Products
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Body Paints for Bachelorette Party
Sweet & Sour Flavored Play Pens- Pack of 4
$7.99Now you can write out your inner most desires on your lover’s body with these great tasting “Play Pens”! Filled with assorted fruit flavored edible ink, these cute little pens are easy to use, and taste great! Let your lover really know what’s on your mind during play time!
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Black Light Glitter Shroom Pasties – Pink/White O/S
$12.99Come down the rabbit hole with us! While you may not grow shorter or taller, we still promise you one wild ride! Super Blacklight Reactive BB!
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Games for Parties
Pink Pussy Card Game
$9.99The wildly fun strategy card game for 2-6 adults. Compete with other players to be the first to run out of cards. Call out your color and shape each time, or you have to draw a new card. Use the specialty cards such as Fuck Off, 69 or Black Whip to skip other players, reverse the order, or switch hands. The Pink Pussy is wild, and allows you to assign 3 cards to another player and change the color in play. Fast paced fun!
Includes: 108 Cards and 1 Rule Card
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Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti
$4.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5-inch high-quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday plates, napkins, straws, candles, games, and more!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Unicorn
$18.99Add a smoke, coffee and the mystical magic of unicorns to your morning routine. This trendy unicorn mug is sure to add a touch of fun to your adult life!
This novelty mug is made from ceramic. It features a magical look in classic pastel unicorn colors. The unicorn has gold feet, a gold horn and gold stars. Beautiful details make this Roast & Toast mug stand out.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. The mug holds approx 18oz.
Choose a unique mystical novelty gift for a friend – Unicorns are all the rage and are not only for children! The mug comes packaged in a color box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
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Greeting Cards
Love Retro Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.</p>
<p>Front Message: Love</p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$23.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Cherries – Bright Red O/S
$11.99Bright Red Cherries with Green Leaf & Stems Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these cherry breast pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Very Cherry!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 3.75 inches.
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Mugs & Cups
Ski Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$14.99Parties are back and there’s no better way to celebrate than with this shot glass set! Doing shots
off of skis is a ski lodge tradition, and this set makes it something you can enjoy more easily and
in your own home. Want to do a ski shot? Fasten all four glasses to the ski, fill them up with
liquor, liqueurs and mixers, and them drink them in waterfall fashion by lifting the front of the
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Tiara – Rose Gold
$7.99<p>A Sophisticated & Stunning Rose Gold Metallic & Diamante Birthday Girl Boxed Birthday Tiara. The Logo Has Been Created and Cut Out in Padded Sponge Foil. Elegantly Placed on the Birthday Girls Head for the Ultimate Birthday Accessory .</p>
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Sweet Cream O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Glittering Stars & Stripes – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small Glittering Stars & Stripes Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2 x 2 inches.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fuck off Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fuck Off” enamel lapel pin is red and white with the right amount of attitude.Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
Features:
1 Per Package
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Black Light Dinosaur Pasties – Pink & Blue O/S
$12.99Meet the newly discovered Tyrannasuarus Sexamongus – a fierce, sexy creature from the Cretaceous Period, more endearingly referred to a Sexy TRexy. These reptilian raver TRex Nipztix will have Cavemen, Neanderthals, and modern Hominids hunting for you! Don’t worry, the only thing going extinct in Sexy T-Rexy’s presence is boredom.
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
Handmade in Sunny California.
Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive.
Last for 10-12 hours.
Made of locally sourced materials (Santa Monica, yay!)
Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application.
Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under tanks, or even replace a bikini top 😉
Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH.
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Etc.
Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Chocolate Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium F-You – Multi O/S
$11.99Middle Finger Pasties: Glittering F*ck You Lady Hands Nipple Covers by Pastease® Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.
All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 4.7 inches Coverage Diameter: 2 inches.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Charlie Chains
$23.99Charlie Chains is the perfect gift for your favorite kinky friend! Show your loved one that they really have a hold of you with this chained up cutie.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Baseballs – Vanilla
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Toothpicks – White
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Reflective Dinosaur Pasties – Rainbow O/S
$12.99Meet the newly discovered Tyrannasuarus Sexamongus – a fierce, sexy creature from the Cretaceous Period, more endearingly referred to a Sexy TRexy. These reptilian raver TRex Nipztix will have Cavemen, Neanderthals, and modern Hominids hunting for you! Don’t worry, the only thing going extinct in Sexy T-Rexy’s presence is boredom.
P.S. This T-Rex also can do Push Ups 😉
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
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Greeting Cards
High There 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Say “high there” to your cannabis loving friends with our newest greeting cards that do not come with a slot for a pre-roll. Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Board Games
Our Sex Game – Spanish Version
$31.99<p>OSG: OUR SEX GAME in SPANISH ! is one of will access all your sexy areas , encouraging stimulating conversations, erotic exploration and experimentation that will leave nothing untouched – literally!<br /><br />On a board that sensually spells out S E X, pleasure intensifies from Sensual to Erotic to X-rated as lovers advance from one stage to the next. With each progressively steamy level, roll to discover what you’ll be doing, where you’ll be doing it, and who reaps the rewards! The board is also loaded with OSG squares where you get to select a card describing increasingly sexy scenarios and intimate actions.<br /><br />Begin by secretly writing down your ultimate sexual fantasy: Play to win a this becomes the winner’s prize!<br /><br />The many random combinations ensure you’ll both enjoy a different experience each time you play. Whatever your journey – it’s sure to be filled with seductive, erotic and x-rated foreplay, building to an explosive climax!<br /><br />Contents:<br />- Game Board<br />- 24 ‘Seductive’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘Erotic’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘X-Rated’ Cards<br />- 4 Game Dice<br />- 2 Play Pieces<br />- Rules of Play</p>
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Novelties
Glitterati Diamond Ring Bottle Opener
$4.99An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years. Our beautifully crafted Glitterati Diamond bottle opener will add style and sophistication to your bachelorette party!
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Big Dicky Sports Bottle – 16 oz Flesh
$7.99Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends . . . anywhere, anytime!
Empower Your Sensuality
Take Pleasure to
the Next Level
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