Products
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Be Cute Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together’ in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.
Front Message: Weed Be Cute Together
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Jet Black
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another jet black homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x jet black-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Plus – Cross Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Plus, Cross Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
Strap-On Party Game. Comes with 12 Assorted Color Rings and two Dick Head Strap-Ons. -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book
$14.99The Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book showcases some of the best and most creative sex positions imaginable. This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original softcore illustrations of positions like The Wheelbarrow, The Mermaid, The Ballerina, and The Rocking Chair, alongside more traditional positions like Missionary and 69. Once you get the hang of coloring them in, try them out for yourself!
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Gay AF Gay Men Couples Sex Dice Game – Blue
$8.99Roll’ play with this Gay AF Gay Men Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For gay men only. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For Gay Men Only.
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Miscellaneous
Spartacus 24" Leather Wrapped Cane – Baby Blue
$21.99Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Sal The Slave
$23.99Sal The Slave is always eager to please his master! This adorable plush bear is perfect for the bondage fan in your life. Decked out in studded underwear, boots and mask.
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Novelties
Pride Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Decals
Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Red
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Greeting Cards
Have A Nice Jay Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Have a Nice Jay Greeting Card with Matchbook.</p>
<p>Front Message: Have a Nice Jay </p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Miscellaneous
Sportsheets Spiked Sensory Mitts – Black
$33.99Breathtaking new sensations await you as you explore all new forms of sensory play with the Spiked Sensory Mitt! Take your play to enticing new heights with both the soft and soothing sensation of faux fur brushing over your skin and the exhilaratingly prickly sensation of the hidden spikes tucked within the fur! Tickle your partner in the one size fits all mitt with the luxurious faux fur, then rotate the mitt for exciting sharper sensations with gentle spikes scattered throughout the fur and embrace the contrasting sensations made to make you squirm in delight.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Beer Boobs Drinking Game
$34.99The No.1 Drinking Game World Wide!
Perfect for hen, stag, birthday or student party and all other adult parties filled with laugh and jokes!
How to play? 🙂
Fill each boob with an edible liquid of your choice.
Have one player wear the boobs.
Have two other players ready to compete against each other.
Players must suck out the liquid until empty.
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Miscellaneous
Fucks I Have to Give – Bottle of 15
$9.99Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It’s time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious “Jar of Fucks I have to give.” This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden “f*cks,” this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.
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Etc.
Selopa Cobalt Cutie – Blue
$29.98This chunky little bullet delivers intense vibrations with its tapered tip and textured shaft that effortlessly target your erogenous zones for deeply satisfying pleasure. Five Year Warranty.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Dollar Sign – Green O/S
$11.99Money: Green Glitter Dollar Sign Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties feature a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.1 x 3.05 inches
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches
Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties will help bring out your inner tease!
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Birthday
High Wishes Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Get ready to light up the party with our High Wishes Birthday Card!
This isn’t just your ordinary birthday card. It’s a ticket to a world of fun and giggles, perfect for those who love to keep life exciting and a bit mysterious.
KushKard: Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Reflective Dinosaur Pasties – Rainbow O/S
$12.99Meet the newly discovered Tyrannasuarus Sexamongus – a fierce, sexy creature from the Cretaceous Period, more endearingly referred to a Sexy TRexy. These reptilian raver TRex Nipztix will have Cavemen, Neanderthals, and modern Hominids hunting for you! Don’t worry, the only thing going extinct in Sexy T-Rexy’s presence is boredom.
P.S. This T-Rex also can do Push Ups 😉
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Tan O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches.
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Invites
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
$7.99Add a hint of sparkle to your bachelorette celebration with the Same Penis Forever Foil Balloon Banner. This beautiful, 16-inch tall banner spans several feet across and makes a BIG statement. With its rose gold color and bright, eye-catching foil material, this banner will make your special day one to remember for years to come. Get ready for an unforgettable experience and grab your Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner today!
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Glitterati Boobie Party Napkins – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant two-ply, 7-inch paper napkins are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Each package contains eight 7-Inch two-ply boob napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, games, accessories, candles, and more!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Darque Round Spiked Reusable Pasties – Black O/S
$22.99Darque Round Spiked Reusable Pasties.
Round shaped design.
Metal spike details.
Reusable self-adhesive backing.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – One Love
$12.99Show your Pride and share the Love with this fabulous LGBT inspired mug. It makes a great gift for a birthday, wedding, retirement, or anniversary celebration.
This cool novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a white inside. The mug is decorated with the words ‘One Love’ in LGBT inspired rainbow colors.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This trendy mug carries a special message that Love is equal, irrespective of race, gender or color. Share the Love with friends and family. Ideal for anyone who is part of the LGBT community.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Boobs Brown
$20.99Do you enjoy making a statement? Show your way-out personality with our new Boob Mug for People of Color. It makes a great novelty gift for any stoner event.
The mug is made of ceramic and features a wow-look realistic female boob design. It holds approx 12oz of liquid.
Attached to the side of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. Enjoy a smoke and a coffee! The mug comes packaged in a color box and is fully functional. This novelty product is recommended for adult use only.
Our new on-trend mugs are a must-have for the novelty shelf in your store. These Boob Mugs for people of color make cool adult gift ideas!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Kama Sutra Adult Activity Book
$16.99Explore all the realms of the Kama Sutra in this sexy and funny activity book! It’s great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color, crossword puzzles, word seeks, connect the dots and more! It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
24K Gold Plated Nipplets (plus 4 Pairs of adhesives) Gold O/S
$43.99A special luxury item that will give the wow factor to any garment you wear. Gold plated conical liners with adhesive.
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Candy & Food Products
Candy Ass Booty Pops – Mai Tai
$3.99Ass Kissing and Body Licking takes on a whole new meaning when you wrap your lips around this sweet Lusty Lickers Lollipops.
One little lick will do the trick!
Features:
Mai Tai Flavored
Ass Shaped Lollipop
Empower Your Sensuality
Take Pleasure to
the Next Level
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