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Stress Willie. Squeeze it or Smash it for instant relief.

It’s really raunchy! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Raunchiest Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
*Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover.

Reward your favorite stud with the World’s Biggest Dick Trophy! This outrageous adult trophy award is sure to win a laugh no matter who you give it to. Show off your appreciation with this hilarious penis statue award – it’s guaranteed to make anyone smile! Get your funny gag gift today and give recognition where it’s due!

Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.

The Oral Sex Coloring Book is all about oral, and we don’t mean giving speeches or going to the dentist! This sexy, adults-only coloring book features 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of all your favorite oral sex acts. It’ll whittle your crayons down to the nub and leave your mouth watering for more

Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane

Hey stylish ganja fan! Show off your style with this vibrantly colored potleaf shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you hang out with your friends AND your buds. (this is just the generic description. Jacob, it can just be put with the other colors in the catalog of course).

Smell ya later with this “Fabulous” rainbow cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Perfume Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Smell ya later with this “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Banana Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Smell ya later with this “Fuck You You Fucking Fuck” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Black Ice Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Hey Sexy! Show off your style with this vibrantly-colored sexy red lip-shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you show off your sexiness while enjoying a smoke. Includes: a 5-inch-wide red porcelain lip-shaped ashtray.

Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties.
7 piece set.
Wetlook fabric.
Stud detail.
Open cup bra with hook and eye closure.
Long sleeve fishnet top.
Panty.
Choker.
Fingerless gloves.
Bandana headband.
1 pair of cross shape “Ride Me” pasties.
Materials: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
Sizing Info:
S/M
Size: 2-6
Bust: 32″-36″
Hips: 33″-38″

Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane

The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any MILF-lover in your life.

<p>Prop your door open in style with the Dickheads Ball Door Stopper. This Flexible ballsack keeps your door securely in place. Fun and functional, it makes a great gift for your weird friends. Weight: Meaty. Size: Big enough.</p>

Charlie Chains is the perfect gift for your favorite kinky friend! Show your loved one that they really have a hold of you with this chained up cutie.