Products
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Pecker Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
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4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket XXX Nurses Coloring Book
$14.99Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!
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Edible Undies
Gummy Ball Bands – 3 Pack Asst. Colors/Flavors
$4.99Ball Bands – 3 Edible Fruity Gummy Testicular Bands. Flavors include Apple, Orange and Blueberry.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Super Fun Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$8.99Add an extra touch of fun and humor to your next gathering with our Super Fun Penis Appetizer Picks! Each pack includes six 7-inch bamboo picks adorned with reusable penis tops. These whimsical picks are the perfect way to incorporate a playful theme into your appetizer tray. Whether hosting a bachelorette party, a girls’ night in or simply looking to spice up your event, our Super Fun Penis Picks will surely be a hit. Get ready for laughter and conversation starters as you serve up delicious hors d’oeuvres with these unique and entertaining picks. Don’t miss this opportunity to elevate your hosting game and create lasting memories.
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Miscellaneous
7X Bendable Prostate Stimulator with Stroking Bead
$95.997X Bendable Prostate Stimulator with Stroking Bead
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Greeting Cards
HBD Birthday Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>The perfect way to say <strong>H</strong>appy <strong>B</strong>irth<strong>D</strong>ay. Our “HBD Birthday” Cannabis Greeting Card is our classiest card featuring a white marble look and gold writing. Gift this Stoner Birthday Card to your “high” class buds. </p>
<p>Front Message: HBD this hit is for you</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Greeting Cards
Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Tattoo Girl
$20.99A wow-gift for a free-thinking, tattoo-loving, smoker. Thrill a special person on a birthday or any special day.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 10oz. It is shaped like a female body with hands covering her breasts. There are 3 beautiful tattoos on the front and angel wings on her back.
Attached to the side of the body is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Pipe Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened.
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Pink
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Weed Leaf Sequin G-String & Pasties – Green O/S
$22.99If Scuttles is the flyest homie you know, then grab your snarfblat and these Mermaid Green to Black Magic Flip Sequin Naughty Knix with matching Ariel Weed Leaf Pasties and get ready for a DOPE AF time!
Sequin Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
Size: Size 2-6.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
I Really Shouldn't Have Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “I Really Shouldn’t Have” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book
$14.99The Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book showcases some of the best and most creative sex positions imaginable. This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original softcore illustrations of positions like The Wheelbarrow, The Mermaid, The Ballerina, and The Rocking Chair, alongside more traditional positions like Missionary and 69. Once you get the hang of coloring them in, try them out for yourself!
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cotton Candy O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Ride 'Em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties – O/S
$9.99Introducing the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your intimate style. These form-fitting pasties are designed with denim material to add a touch of edgy sophistication to your look.
With their easy peel and stick application, these pasties are a breeze to wear. Simply remove the backing and place them over your desired area for a secure and confident fit. The adhesive is strong enough to stay in place, yet gentle enough to be easily removed without any discomfort. What makes these pasties even more appealing is their reusability. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
Unleash your inner wild side with the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties. Whether you’re looking to spice up your intimate moments or add a unique touch to your festival outfits, these pasties are the perfect choice to make a bold statement.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Decals
Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Change your Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3.
Made with durable vinyl, it’s perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side. -
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Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Vanilla Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gimpy Glen
$24.99Gimpy Glen will never leave your side! He’s chained and at your mercy in his gimp mask and studded undies. Cuddly and soft, you’ll want to keep Gimpy Glen close.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Green Leaf
$12.99Do you enjoy a smoke and a coffee to start your day? Treat yourself to a fabulous Roast & Toast Mug. Why not get one for a friend too?
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a raised 3D green leaf decoration.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Look no further for the perfect on-trend gift for friends who enjoy a ‘special’ coffee every now and then.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Regular Mug – Black High Tea
$11.99Calling all tea drinkers out there! This unique mug is the perfect way to enjoy a steaming cup of tea and a smoke to get your day started!
