokin’ good time!
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Any Party Occasion
For The Record Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!
Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Glitter Hearts Gift Bag
$5.99The perfect gift bag for your Valentine or holiday sweetheart. This 10-inch gift bag has a glitter design and is a popular choice for any gift-giving occasion. Gift bags by Little Genie Productions are made of high-quality card stock and durable, elegant handles to hold that special gift.
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Key Chains
Master Series Gagged Teddy Bear Keychain
$12.99Give this gagged bear as a gag gift or keep it for yourself! The little bondage bear fits in the palm of your hand and will attach to a keychain or bag as a fun way to flag that you’re kinky! With a collar, wrist and ankle cuffs and nickel-free chains connecting them, this little bear is restrained for your pleasure and amusement! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Two Heart Chained Pasties – Black O/S
$26.99Unbreak My Heart Black Stitched Heart With Gold Chains Reusable Nipple Cover Pasties.
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza! -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener – Mint
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
Features:
1 Per Package
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy x Drive Away Dolls Vibrating – Forever Fuchsia
$49.99Love them forever with our DIY molding kits ! We created the custom silicone color ‘Forever Fuchsia’ in celebration of Ethan Cohen’s new film, Drive-Away Dolls!
Our penis-molding kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis, safely and easily in the comfort of your own home. Clone-A-Willy is a homemade dildo kit that captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet. It’s not only fun and easy to do, but is a great tool for self-love as well as coupled exploration & connection! -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Trippin Over U Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Inspired by our “Trippin’ Over You” KushKard, We created a KushWrap with our kush-room! Mushrooms are all the rage right now as reports have come out about the health benefits of different types of mushrooms… I’m not talking about the psychedelics! (But apparently those have their own benefits) Have a mushroom lover, or granola girl in your life?
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Dancing Poles for Bachelorette Party
Power Pole Grip Chalk – 5.07 oz
$19.99Need to have dry hands while on the pole? AlwaysDry from Power Pole is specially formulated for pole dancers. Improve your performance with a perfect non-slip formula.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Medium Tone
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Pastel Blue
$12.99Spread your wings and fly! These color changing pasties flip between sky blue and pretty pastel purple. And they’re waterproof in case you need to cool off!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Bound Up Billy
$23.99Bound Up Billy is all tied up…in cuteness! Even the most extreme fetishist will appreciate this plushy slave. Tangled in shibari style rope binding, Billy is exploring his senses in his kinky eye mask while being extremely cuddly and cute.
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Gummy Candy
Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag – 3 oz
$5.99Breath mints with an attitude. Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks is refreshing and hilarious to freshen your breath. Each mini-pack contains five penis mints. Each display has 100 packs per display
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Boobs Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It’s a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Boobs Boobs Boobs Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Decals
Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Change your Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3.
Made with durable vinyl, it’s perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side. -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Pink/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
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Card Games
Extreme Personal Questions For Lovers Card Game
$13.99The incredibly popular party game now for couples to play on date nights. What you learn about your lover will intrigue you. Interesting answers earn cards, and the first player to collect 20, wins the game.
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Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bucks I.O.U
$4.99Bedroom Bucks I.O.U. For all acts, naughty and private. IOU coupons.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Oral Sex Coloring Book
$14.99The Oral Sex Coloring Book is all about oral, and we don’t mean giving speeches or going to the dentist! This sexy, adults-only coloring book features 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of all your favorite oral sex acts. It’ll whittle your crayons down to the nub and leave your mouth watering for more
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Greeting Cards
Saying High 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<div class=”product__description rte”>
<p>Drop a giggle in their day with our ‘Just Wanted To Say High’ Tiny Card! With its soothing lavender backdrop and whimsical white lettering, this mini missive is perfect for saying hello in a mellow yet memorable way. Whether slipped inside a book, perched on a pillow, or nestled between the buds of a bouquet, this card is your go-to for sharing a pinch of joy and a dash of chill vibes. </p>
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<p class=”product__text”>Front Message: Just Wanted to Say High</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Greeting Cards
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Cherries – Bright Red O/S
$11.99Bright Red Cherries with Green Leaf & Stems Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these cherry breast pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Very Cherry!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 3.75 inches.
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Card Games
Sex Fun 21 Card Game
$10.99Sex Fun 21 is a blackjack-style adult card game. The gameplay is similar to blackjack with an additional four aces, so the chances of getting “blackjack” increase. Each card has a sexy activity to perform throughout gameplay. Sex Fun 21 can be played with two or more people.
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Things You Wear
Googly Eye Pasties – Glow in the Dark
$4.99Give your lover a laugh and a surprise with your googly eyes! Why not have a little fun in the
bedroom with these humorously sexy high-quality pasties? Get sexy, get silly, and get googly!
The vinyl pasties peel off the header back and are designed so that the eyes are above the nipples.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Toothpicks – Black
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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