Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any MILF-lover in your life.
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Greeting Cards
Bong Water 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Clean your Bong Water 4/20 greeting card.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Retro Purple Gift Bag
$8.99Purple and White Retro Large Gift Bag.
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Key Chains
Master Series Gagged Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99Give this gagged bear as a gag gift or keep it for yourself! The little bondage bear fits in the palm of your hand and will attach to a keychain or bag as a fun way to flag that you’re kinky! With a collar, wrist and ankle cuffs and nickel-free chains connecting them, this little bear is restrained for your pleasure and amusement! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Boobs Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the boobs on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Disco Plus X – Pink O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Emotion Lotion is a sweet, candy like massage oil that enhances erotic and sensual massage by making it tasty. Water based/ Easily washes away. Latex, Plastic & Rubber Compatible, 100% Food Grade Ingredients.
This warming lotion gets warm when you rub it and hot when you blow on it. Give some to someone you love!
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. -
Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the penis on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Card Games
Glow in the Dark Sex! Card Game
$7.99Glow-in-the Dark Sex! Card Game plays the same way as the Sex! Card game. There are three different games you can play that all result in building a fantasy of five Sex! cards. Then the couple acts out the positions in the order; red, yellow, green, blue and then purple. What’s unique and fun about this set is that the sex positions and card background glow in the dark. So you can read the title of the position against the background and see the sex position glowing as well against it’s non-glowing white back ground.
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Ice Trays
Cannabis Ice & Candy Silicone Mold
$5.99Cannabis mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. Each tray features 11 delightful cannabis leaf molds. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Banners
Hot Stuff Confetti – Assorted Colors
$2.99Hot Stuff Confetti. From Beistle
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Air Freshener – Perfume
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Fabulous” rainbow cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Perfume Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Dice
Sex Pop Game
$15.99Sex Pop is a fun popping sex dice game for partners wanting to add variety and spontaneity to their sexual playbook. Each popping dice game contains one ACTION dice (Rub, Lick, Suck, Kiss) and one BODY PART dice (Nipple, Fingers, Lips, Ass). Each player takes a turn popping the dice to reveal the sexual act to be performed on their partner. This fun and sexy game is convenient and compact enough to take on vacation or keep handy in your nightstand drawer.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – One Love
$12.99Show your Pride and share the Love with this fabulous LGBT inspired mug. It makes a great gift for a birthday, wedding, retirement, or anniversary celebration.
This cool novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a white inside. The mug is decorated with the words ‘One Love’ in LGBT inspired rainbow colors.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This trendy mug carries a special message that Love is equal, irrespective of race, gender or color. Share the Love with friends and family. Ideal for anyone who is part of the LGBT community.
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Games for Parties
F ck! Sh t! Tw t! Card Game
$14.99F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! is the fast-paced game of blurting obscenities. Score a point each time you are the first to blurt out a vulgarity that fits both cards. Win by sharing your dirty mind the quickest. Sample Cards “Something you should never call your grandmother.” And “Rhyming with ‘bunt’”. 10,000 possible game card combos. Included: 200 game cards and rules.
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$24.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gag Ball Gary
$24.99Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.
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Ice Trays
Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate / Ice Tray – Pink
$13.00Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate/Ice Tray .
This fun Party Penis mold makes bite-size ice, chocolates, jello and more!
The mold is approximately 7.5 inches wide and approximately 5.8 inches long.
8 penis pieces per mold.
Made from high quality silicone.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Temperature Reactive X Factor Pasties – Neon Green
$12.99These are black when in colder climates but turn neon green with a warm touch or warm weather!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our temperature reactive nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Black to Pink, Black to Green—rock your fav color combo on pasties that change color in the hot and cold. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit!
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Tassel Holographic Heart – Red O/S
$13.99Tassels: Red Holographic Hearts with Tassel Fringe Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these heart nipple tassel fringes on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkling Stars & Strips USA Cowboy Boot – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Boots: Sparkling Stars & Stripes USA Cowboy Boot Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
Kick the dust up in these sparkly Americana cowboy boots!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.1 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches . -
Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Sal The Slave
$24.99Sal The Slave is always eager to please his master! This adorable plush bear is perfect for the bondage fan in your life. Decked out in studded underwear, boots and mask.
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Candy & Food Products
Candy Ass Booty Pops – Mai Tai
$3.99Ass Kissing and Body Licking takes on a whole new meaning when you wrap your lips around this sweet Lusty Lickers Lollipops.
One little lick will do the trick!
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Mugs & Cups
Chemistry Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$8.99Mix up some yummy shots at your next party with this colorful Chemistry Shot Glass Set. Includes measurements up to 1.5 ounces on each shot. Hand wash only.
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Dice
Oral Sex Glow in the Dark Dice Game
$8.99Have fun frolicking in the dark! Roll the Pink Dice for oral foreplay and select your own body part or action when you roll a wild. Roll both wilds and you win, and get to roll the green oral sex die. Then you decide which one of you assumes each position on the die roll.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket I Will Fuck You Up! Pin – Multi Color
$11.99This “I Will Fuck You Up” pin takes Rosie the Riveter’s classic feminist pose to a whole new level. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Etc.
Selopa Cobalt Cutie – Blue
$29.98This chunky little bullet delivers intense vibrations with its tapered tip and textured shaft that effortlessly target your erogenous zones for deeply satisfying pleasure. Five Year Warranty.
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Mugs & Cups
Attitude Mug Shhhut the Fuck Up – 22 oz
$16.99Giant Shhhut The Fuck Up Mug. 22 ounces. Island Dogs.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener – Mint
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Novelties
Glitterati Penis Bottle Opener
$6.99An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years to come. Our beautifully crafted Same Penis Forever bottle opener will be the added touch of style and sophistication.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s really raunchy! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Raunchiest Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Mugs & Cups
Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug – 10 oz Blue
$22.99Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug. 10 ounce. From Island Dogs.
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Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$6.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
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