Products
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Sparkle Plus X – Black O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Petite Plus X: Two Pair of Small Sparkle Black Plus Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Includes Two (2) Pair
Dimensions: 2.1 x 2.1 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inch.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Deep Tone
$37.95This two-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another DIY sex toy.
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x deep tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Silicone Studs Mini Vibrating Studs – Orange
$29.99<p>Enjoy powerful pleasure in a small package with the Mini Vibrating Studs®, a compact yet formidable 4.25″/10.75 cm liquid Silicone vibe. This stud is the perfect blend of life-like design and potent sensation.</p>
<p>This sleek companion comes equipped with 10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, each providing an intense sensation. Whether you crave a gentle rumble or a powerful quake, the varied settings cater to every preference, ensuring a deeply personal and satisfying experience.</p>
<p>Crafted from Liquid Silicone, the mini vibe is made for comfort and durability with a soft and smooth texture. The body-safe and 100% waterproof design with an IPX7 rating allows for adventurous play in any setting, inviting you to explore new dimensions of pleasure in the bath, shower, or wherever the mood strikes. The state-of-the-art memory chip thoughtfully resumes on the last function used, offering an effortless return to your favorite setting.</p>
<p>With user convenience in mind, the device incorporates a security travel lock feature, activated with a three-second hold, ensuring your intimate endeavors remain discreet. USB rechargeable and accompanied by a charging cord, it boasts a rapid full charge in just 1.5 hours, delivering 50 minutes of high-speed bliss or an extended 80 minutes of enjoyment at a more leisurely pace. The Mini Vibrating Studs® offers deep satisfaction in a life-like, compact design you have to try for yourself.</p> -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Plant Lady Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Plant Lovers…this ones for you
Is she a plant lover? Grab our “Plant Lady” KushWrap, Cannabis Wrapping Paper, to enhance your gift. We turned our best selling KushKard into KushWrap! She will be drawn to this gift because of the cannabis leaves, and we guarantee she’ll want to open her gift carefully. Our wrapping paper comes rolled up in 3 individual sheets for easy wrapping. Grab the KushWrap and the whole Plant Lady set today and make your Plant Lady’s dreams come true.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Games for Parties
Romantic Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Reconnect with your partner with Romantic Tabs! Discover endless fun and playful activities for you and your partner to experience. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back the tab, revealing a unique and playful activity designed to ignite sparks and create unforgettable moments. With fifty enchanting ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of love, laughter, and connection.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle Air Freshener – Peach
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Daddy Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Peach Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Weed Leaf Sequin G-String & Pasties – Green O/S
$22.99If Scuttles is the flyest homie you know, then grab your snarfblat and these Mermaid Green to Black Magic Flip Sequin Naughty Knix with matching Ariel Weed Leaf Pasties and get ready for a DOPE AF time!
Sequin Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
Size: Size 2-6.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Eat my box and handle it with care.
If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site…
Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Miscellaneous
Fucks I Have to Give – Bottle of 15
$8.99Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It’s time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious “Jar of Fucks I have to give.” This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden “f*cks,” this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Liquid Spade – Black O/S
$11.99Spade: Liquid Black Spade Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.9 inches.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cotton Candy O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – Red
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Gay AF Gay Men Couples Sex Dice Game – Blue
$8.99Roll’ play with this Gay AF Gay Men Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For gay men only. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For Gay Men Only.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Peaches 'n CreaMe Silicone Lips
$16.99<p>Say it without saying a word with the perfect blend of flirty fun and peachy play! Shaped like luscious lips in a tempting peach pearlescent hue, this silicone masterpiece is both inviting and seductive for oral play. The faux leather buckle ensures a secure fit while letting you are left speechless. Perfect for beginners or seasoned enthusiasts, the Peaches ‘n CreaMe Lips Gag adds a playful twist to your intimate moments. Explore a new flavor of kinky play and leave your bottom silently begging for more.</p>
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Corkscrew
$9.99<p>Open up another with the Dickheads Corkscrew. Let the good times roll, but drink responsibly.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties Black S/M
$48.99Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties.
7 piece set.
Wetlook fabric.
Stud detail.
Open cup bra with hook and eye closure.
Long sleeve fishnet top.
Panty.
Choker.
Fingerless gloves.
Bandana headband.
1 pair of cross shape “Ride Me” pasties.
Materials: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
Sizing Info:
S/M
Size: 2-6
Bust: 32″-36″
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket I Will Fuck You Up! Pin – Multi Color
$11.99This “I Will Fuck You Up” pin takes Rosie the Riveter’s classic feminist pose to a whole new level. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Trippin Over U Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Inspired by our “Trippin’ Over You” KushKard, We created a KushWrap with our kush-room! Mushrooms are all the rage right now as reports have come out about the health benefits of different types of mushrooms… I’m not talking about the psychedelics! (But apparently those have their own benefits) Have a mushroom lover, or granola girl in your life?
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$5.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/Gold
$11.99This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Games for Parties
Swinging Dicks Game
$25.99Find out who?s the most skilled swinging dick at your next party!
Swinging Dicks is an awesome high-intensity party game of hand and eye coordination! ? Each game includes one tabletop swinging dicks game structure with attached dick-shaped game pieces, four-game pegs, and four shot glasses.
The game’s object is to be the first person to hook your swinging dick three times on the hook. The losing players will have to take a drink.? Easy to assemble, fun to play, bring it anywhere you want to have fun! ?2-4 players
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Greeting Cards
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bong Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Bong” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Green O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Black
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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