Products
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Be Cute Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together’ in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.
Front Message: Weed Be Cute Together
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Brat Sensory Fingertips
$14.99Show them your claws and switch up the power dynamic with the Brat Sensory Fingertips. You can reveal your softer side with gentle, tickling sensations or tease and torment with pressure play. Either way, these rose-gold fingertips will bring just the right amount of sass to your next scene.
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Greeting Cards
Stripplerloin Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99How do you like your sirloin? Stripper style? I mean kabob?
Get wild and grab some steaks, and our “Stripperloin” Greeting Card, by NaughtyKards, and gift this to your steak loving friends. Write on the inside how you want to spend your Friday night. Steaks and Strippers? Time and Place? Enjoy!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Big Dicky Sports Bottle – 16 oz Flesh
$7.99Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends . . . anywhere, anytime!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Dollar Sign – Green O/S
$11.99Money: Green Glitter Dollar Sign Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties feature a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.1 x 3.05 inches
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches
Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties will help bring out your inner tease!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Rainbow Sherbet Velvet G-String & Pasties – (Color Varies) Multi O/S
$22.99Mix and meld the best flavors and colors with these AWESOME velvet crush pastel Naughty Knix
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friensd and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
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Ice Trays
Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate / Ice Tray – Pink
$13.00Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate/Ice Tray .
This fun Party Penis mold makes bite-size ice, chocolates, jello and more!
The mold is approximately 7.5 inches wide and approximately 5.8 inches long.
8 penis pieces per mold.
Made from high quality silicone.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Liquid Spade – Black O/S
$11.99Spade: Liquid Black Spade Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.9 inches.
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Dancing Poles for Bachelorette Party
Power Pole Grip Chalk – 5.07 oz
$26.99Need to have dry hands while on the pole? AlwaysDry from Power Pole is specially formulated for pole dancers. Improve your performance with a perfect non-slip formula.
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Miscellaneous
7X Bendable Prostate Stimulator with Stroking Bead
$95.997X Bendable Prostate Stimulator with Stroking Bead
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Spank Me Air Freshener – Sandalwood
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Spank Me Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Sandal Wood Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Candy & Food Products
Penis Pop – Chocolate Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Chocolate flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$15.00Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Games for Parties
Pink Pussy Card Game
$9.99The wildly fun strategy card game for 2-6 adults. Compete with other players to be the first to run out of cards. Call out your color and shape each time, or you have to draw a new card. Use the specialty cards such as Fuck Off, 69 or Black Whip to skip other players, reverse the order, or switch hands. The Pink Pussy is wild, and allows you to assign 3 cards to another player and change the color in play. Fast paced fun!
Includes: 108 Cards and 1 Rule Card
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Gummy Candy
Gummy Sutra Sex Position Gummies – Limited Edition Hang Tab Box
$5.99Gummy Sutra gummy candies. Let your lover really know what’s on your mind when you hand them one of these great tasting sexy position shaped erotic gummies!
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Greeting Cards
The Stoner Prescription Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>The only prescription we look forward to refilling! Check out this stoner script ready to fill for the loved one in your life! When love is your drug… you get addicted! Our “Stoner Prescription” Cannabis Greeting Card is here to make the night right!</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Do You Girl Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Starstruck Leather Pasties w/Studs & Nipple Hole – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Holographic Heart – Silver O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small Holographic Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting holographic material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
??Includes Two (2) Pair??
Dimensions: 1.9 X 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Playboy Pleasure Palm Vibrator – Solo
$97.98Explore powerful pleasure that fits in the palm of your hand with Palm. Made of velvet-smooth silicone this Vibrator offers two ways to play in one innovative toy. Shaped to fit comfortably in your hand and against your body, the tapered end delivers focused tapping sensations while the wider end provides powerful vibrations. Two independent motors each deliver 10 speeds and rhythms for a mind-blowing combination of pleasure.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Couples Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Spice It Up Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Decals
Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
420 Foreplay 420 Greeting Card
$5.00Play on words leading to play on you… grab this “420 foreplay” card for someone you want to smoke and play with. No slot for a pre-roll on these simple, but punny designs. There cards are for when you want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud”. Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Greeting Cards
Nips And Dips Greeting Card
$5.99Toss your Salad Card.
For those whole love a side salad
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Speed Limit 69 – White/Black O/S
$8.99Speed Limit 69 Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.3 x 3 inches
Coverage: 2.3 inches
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Greeting Cards
Giving Head Is Greater Than Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
<p><em>Patent Pending </em></p>
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