Products
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Temperature Reactive X Factor Pasties – Neon Green
$12.99These are black when in colder climates but turn neon green with a warm touch or warm weather!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our temperature reactive nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Black to Pink, Black to Green—rock your fav color combo on pasties that change color in the hot and cold. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Slay All Day Fan – Multi-Color
$22.99Cool yourself in style with this “Slay All Day” large-sized folding hand fan. The rainbow leopard print is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Dirty Penis Gift Bag
$7.99This is our newest addition to our top-selling dirty penis line, and gifting has never looked so fun! Our Dirty Penis gift bag is made of high-quality materials and sturdy woven handles. Featuring a fluffy and elegant marabou fringe, this bag will make a fun addition to your party. Make your bachelorette party complete with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, and more.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly – Blue O/S
$11.99Glitter Butterflies Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 inches x 2 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inches.
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Literally The Least I Could Do” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One Size Only. </p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Heart Snack – Red O/S
$11.99love: enjoy ‘snack’ red heart pasties affirmations by pastease® are hand-made in the usa of soft form-fitting material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! all pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
conceal or reveal with pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
dimensions: 3 inches wide x 2.5 inches tall .
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Jet Black
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another jet black homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x jet black-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Weed Leaf Sequin G-String & Pasties – Green O/S
$22.99If Scuttles is the flyest homie you know, then grab your snarfblat and these Mermaid Green to Black Magic Flip Sequin Naughty Knix with matching Ariel Weed Leaf Pasties and get ready for a DOPE AF time!
Sequin Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
Size: Size 2-6.
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Greeting Cards
Think Less, Vibe More Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Think Less, Vibe More</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fuck off Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fuck Off” enamel lapel pin is red and white with the right amount of attitude.Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Card Games
Let's Have Sex Card Game
$10.99Let’s Have Sex is a game of sexual adventure. Battle your opponent by flipping over your cards to see who has the highest-ranking card. When you win, you can perform your choice of action on the cards played. Who will have the most satisfying sex? As a prelude, try playing the Let’s Get Naked card game for extra sexy fun.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Card Games
Extreme Personal Questions For Lovers Card Game
$14.99The incredibly popular party game now for couples to play on date nights. What you learn about your lover will intrigue you. Interesting answers earn cards, and the first player to collect 20, wins the game.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Constellation
$12.99This stunning Black Roast & Toast Mug with a white Leaf Constellation design will transport you to far away galaxies! Relax under a sky full of stars and enjoy a smoke and a steaming coffee.
This is the perfect gift for any smoker! Our beautiful Roast & Toast Mug is made of ceramic. It features a cool white leaf constellation set in a night sky filled with stars.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This is a great gift favor idea for a 420-themed event, party, dinner or celebration. It also makes a fabulous collectable to add to a mug collection.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Glittering Stars & Stripes – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small Glittering Stars & Stripes Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
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Greeting Cards
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Novelties
Any Couple Sex! Dice
$5.99The Sex Dice game that works for any couple. The purple die instructs you what to do, and the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy.
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Decals
Dips And Nips Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dips and Nips Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Pastel Blue
$12.99Spread your wings and fly! These color changing pasties flip between sky blue and pretty pastel purple. And they’re waterproof in case you need to cool off!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit!
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