Start your day with a steaming cup of tea and a smoke. Our trendy single-wall mug is crafted from ceramic and features a standard tea cup that can hold approx 11 oz. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. The mug comes in a shiny black color with a black inside. It has a striking white imprint on the front. Sit back, relax and enjoy your morning tea and smoke.
This product is recommended for adult use only. It is microwave and dishwasher safe. The mug comes packaged in a color gift box.
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Games for Parties
Drinking Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Drinking Tabs is the ultimate secret to turning your party from ordinary to extraordinary! Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back to uncover a world of endless fun and excitement for you and your friends. With fifty unique drinking challenges and activities, these pull tabs are guaranteed to lead to a night filled with laughter. So grab a drink, peel a tab, and let the good times roll! Each box contains 50 drinking activites!
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Dice
Let's Get Slutty Dice
$8.99A shiny metallic set of foreplay dice that work for a couple or for a group of close friends.
Blue and purple dice combine to make one foreplay action: green and gold the second. The silver die
describes how to carry out a combination. For each turn, a player rolls all five dice and it is up to the
roller to properly determine how to interpret the silver die. When playing as a couple, you decide which
foreplay action to act out on your lover and when you roll both genitals sides on two of the dice, you
win, and your reward is sex! For group plays, you divide into teams and act out the actions on other
players in an attempt to get the other team to drop out. The last team with one or more players, wins! -
Card Games
Why Don't We Date Scratch-Off Game
$23.90Plan the perfect date night with 52 unique and fun scratch off date night ideas, a great gift for couples looking to add some adventure and fun to their relationship.
With clues on the cards to get an idea of the type of date: budget, night/day, lenght, etc. Surprise your partner with this romantic gifts for him or her & create unforgettable memories together.
The only one with QR Codes to help you on your date. With tips and extra info to make your dates more fun and exciting.
Step out of your comfort zone with new couples activities to do together. With great activities for any type of budget, and with alternatives for in or out dates.
Perfect for any occasion: Anniversary Gifts for her, birthdays, gifts for him, wife gifts, couples gifts, card games for adults, game night, date night box, romantic gifts for her, relationship gifts, fun games for adults, newly wed gift, 3 year anniversary gifts for him, scratch off date book for couples, couples adventure book & more! -
Miscellaneous
Fucks I Have to Give – Bottle of 15
$9.99Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It’s time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious “Jar of Fucks I have to give.” This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden “f*cks,” this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Squirt Alert Naught Wrapping Paper for your favorite squirter! Bring on the wet wet and super soak me!
Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Air Freshener – Apple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Love Butts” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Apple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Games for Parties
F ck! Sh t! Tw t! Card Game
$14.99F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! is the fast-paced game of blurting obscenities. Score a point each time you are the first to blurt out a vulgarity that fits both cards. Win by sharing your dirty mind the quickest. Sample Cards “Something you should never call your grandmother.” And “Rhyming with ‘bunt’”. 10,000 possible game card combos. Included: 200 game cards and rules.
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Toys
Screaming Willy w/Blue Balls
$14.99Laugh your head off with “Screaming Willy,” the hilarious, squeaky, bevy-of-fun bachelorette gift! This silly SOB makes a noise like you wouldn’t believe, so get ready to fill the room with the contagious sound of chuckles!
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Dolls - Novelty
Boy Toy Sex Doll
$32.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 2 Pleasure Holes. Body Safe PVC Includes Repair Kit
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Dom Queen Status Wet Vinyl X Pasties – Black QN
$17.99It’s past time for pasties for large breasts! Inspired by Lizzo, Queen Latifah, Melissa McCarthy and more, these extra large nipple pasties are made to cover those curves! Thankfully, you don’t have to be a super skinny model to be “beautiful” anymore; be healthy, happy, and let your personality shine through! Made with our sexy shapes and most fabulous fabrics, these Queen Status extra large nipple covers will crown you as the Queen that you are!
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