Products
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Suck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag
$6.99The gift bag with an attitude – our Suck a Bag of Dicks gift bag is a must for dispensaries, liquor stores, novelty & gift stores. Our gift bag is constructed of high-quality card stock and sturdy woven handles. This fun gift bag will impress anyone with a sense of humor and a playful attitude.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkling Stars & Strips USA Cowboy Boot – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Boots: Sparkling Stars & Stripes USA Cowboy Boot Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
Kick the dust up in these sparkly Americana cowboy boots!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.1 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches . -
Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/Gold
$11.99This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Green Leaf
$12.99Do you enjoy a smoke and a coffee to start your day? Treat yourself to a fabulous Roast & Toast Mug. Why not get one for a friend too?
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a raised 3D green leaf decoration.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Look no further for the perfect on-trend gift for friends who enjoy a ‘special’ coffee every now and then.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Holographic Heart – Silver O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small Holographic Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting holographic material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
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Dimensions: 1.9 X 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Slay All Day Fan – Multi-Color
$22.99Cool yourself in style with this “Slay All Day” large-sized folding hand fan. The rainbow leopard print is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.
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Key Chains
Master Series BDSM Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99Who’s your Bondage Daddy? This Bondage Bear is perfect as a gift or for yourself and lets you flag your kinky side in the cutest of ways! This bear has light peach fur, wears a faux leather harness with metal O-rings, wields a mini flogger, and has a removable eye mask! Wear it on your bag, attach it to your keychain, or hang it somewhere for fun! It fits in the palm of your hand. Bring it to your desk at work and let Bondage Bear Daddy keep you in check so you get all your work done! Attach it to your keychain or clip it to a bag! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Mugs & Cups
Ski Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$14.99Parties are back and there’s no better way to celebrate than with this shot glass set! Doing shots
off of skis is a ski lodge tradition, and this set makes it something you can enjoy more easily and
in your own home. Want to do a ski shot? Fasten all four glasses to the ski, fill them up with
liquor, liqueurs and mixers, and them drink them in waterfall fashion by lifting the front of the
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Basketballs – Chocolate
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops! Chocolate Flavor.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Air Freshener – Apple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Love Butts” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Apple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Greeting Cards
Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bondage Bucks
$4.99Bedroom Bondage Bucks. Deviously pleasurable coupons for lovers. Need some punishment or proper spanking?
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
Strap-On Party Game. Comes with 12 Assorted Color Rings and two Dick Head Strap-Ons. -
Card Games
Tease & Please – PleaseMe
$25.99PLEASEME is one of the many mischievous games in the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease & Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and infinite fantasy possibilities.
This game allows you to discover sexual options that you may not have considered before. ‘Taking the lead’ or ‘being subjected’: which one do you prefer? The attributes included in this game, such as a blindfold that doubles as a bondage ribbon, a feather for tickling, and last but not least, a set of handcuffs, will indulge your senses in a playful and imaginative way. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian.
You never know what will happen next with this surprising game. How does it feel to be pleasured when you are tied up and unable to move? How much pleasure can you get from being tickled with a feather in the most sensitive spots on your body when you can’t see a thing? Have you ever experienced what it’s like to almost reach orgasm, but not quite? When you’re tied up, your only option is to resign yourself to it and hope that your partner will soon fan the flames again.
