Products
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Tan O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches.
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Greeting Cards
Think Less, Vibe More Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Think Less, Vibe More</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Mugs & Cups
Chemistry Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$8.99Mix up some yummy shots at your next party with this colorful Chemistry Shot Glass Set. Includes measurements up to 1.5 ounces on each shot. Hand wash only.
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Novelties
Any Couple Sex! Dice
$5.99The Sex Dice game that works for any couple. The purple die instructs you what to do, and the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy.
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Mugs & Cups
Attitude Mug Coffee, Weed & Sex – 22 oz
$16.99Are you in the market for an XXL coffee mug? Well, look no further, ’cause our Giant Coffee Weed Sex Mug is just the thing, with an enormous 22 ounce capacity that’ll keep you caffeinated for days! This one-of-a-kind novelty gift is great for your own kitchen, or any of your coffee-obsessed friends. Just don’t forget to drink responsibly!
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Etc.
Silicone Studs Mini Vibrating Studs – Orange
$29.99<p>Enjoy powerful pleasure in a small package with the Mini Vibrating Studs®, a compact yet formidable 4.25″/10.75 cm liquid Silicone vibe. This stud is the perfect blend of life-like design and potent sensation.</p>
<p>This sleek companion comes equipped with 10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, each providing an intense sensation. Whether you crave a gentle rumble or a powerful quake, the varied settings cater to every preference, ensuring a deeply personal and satisfying experience.</p>
<p>Crafted from Liquid Silicone, the mini vibe is made for comfort and durability with a soft and smooth texture. The body-safe and 100% waterproof design with an IPX7 rating allows for adventurous play in any setting, inviting you to explore new dimensions of pleasure in the bath, shower, or wherever the mood strikes. The state-of-the-art memory chip thoughtfully resumes on the last function used, offering an effortless return to your favorite setting.</p>
<p>With user convenience in mind, the device incorporates a security travel lock feature, activated with a three-second hold, ensuring your intimate endeavors remain discreet. USB rechargeable and accompanied by a charging cord, it boasts a rapid full charge in just 1.5 hours, delivering 50 minutes of high-speed bliss or an extended 80 minutes of enjoyment at a more leisurely pace. The Mini Vibrating Studs® offers deep satisfaction in a life-like, compact design you have to try for yourself.</p> -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Stoned To The Bone” skull cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Bella Rosa Shimmer G-String & Pasties – Soft Pink O/S
$22.99Look like a beautiful blushing pink rose in these Bella Rosa Naughty Knix Pasties & Panties set.
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friends and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
Size: Size 2-6. Pasties: Size: Height: 2.3″ Width: 3.2 -
Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Confetti – Multi Colors
$4.99<p>What better way to celebrate than to sprinkle the little Dickheads all over your party. This fun shaped confetti will be the talk of the night. The details are in the dicks!</p>
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Adult Couples Sex Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this all-inclusive Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For straight or gay couples. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For straight or gay couples.
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun
$10.99Make your bachelorette party extra special with our unique Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun! This 7-inch Penis Squirt Gun is your ticket to hours of wild and memorable fun. With a shooting distance of up to 14 feet, you’ll have a blast as you aim at your friends and family. Great for poolside gatherings- get your hands on our hilarious favor today, and prepare for the most unforgettable bachelorette party ever!
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Mugs & Cups
Ski Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$14.99Parties are back and there’s no better way to celebrate than with this shot glass set! Doing shots
off of skis is a ski lodge tradition, and this set makes it something you can enjoy more easily and
in your own home. Want to do a ski shot? Fasten all four glasses to the ski, fill them up with
liquor, liqueurs and mixers, and them drink them in waterfall fashion by lifting the front of the
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Chains Disco Weed Leaf – Green O/S
$21.99Chains: Shattered Glass Disco Ball Green Weed with Gold Chain Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.1 inches x 3.2 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches.
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Rainbow
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Game w/Balls
$17.99Beer Pong takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel with the Pecker Beer Pong Play Set! Comes complete with Cups and Pong Balls. This complete little fun pack will help you and your friends get down to some serious wild party fun… that’s second to none!
Features:
20 – 16oz. Plastic Cups.
4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Things You Wear
Googly Eye Pasties – Glow in the Dark
$4.99Give your lover a laugh and a surprise with your googly eyes! Why not have a little fun in the
bedroom with these humorously sexy high-quality pasties? Get sexy, get silly, and get googly!
The vinyl pasties peel off the header back and are designed so that the eyes are above the nipples.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Freddy Flogger
$24.99Freddie Flogger is bossy and ready to whip you into shape! Show someone that you appreciate their torture with the cutest dominatrix on the scene.
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Greeting Cards
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Brat Sensory Fingertips
$14.99Show them your claws and switch up the power dynamic with the Brat Sensory Fingertips. You can reveal your softer side with gentle, tickling sensations or tease and torment with pressure play. Either way, these rose-gold fingertips will bring just the right amount of sass to your next scene.
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Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Vanilla Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Jet Black
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another jet black homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x jet black-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sun Babe – Pink O/S
$11.99Introducing ‘Babe’ Doll Pink Sunburst nipple pasties! These fun and flirty pasties are designed in the style of everyone’s favorite doll. With their bright pink color and sunburst shape, they’re sure to make a statement and add pop to any outfit.
Made from soft and comfortable materials, Pastease pasties are gentle on your skin and can be worn for hours without discomfort. The medical-grade adhesive backing ensures that they stay securely in place, even during high-energy activities like dancing or jazzercising. Plus, they’re waterproof and sweatproof, so you can wear them with confidence in any situation.
Perfect for festivals, parties, play or just to celebrate YOU, the ‘Babe’ Pink Sunburst nipple pasties are peel & stick fun that will help you express your unique style and Barbie-girl personality. So why wait, gurl? Add a touch of glamor doll to your wardrobe today with Pastease’s ‘Babe’ Pink Sunburst nipple pasties!
Dimensions: 3 X 2.8″
Coverage: 2″
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
I Really Shouldn't Have Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “I Really Shouldn’t Have” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Football Glitter Pasties – Brown O/S
$12.99Whether you’re a die hard fan or just love a good tailgate, you’ll be sure to earn a penalty of illegal use of hands and get the W with these glitter football pasties by Neva Nude. ps. No pigs were harmed in the making of these nipple stickers!
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
All Nipztix products are handmade in sunny California.
Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive.
Last for 10-12 hours.
Made of locally sourced materials (Santa Monica, yay!)
Self-adhering, with an easy peasy application.
Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under our tank tops, or even replace a bikini top 😉
Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH!
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Decals
Rainbow Penis Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Pride Bride Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Any Party Occasion
Cum Queen Greeting Card
$5.99Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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