Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Decals
Birthday-Gasm Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Birthday-Gasm Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Mugs & Cups
Attitude Mug Coffee, Weed & Sex – 22 oz
$16.99Are you in the market for an XXL coffee mug? Well, look no further, ’cause our Giant Coffee Weed Sex Mug is just the thing, with an enormous 22 ounce capacity that’ll keep you caffeinated for days! This one-of-a-kind novelty gift is great for your own kitchen, or any of your coffee-obsessed friends. Just don’t forget to drink responsibly!
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Decals
Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Books for Bachelorette Party
Sexually Dominant Woman Book
$16.99For the woman who wants to take charge… And the man who wants her to! This is a friendly, supportive introduction to the world of female-dominant play: bondage, role-playing, sensation and more. This 6″ x 9″ softbound 63-page softbound book even includes a script for your first female-dominant scene! Lade Green has a good handle on what a beginner needs to know. The Sexually Dominant Woman is an excellent workbook for the nervous beginner!
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Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – Red
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s really raunchy! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Raunchiest Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Pens & Lighters
Outrageous Office Pens
$9.99Want a pen that’s really “note-worthy”? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know what’s on your mind!
Sayings Include:
Actually, just fuck off.
I wish I could fukin spell.
Hands off my pen, bitch.
These stupid fucks think I’m working.
I wanna fucking go home.Features:
5 Nasty Pens Included
Great Ice-Breaker
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Banners
Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons
$7.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features five high-quality 11-inch Balloons that read Happy Fucking Birthday and are filled with fuck you finger confetti. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket I Will Fuck You Up! Pin – Multi Color
$11.99This “I Will Fuck You Up” pin takes Rosie the Riveter’s classic feminist pose to a whole new level. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Greeting Cards
Bong Water 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Clean your Bong Water 4/20 greeting card.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Dice
Let's Get Slutty Dice
$8.99A shiny metallic set of foreplay dice that work for a couple or for a group of close friends.
Blue and purple dice combine to make one foreplay action: green and gold the second. The silver die
describes how to carry out a combination. For each turn, a player rolls all five dice and it is up to the
roller to properly determine how to interpret the silver die. When playing as a couple, you decide which
foreplay action to act out on your lover and when you roll both genitals sides on two of the dice, you
win, and your reward is sex! For group plays, you divide into teams and act out the actions on other
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Neon Purple
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another neon purple homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x neon purple-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Plus – Cross Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Plus, Cross Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Melty Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Melty Heart: Melty Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® o/s are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these melty heart nipple covers on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 X 2.8 inches
Coverage Diameter: 2 inches.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Toothpicks – Black
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Etc.
Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Chocolate Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Any Party Occasion
Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Ice Crystal Jewel Reusuable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Chilly weather can’t stop us! These snowflake-shaped Nipztix may be covered in ice-cold crystals, but nobody will be able to resist your heat.
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
Size:
Width: 3″Height: 3″
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Pot Pac
$13.99A new pack has joint the family! Offensive Crayons: Pot Pack, premium paper-rolled blunt crayons. Not only for the 20th of April, you can enjoy these every day with your best bud. Go for it. Don’t strain yourself. This shouldn’t be a joint decision.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Stoned To The Bone” skull cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Novelties
Love Wins Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – Love Wins Pride Set.
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Confetti – Multi Colors
$4.99<p>What better way to celebrate than to sprinkle the little Dickheads all over your party. This fun shaped confetti will be the talk of the night. The details are in the dicks!</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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Body Paints for Bachelorette Party
Erotic Chocolate Body Paints – Asst. Flavors
$14.99Dream up your most erotic tasty fantasies in rich delicious Chocolate, with this tasty and tantalizing array of Erotic Chocolate Body Spreads. Spread on your lovers favorite body parts and let the licking and sucking begin!
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Board Games
Tits For Tat Board Game
$18.99Carry out foreplay actions as you move around the board and collect rewards specific to your gender. When you hit the “sexual trade” barrier, negotiate with your lover what you are willing to do in return for whan you want done to you. Over 15,000,000 possible combinations. Includes: gameboard, 25 Sexual reward cards for him, 25 sexual rewards for her, 2 game markers, a standard die, an action die, and game rules.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Orange/Yellow
$12.99Long live the Targaryens! Become the Mother of Dragons with color changing pasties. These ones shift between sunny yellow and fiery orange.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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