Take a chance and be surprised by the various tasks that direct you to alternate between ‘undergoing’ or ‘performing’. Your senses are sure to be heightened to the max, especially when you use the various attributes, such as the mask, bondage rope, or adjustable nipple clamps. Tease & Please wishes the two of you lots of playful pleasure!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Brat Sensory Fingertips
$14.99Show them your claws and switch up the power dynamic with the Brat Sensory Fingertips. You can reveal your softer side with gentle, tickling sensations or tease and torment with pressure play. Either way, these rose-gold fingertips will bring just the right amount of sass to your next scene.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Brown Air Freshener – Cologne
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Brown Middle Finger” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Board Games
Our Sex Game – Spanish Version
$31.99<p>OSG: OUR SEX GAME in SPANISH ! is one of will access all your sexy areas , encouraging stimulating conversations, erotic exploration and experimentation that will leave nothing untouched – literally!<br /><br />On a board that sensually spells out S E X, pleasure intensifies from Sensual to Erotic to X-rated as lovers advance from one stage to the next. With each progressively steamy level, roll to discover what you’ll be doing, where you’ll be doing it, and who reaps the rewards! The board is also loaded with OSG squares where you get to select a card describing increasingly sexy scenarios and intimate actions.<br /><br />Begin by secretly writing down your ultimate sexual fantasy: Play to win a this becomes the winner’s prize!<br /><br />The many random combinations ensure you’ll both enjoy a different experience each time you play. Whatever your journey – it’s sure to be filled with seductive, erotic and x-rated foreplay, building to an explosive climax!<br /><br />Contents:<br />- Game Board<br />- 24 ‘Seductive’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘Erotic’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘X-Rated’ Cards<br />- 4 Game Dice<br />- 2 Play Pieces<br />- Rules of Play</p>
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Literally The Least I Could Do” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One Size Only. </p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Plant Lady Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Plant Lovers…this ones for you
Is she a plant lover? Grab our “Plant Lady” KushWrap, Cannabis Wrapping Paper, to enhance your gift. We turned our best selling KushKard into KushWrap! She will be drawn to this gift because of the cannabis leaves, and we guarantee she’ll want to open her gift carefully. Our wrapping paper comes rolled up in 3 individual sheets for easy wrapping. Grab the KushWrap and the whole Plant Lady set today and make your Plant Lady’s dreams come true.
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SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Card Games
Why Don't We Date Scratch-Off Game
$23.90Plan the perfect date night with 52 unique and fun scratch off date night ideas, a great gift for couples looking to add some adventure and fun to their relationship.
With clues on the cards to get an idea of the type of date: budget, night/day, lenght, etc. Surprise your partner with this romantic gifts for him or her & create unforgettable memories together.
The only one with QR Codes to help you on your date. With tips and extra info to make your dates more fun and exciting.
Step out of your comfort zone with new couples activities to do together. With great activities for any type of budget, and with alternatives for in or out dates.
Perfect for any occasion: Anniversary Gifts for her, birthdays, gifts for him, wife gifts, couples gifts, card games for adults, game night, date night box, romantic gifts for her, relationship gifts, fun games for adults, newly wed gift, 3 year anniversary gifts for him, scratch off date book for couples, couples adventure book & more! -
Card Games
Glow in the Dark Sex! Card Game
$7.99Glow-in-the Dark Sex! Card Game plays the same way as the Sex! Card game. There are three different games you can play that all result in building a fantasy of five Sex! cards. Then the couple acts out the positions in the order; red, yellow, green, blue and then purple. What’s unique and fun about this set is that the sex positions and card background glow in the dark. So you can read the title of the position against the background and see the sex position glowing as well against it’s non-glowing white back ground.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s really raunchy! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Raunchiest Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Any Party Occasion
Wetter Better Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Toothpicks – White
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Dice
Let's Get Slutty Dice
$8.99A shiny metallic set of foreplay dice that work for a couple or for a group of close friends.
Blue and purple dice combine to make one foreplay action: green and gold the second. The silver die
describes how to carry out a combination. For each turn, a player rolls all five dice and it is up to the
roller to properly determine how to interpret the silver die. When playing as a couple, you decide which
foreplay action to act out on your lover and when you roll both genitals sides on two of the dice, you
win, and your reward is sex! For group plays, you divide into teams and act out the actions on other
players in an attempt to get the other team to drop out. The last team with one or more players, wins! -
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Big Dicky Sports Bottle – 16 oz Flesh
$7.99Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends . . . anywhere, anytime!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Fuzzy Sparkling Georgia Peach – Orange O/S
$11.99Peach: Fuzzy Sparkling Georgia Peaches Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 x 3 inches
Coverage: 2.6 inch
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Super Fun Penis Multicolor Party Straws – Pack of 8
$7.99Super Fun Penis straws are a playful way to accessorize your party. Great for bachelorette or birthday parties from our top-selling Super Fun Penis line of party goods. Each package contains eight fun and flirty reusable party straws in blue, green, red, and orange! Complete the look with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, candles, and more.
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