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The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the Woodrocket’s most popular porn parodies, including Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bob’s Boners, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Hamilton, Dragon Boob Z, and more! The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!

Stress Willie. Squeeze it or Smash it for instant relief.

Breathtaking new sensations await you as you explore all new forms of sensory play with the Spiked Sensory Mitt! Take your play to enticing new heights with both the soft and soothing sensation of faux fur brushing over your skin and the exhilaratingly prickly sensation of the hidden spikes tucked within the fur! Tickle your partner in the one size fits all mitt with the luxurious faux fur, then rotate the mitt for exciting sharper sensations with gentle spikes scattered throughout the fur and embrace the contrasting sensations made to make you squirm in delight.

Featuring hardcore lady-love and lady-lady-love and even lady-lady-lady-lady-lady-love! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. This coloring book is so hot it will make your shelves sweat! For Adults Only – Explicit.
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover.

Smell ya later with this “Bong” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane

Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.

Hey Sexy! Show off your style with this vibrantly-colored sexy red lip-shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you show off your sexiness while enjoying a smoke. Includes: a 5-inch-wide red porcelain lip-shaped ashtray.

Smell ya later with this “Fabulous” rainbow cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Perfume Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.

<p>Say it without saying a word with the perfect blend of flirty fun and peachy play! Shaped like luscious lips in a tempting peach pearlescent hue, this silicone masterpiece is both inviting and seductive for oral play. The faux leather buckle ensures a secure fit while letting you are left speechless. Perfect for beginners or seasoned enthusiasts, the Peaches ‘n CreaMe Lips Gag adds a playful twist to your intimate moments. Explore a new flavor of kinky play and leave your bottom silently begging for more.</p>

Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties.
7 piece set.
Wetlook fabric.
Stud detail.
Open cup bra with hook and eye closure.
Long sleeve fishnet top.
Panty.
Choker.
Fingerless gloves.
Bandana headband.
1 pair of cross shape “Ride Me” pasties.
Materials: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
Sizing Info:
S/M
Size: 2-6
Bust: 32″-36″
Hips: 33″-38″

Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane

Sal The Slave is always eager to please his master! This adorable plush bear is perfect for the bondage fan in your life. Decked out in studded underwear, boots and mask.

This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!

<p>Prop your door open in style with the Dickheads Ball Door Stopper. This Flexible ballsack keeps your door securely in place. Fun and functional, it makes a great gift for your weird friends. Weight: Meaty. Size: Big enough.</p>