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The Oral Sex Coloring Book is all about oral, and we don’t mean giving speeches or going to the dentist! This sexy, adults-only coloring book features 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of all your favorite oral sex acts. It’ll whittle your crayons down to the nub and leave your mouth watering for more

<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>

Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.

Gimpy Glen will never leave your side! He’s chained and at your mercy in his gimp mask and studded undies. Cuddly and soft, you’ll want to keep Gimpy Glen close.

Cool yourself in style with this “Slay All Day” large-sized folding hand fan. The rainbow leopard print is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

A new pack has joint the family! Offensive Crayons: Pot Pack, premium paper-rolled blunt crayons. Not only for the 20th of April, you can enjoy these every day with your best bud. Go for it. Don’t strain yourself. This shouldn’t be a joint decision.

Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.

Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane

Breathtaking new sensations await you as you explore all new forms of sensory play with the Spiked Sensory Mitt! Take your play to enticing new heights with both the soft and soothing sensation of faux fur brushing over your skin and the exhilaratingly prickly sensation of the hidden spikes tucked within the fur! Tickle your partner in the one size fits all mitt with the luxurious faux fur, then rotate the mitt for exciting sharper sensations with gentle spikes scattered throughout the fur and embrace the contrasting sensations made to make you squirm in delight.

Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It’s time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious “Jar of Fucks I have to give.” This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden “f*cks,” this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.

Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane

Smell ya later with this “I Love Butts” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Apple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!

This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!

Experience the epic fantasy with an all-new buzz! The Lord of the Smoke Rings is a Parody Coloring Book for Stoners, featuring 28 pages of original illustrations all your favorite characters: Frodope Dimebaggins, Samweed Ganja, Legohash, Ganjaladriel,and Gandope The Green! Follow Frodope as he and his Fellowspliff must journey through Mordope to burn the One Nug, battling armies of 42Orcs under the bloodshot eye of SmokeOn and a hippie creature called Schwagollum! It’s a J.R.R. Tokin’ good time!

Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.