Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener – Mint
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Greeting Cards
Saying High 420 Greeting Card
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<p>Drop a giggle in their day with our ‘Just Wanted To Say High’ Tiny Card! With its soothing lavender backdrop and whimsical white lettering, this mini missive is perfect for saying hello in a mellow yet memorable way. Whether slipped inside a book, perched on a pillow, or nestled between the buds of a bouquet, this card is your go-to for sharing a pinch of joy and a dash of chill vibes. </p>
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<p class=”product__text”>Front Message: Just Wanted to Say High</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Disco Plus X – Pink O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Emotion Lotion is a sweet, candy like massage oil that enhances erotic and sensual massage by making it tasty. Water based/ Easily washes away. Latex, Plastic & Rubber Compatible, 100% Food Grade Ingredients.
This warming lotion gets warm when you rub it and hot when you blow on it. Give some to someone you love!
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Salt & Pepper Shaker
$29.99<p>Spice up someones kitchen or dinner table with the Dickheads Salt and Pepper shakers. The set is a great gift for Valentine’s Day, newlyweds, housewarming and anyone with a sense of humor.</p>
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Gummy Candy
Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag – 3 oz
$5.99Breath mints with an attitude. Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks is refreshing and hilarious to freshen your breath. Each mini-pack contains five penis mints. Each display has 100 packs per display
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Greeting Cards
Love Retro Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.</p>
<p>Front Message: Love</p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Birthday
High Wishes Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Get ready to light up the party with our High Wishes Birthday Card!
This isn’t just your ordinary birthday card. It’s a ticket to a world of fun and giggles, perfect for those who love to keep life exciting and a bit mysterious.
KushKard: Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Playboy Pleasure Palm Vibrator – Solo
$97.98Explore powerful pleasure that fits in the palm of your hand with Palm. Made of velvet-smooth silicone this Vibrator offers two ways to play in one innovative toy. Shaped to fit comfortably in your hand and against your body, the tapered end delivers focused tapping sensations while the wider end provides powerful vibrations. Two independent motors each deliver 10 speeds and rhythms for a mind-blowing combination of pleasure.
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties – Black O/S
$14.99Introducing the Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your sensual style and explore your fantasies. These alluring pasties feature a captivating design with O-ring and rivet accents, adding a touch of edgy sophistication to your intimate moments.
Crafted with form-fitting precision, these pasties adhere seamlessly to your skin with an easy peel and stick application. They are designed for multiple uses, allowing you to indulge in your desires time and time again. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
The O-ring and rivet accents are made from non-tarnishing metal, ensuring their long-lasting beauty and shine. Let the O-ring symbolize endless possibilities as you play and explore with confidence.
Unlock your inner desires and embrace the seductive allure of the Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties. These pasties are a must-have addition to your collection, offering both style and functionality to ignite your passion.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Greeting Cards
It's 420 Somewhere 420 Greeting Card
$5.99What time is it? IDK but it’s gotta be 4:20 somewhere! Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here without a slot for a pre-roll! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Speed Limit 69 – White/Black O/S
$8.99Speed Limit 69 Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.3 x 3 inches
Coverage: 2.3 inches
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Games for Parties
Drink Fun 21 Card Game
$11.99Looking for a fun way to liven up your next gathering? Drink Fun 21 has you covered! Spice up the classic game of 21 with 4 extra aces and new challenges that require skill, luck, and truth. It’s the perfect game to make every night a party night, no matter the occasion! Get ready to have your party lit with Drink Fun 21!
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Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – White
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Card Games
Foul Mouth Card Game
$18.99This unique game combines the excitement of WAR and the challenge of Memory, creating an unforgettable experience for you and your friends.
Each player is armed with their own SWEAR WORD card and a stack of FOUL MOUTH cards. As you take turns flipping cards from your stack onto the table, the tension builds. The moment a match is revealed, the two matching players have an all-out battle to see who can say the other player’s SWEAR WORD first.
The loser of each face-off has to pick up the FOUL MOUTH stack in front of the face-off winner and their stack of cards. The game continues at a lightning-fast pace until one lucky player plays their last FOUL MOUTH card, securing their victory.
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Dirty Penis Gift Bag
$7.99This is our newest addition to our top-selling dirty penis line, and gifting has never looked so fun! Our Dirty Penis gift bag is made of high-quality materials and sturdy woven handles. Featuring a fluffy and elegant marabou fringe, this bag will make a fun addition to your party. Make your bachelorette party complete with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, and more.
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Games for Parties
40 Reasons to Have Sex
$8.99Sex is Fun! Just Do It!
40 sexy cards that give you funny reasons and ideas on how to have great sex! When you feel frisky,
select a card, display it for your lover, and follow the position until you’re ready for a second card or
orgasms.Includes: a sexy stand and 40 position cards
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Green Leaf
$12.99Do you enjoy a smoke and a coffee to start your day? Treat yourself to a fabulous Roast & Toast Mug. Why not get one for a friend too?
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a raised 3D green leaf decoration.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Look no further for the perfect on-trend gift for friends who enjoy a ‘special’ coffee every now and then.
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Glow In The Dark Refill – Green
$39.95Get some more silicone to make another glow-in-the-dark homemade dildo! This two-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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