Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket XXX Nurses Coloring Book
$14.99Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!
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Card Games
Let's Have Sex Card Game
$10.99Let’s Have Sex is a game of sexual adventure. Battle your opponent by flipping over your cards to see who has the highest-ranking card. When you win, you can perform your choice of action on the cards played. Who will have the most satisfying sex? As a prelude, try playing the Let’s Get Naked card game for extra sexy fun.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Shorty Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Dirty Penis Gift Bag
$7.99This is our newest addition to our top-selling dirty penis line, and gifting has never looked so fun! Our Dirty Penis gift bag is made of high-quality materials and sturdy woven handles. Featuring a fluffy and elegant marabou fringe, this bag will make a fun addition to your party. Make your bachelorette party complete with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, and more.
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Satisfyer Sugar Rush – Blue
$49.95A playful waterdrop-shape design and the ultimate combo of pressure waves and vibration make the Satisfyer Sugar Rush ideal for newbies. The two motors can be controlled separately: 11 pressure wave and 12 vibration programs deliver countless possible combinations to satisfy your cravings. Thanks to its compact shape, you have everything under control during play. What’s more, you can also transport the pressure wave vibrator discreetly and easily on the go – it’s the perfect travel companion!
The supple head fits perfectly around the clitoris for the sweetest sensations. Since the clitoral vibrator is made of body-friendly, silky silicone, it is hygienic and gentle on the skin.
Built to give you just what you crave at any time, you can also take the Satisfyer Sugar Rush into the shower or bathtub without any problems: The pressure wave vibrator is waterproof (IPX7). You can also easily clean it with warm water and mild soap after use. The integrated batteries can be recharged with the included USB charging cable. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Dom Queen Status Wet Vinyl X Pasties – Black QN
$17.99It’s past time for pasties for large breasts! Inspired by Lizzo, Queen Latifah, Melissa McCarthy and more, these extra large nipple pasties are made to cover those curves! Thankfully, you don’t have to be a super skinny model to be “beautiful” anymore; be healthy, happy, and let your personality shine through! Made with our sexy shapes and most fabulous fabrics, these Queen Status extra large nipple covers will crown you as the Queen that you are!
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$23.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Stoned To The Bone” skull cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$15.00Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Heart Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Heart refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills. Get three pair of double-stick shapes for the same waterproof, skin-safe stick of the entire Pastease line.
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Greeting Cards
Saying High 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<div class=”product__description rte”>
<p>Drop a giggle in their day with our ‘Just Wanted To Say High’ Tiny Card! With its soothing lavender backdrop and whimsical white lettering, this mini missive is perfect for saying hello in a mellow yet memorable way. Whether slipped inside a book, perched on a pillow, or nestled between the buds of a bouquet, this card is your go-to for sharing a pinch of joy and a dash of chill vibes. </p>
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<p class=”product__text”>Front Message: Just Wanted to Say High</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.</p> -
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Glitterati Boobie Party Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant yet sturdy 7-inch paper plates are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains eight 7-Inch boob plates.
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Card Games
Tease & Please – TouchMe
$25.99TOUCHME is one of the mischievous games from the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease and Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and erotic adventure. How sensual are you and your partner? Go on an erotic journey of discovery together and experience tantalising and surprising challenges to give each other pleasure. Surrender and enrich your sex life with a massage tool, a tickling feather, an eye mask and the 6 deliciously erotic tasks. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. We have created the tasks in TOUCHME to provide an excellent foundation for pleasurable and relaxing foreplay. In other words: TOUCHME encourages partners to take the initiative to treat each other and grow erotically even closer together. Contains: 6 Exciting task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. Mask Massage Tool Feather Tickler</p>
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Constellation
$12.99This stunning Black Roast & Toast Mug with a white Leaf Constellation design will transport you to far away galaxies! Relax under a sky full of stars and enjoy a smoke and a steaming coffee.
This is the perfect gift for any smoker! Our beautiful Roast & Toast Mug is made of ceramic. It features a cool white leaf constellation set in a night sky filled with stars.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This is a great gift favor idea for a 420-themed event, party, dinner or celebration. It also makes a fabulous collectable to add to a mug collection.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy x Drive Away Dolls Vibrating – Forever Fuchsia
$49.99Love them forever with our DIY molding kits ! We created the custom silicone color ‘Forever Fuchsia’ in celebration of Ethan Cohen’s new film, Drive-Away Dolls!
Our penis-molding kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis, safely and easily in the comfort of your own home. Clone-A-Willy is a homemade dildo kit that captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet. It’s not only fun and easy to do, but is a great tool for self-love as well as coupled exploration & connection! -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Star Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Rockstar Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
Get three pair of double-stick shapes for the same waterproof, skin-safe stick of the entire Pastease line.
