Products
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Lord of the Smoke Rings Coloring Book
$14.99Experience the epic fantasy with an all-new buzz! The Lord of the Smoke Rings is a Parody Coloring Book for Stoners, featuring 28 pages of original illustrations all your favorite characters: Frodope Dimebaggins, Samweed Ganja, Legohash, Ganjaladriel,and Gandope The Green! Follow Frodope as he and his Fellowspliff must journey through Mordope to burn the One Nug, battling armies of 42Orcs under the bloodshot eye of SmokeOn and a hippie creature called Schwagollum! It’s a J.R.R. Tokin’ good time!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Boobs Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It’s a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Boobs Boobs Boobs Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Board Games
Ready, SEX, Go Game
$36.99Ready, Sex, Go! is a one-of-a-kind popping dice game that will level up your sex play! Pop the dice to determine which exciting sex and foreplay activity you will perform with your partner(s). Whether you want to explore new sexual or foreplay acts, new sexual positions, or prolong and enrich sexual play with your lover, Ready Sex, Go! has something for everyone. This exciting game can be played with two or more players of the opposite sex or partners using penetrative toys.
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/Gold
$11.99This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – One Love
$12.99Show your Pride and share the Love with this fabulous LGBT inspired mug. It makes a great gift for a birthday, wedding, retirement, or anniversary celebration.
This cool novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a white inside. The mug is decorated with the words ‘One Love’ in LGBT inspired rainbow colors.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This trendy mug carries a special message that Love is equal, irrespective of race, gender or color. Share the Love with friends and family. Ideal for anyone who is part of the LGBT community.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Tassel Glitter Heart – Silver O/S
$13.99Love: Silver Glitter Heart Pasties with Tassels are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Games for Parties
Party Crazed Card Game
$10.99Get the party started with Party Crazed! This fun, sexy, drinking card game is the perfect way to liven up any gathering. With its reimagining of Crazy 8’s, you and your friends can play against each other to be the first to get rid of all the cards in your hand. So what are you waiting for? Grab a deck and start the party with Party Crazed!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Pink O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Games for Parties
More Drink If Card Game
$14.99A sequel to the popular Drink if…. drinking game. It’s fun, easy and funny. Roll a die to select a Drink if statement from one of the cards. Then anyone who has done the action, takes a drink. Includes: 200 game cards, with 1200 total Drink if statements, and easy-to-follow game rules.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Rainbow Leaf
$12.99Are you looking for a great LGBTQ gift? This Roast & Toast Mug is the perfect choice for a stoner friend.
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a raised LGBTQ style leaf decoration.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Look no further for the perfect on-trend gift for friends who are part of the LGBTQ community.
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Novelties
Pride Medium Gift Bag
$4.99Celebrate love with this festive #Pride gift bag. Made with high-quality materials, this unique luxury gift bag is made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles.
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Banners
Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons
$7.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features five high-quality 11-inch Balloons that read Happy Fucking Birthday and are filled with fuck you finger confetti. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Kit – Medium Skin Tone
$49.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
Each Clone-A-Willy kit comes with:
Body-safe, diy homemade dildo clone kit, medium skin tone-colored silicone Algae-based molding powder, Molding tube (2.5 inches wide, 11 inches tall), Single-speed vibrator, Easy-to-follow instructions.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Dom Squad Wet Vinyl G-String & Pasties – Black O/S
$22.99Take charge and rule supreme in these super sexy Wet Metallic Black Vinyl Naughty Knix and Nipztix Pasties.
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friensd and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
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Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Vanilla Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Matte Plus X – White O/S
$9.99Matte Plus X Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting matte material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Games for Parties
F ck! Sh t! Tw t! Card Game
$14.99F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! is the fast-paced game of blurting obscenities. Score a point each time you are the first to blurt out a vulgarity that fits both cards. Win by sharing your dirty mind the quickest. Sample Cards “Something you should never call your grandmother.” And “Rhyming with ‘bunt’”. 10,000 possible game card combos. Included: 200 game cards and rules.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Dice
Oral Sex Glow in the Dark Dice Game
$8.99Have fun frolicking in the dark! Roll the Pink Dice for oral foreplay and select your own body part or action when you roll a wild. Roll both wilds and you win, and get to roll the green oral sex die. Then you decide which one of you assumes each position on the die roll.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
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Hello Sexy! You're A Sweetheart – Cherry Blossom
$39.99Hello Sexy! You’re a sweetheart palm vibe. 10 vibration patterns. Ultra Soft Silicone. Great for sensual massage. Easily fits in the palm of your hand. USB rechargeable. Waterproof.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti
$4.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5-inch high-quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday plates, napkins, straws, candles, games, and more!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Glow in the Dark Hearts & Stars – Green 2 Pairs
$13.99One heart shaped and one star shaped pair of glow in the dark pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Board Games
Super Fun Penis Ring Toss Game
$11.99Super Fun Penis Ring Toss is a fun and vibrantly colored bachelorette party game for your playfully naughty bachelorette house party! Each game contains one 6-inch penis goal and six rainbow-colored rings. This compact game can easily be played at a bar or restaurant, serving as a fun ice-breaker and competition with new friends. Be sure to have fun prizes available to up the ante for a wild and memorable night out!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Unicorn
$18.99Add a smoke, coffee and the mystical magic of unicorns to your morning routine. This trendy unicorn mug is sure to add a touch of fun to your adult life!
This novelty mug is made from ceramic. It features a magical look in classic pastel unicorn colors. The unicorn has gold feet, a gold horn and gold stars. Beautiful details make this Roast & Toast mug stand out.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. The mug holds approx 18oz.
Choose a unique mystical novelty gift for a friend – Unicorns are all the rage and are not only for children! The mug comes packaged in a color box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
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Board Games
Pecker Sword Fight Game
$21.99Strap-On Party Pecker Game will really draw attention to your fun wild night adventure where ever you have it! Comes with two inflatable peckers and strap-ons.
Pull em out, blow em up and let the fun begin!
Features:
2 inflatable pecker included
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Boobs Brown
$20.99Do you enjoy making a statement? Show your way-out personality with our new Boob Mug for People of Color. It makes a great novelty gift for any stoner event.
The mug is made of ceramic and features a wow-look realistic female boob design. It holds approx 12oz of liquid.
Attached to the side of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. Enjoy a smoke and a coffee! The mug comes packaged in a color box and is fully functional. This novelty product is recommended for adult use only.
Our new on-trend mugs are a must-have for the novelty shelf in your store. These Boob Mugs for people of color make cool adult gift ideas!
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Any Party Occasion
More Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Embrace the mantra of relaxation and enjoyment with our bold and spirited greeting card. The message “More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More” is not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. This card is perfect for those who live life to the fullest and embrace all of its pleasures. With its vibrant neon lettering against a stark black background, it stands out as a beacon of good times and chill vibes. Whether it’s for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.
Patent Pending.Design Details: A dynamic greeting card with a bold black background, highlighting the mantra ‘MORE SEX GOOD WEED NO STRESS VIBE MORE’ in vivid yellow and white letters.
Front Message: More Sex, Good Weed, No Stress, Vibe More
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap,Matchbook
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