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Decals
Weed Be Cute Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Share a punny sentiment with our ‘Weed Be Cute Together’ Kush Sticker! This bright and cheerful sticker showcases bubbly pink script against a lively lime green background, perfect for adding a dash of humor and color to your day. It’s an adorable way to celebrate a special connection, friendship, or simply your love for all things cute and cannabis-related. Stick it where you can see it and spread the good vibes!
Design Details: Lively lime green sticker with ‘Weed Be Cute Together’ written in playful pink script, ideal for a fun-loving individual who enjoys a good pun and a touch of whimsy.
Size: 3″ x 3″
Material: Matte Vinyl Sticker
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gag Ball Gary
$23.99Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall Coverage: 1.8 inches.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Bound Up Billy
$23.99Bound Up Billy is all tied up…in cuteness! Even the most extreme fetishist will appreciate this plushy slave. Tangled in shibari style rope binding, Billy is exploring his senses in his kinky eye mask while being extremely cuddly and cute.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Temptress Leather Pasties w/Studs – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Dice
Let's Get Slutty Dice
$8.99A shiny metallic set of foreplay dice that work for a couple or for a group of close friends.
Blue and purple dice combine to make one foreplay action: green and gold the second. The silver die
describes how to carry out a combination. For each turn, a player rolls all five dice and it is up to the
roller to properly determine how to interpret the silver die. When playing as a couple, you decide which
foreplay action to act out on your lover and when you roll both genitals sides on two of the dice, you
win, and your reward is sex! For group plays, you divide into teams and act out the actions on other
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Regular Mug – Black High Tea
$11.99Calling all tea drinkers out there! This unique mug is the perfect way to enjoy a steaming cup of tea and a smoke to get your day started!
Start your day with a steaming cup of tea and a smoke. Our trendy single-wall mug is crafted from ceramic and features a standard tea cup that can hold approx 11 oz. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. The mug comes in a shiny black color with a black inside. It has a striking white imprint on the front. Sit back, relax and enjoy your morning tea and smoke.
This product is recommended for adult use only. It is microwave and dishwasher safe. The mug comes packaged in a color gift box.
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Rainbow Sherbet Velvet G-String & Pasties – (Color Varies) Multi O/S
$22.99Mix and meld the best flavors and colors with these AWESOME velvet crush pastel Naughty Knix
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friensd and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan
$14.99This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sun Babe – Pink O/S
$11.99Introducing ‘Babe’ Doll Pink Sunburst nipple pasties! These fun and flirty pasties are designed in the style of everyone’s favorite doll. With their bright pink color and sunburst shape, they’re sure to make a statement and add pop to any outfit.
Made from soft and comfortable materials, Pastease pasties are gentle on your skin and can be worn for hours without discomfort. The medical-grade adhesive backing ensures that they stay securely in place, even during high-energy activities like dancing or jazzercising. Plus, they’re waterproof and sweatproof, so you can wear them with confidence in any situation.
Perfect for festivals, parties, play or just to celebrate YOU, the ‘Babe’ Pink Sunburst nipple pasties are peel & stick fun that will help you express your unique style and Barbie-girl personality. So why wait, gurl? Add a touch of glamor doll to your wardrobe today with Pastease’s ‘Babe’ Pink Sunburst nipple pasties!
Dimensions: 3 X 2.8″
Coverage: 2″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Greeting Cards
Think Less, Vibe More Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Think Less, Vibe More</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Games for Parties
Romantic Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Reconnect with your partner with Romantic Tabs! Discover endless fun and playful activities for you and your partner to experience. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back the tab, revealing a unique and playful activity designed to ignite sparks and create unforgettable moments. With fifty enchanting ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of love, laughter, and connection.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Heart Black Light Reactive – Neon Red O/S
$9.99Love: Neon Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Corkscrew
$9.99<p>Open up another with the Dickheads Corkscrew. Let the good times roll, but drink responsibly.</p>
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Board Games
Ready, SEX, Go Game
$36.99Ready, Sex, Go! is a one-of-a-kind popping dice game that will level up your sex play! Pop the dice to determine which exciting sex and foreplay activity you will perform with your partner(s). Whether you want to explore new sexual or foreplay acts, new sexual positions, or prolong and enrich sexual play with your lover, Ready Sex, Go! has something for everyone. This exciting game can be played with two or more players of the opposite sex or partners using penetrative toys.
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Greeting Cards
Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. </p>
<p>Front Message: Weed is my Love Language </p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
<p>Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)</p>
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