Products
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Fondle Board Game
$34.99Players stand on their chosen coloured footprints wearing their matching coloured glasses. Players take it in turns to spin. That player then has to do what the arrow lands on, for instance, hand on red bum, left foot on banana, etc. If a player lands on ‘Fondle’ they have to do a forfeit.
Fondle can be played with either 2, 3 or 4 people. Players are instructed to use the spinner for the correct number of players. The game can be played with clothes, underwear or for the daring naked.
Land on fondle? Take a shot; Strip! Take off an item of clothing; Kiss the person to your left; Cluck like a chicken; Moo like a cow; Hee-haw like a donkey; Oink like a pig; Do a little dance; You might decide to just do shots, or just play strip fondle. It’s up to you.Included: 4 pairs of glasses, 1 play mat, double sided spinner
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Mugs & Cups
Attitude Mug Shhhut the Fuck Up – 22 oz
$16.99Giant Shhhut The Fuck Up Mug. 22 ounces. Island Dogs.
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Novelties
Golden F-U Finger Trophy
$19.99Recognize the Olympic-level fucker in your home, school, office, or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Participation Award, #1 Fucker, Best Ex, Excellence, and Big Deal, or create your own. Never let another fucker in your life go unrecognized!
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Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – White
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Heart Black Light Reactive – Neon Purple O/S
$10.99Love: Neon Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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Card Games
Wood Rocket Classic Porn Playing Cards
$14.99Officially licensed VCX product. This deck is sexy and retro-cool. These cards feature the movie posters from top classic Adult movies like Swedish Sorority Girls, The Long Ranger, Sex World, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, and John Holmes’ Girls On Fire.
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Greeting Cards
The Good Vibe Tribe Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message: </strong>The Good Vibe Tribe</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Bad Bitch Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of x-shaped pasties with “bad bitch” on each. From Xgen Products,
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s really raunchy! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Raunchiest Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Mugs & Cups
Attitude Mug Coffee, Weed & Sex – 22 oz
$16.99Are you in the market for an XXL coffee mug? Well, look no further, ’cause our Giant Coffee Weed Sex Mug is just the thing, with an enormous 22 ounce capacity that’ll keep you caffeinated for days! This one-of-a-kind novelty gift is great for your own kitchen, or any of your coffee-obsessed friends. Just don’t forget to drink responsibly!
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Invites
Glitterati Penis 3ft Mylar Balloon – Rose Gold
$9.99Celebrate your next bachelorette party with the 3ft Glitterati Penis Mylar Balloon. This enormous rose gold penis-shaped balloon will make a big statement at your bachelorette party. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati plates, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains one balloon and straw to fill with air. Alternatively, if you want your balloon to float, you can fill it with helium at your local party store.
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Dice
Naughty Bits Roll With It Icon Based Sex Dice
$7.99Let the good times roll and you’ll always get lucky with the Naughty Bits® Roll With It Icon-Based Sex Dice Game. The dirty game is made to let couples indulge in their kinkier sides with every play. Introduce this dirty game to your bedroom behavior to ignite a new spark with fresh playtime ideas.
To play, simply roll the dice to see which body part to please, what to do and where to do it. There are no losers in this game, each round of this seductive game works to tease, please and always end with each player in a state of pure bliss. Each set includes 3 acrylic dice.
The Naughty Bits® collection is made to stand out in any nightstand with eye-catching designs and orgasmic features. The playful game will leave even the most stylish lover smiling before and after each use.
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Card Games
Sex Crazed Card Game
$10.99In this sexy, fun foreplay game, we reimagined the classic Crazy 8’s card game! The 8’s have become SEX CRAZED and provide a fun and adventurous way to ignite the night. The goal is to be the first player to get rid of all the cards in their hand. The actual winner depends on the cards being played. For 2-5 players.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Howdy Rope Heart – Tan O/S
$11.99Introducing Howdy Pastease: Embrace the Wild West with a Touch of Sparkle!
Yeehaw, cowgirls! Saddle up and get ready to show off your true rodeo spirit in Howdy Pastease. This isn’t just any ordinary accessory; it’s a bold statement that combines the rustic charm of the wild west with a touch of glitzy glamour.
Features the word “Howdy” handcrafted in bold black rope lettering, capturing the essence of genuine western hospitality. The heart is detailed in the same rugged rope design, giving it an authentic feel that you’ll only find out on the range.
And what better way to set off this masterpiece than against the backdrop of our glittering velvet in a timeless camel color? The velvet brings an air of elegance, reminding us of those vintage saloons and ballrooms where cowboys and cowgirls twirled under the starry skies. The sparkling effect catches the light just right, ensuring you’re the center of attention no matter where you go – from line dancing at your favorite honky-tonk to making a bold statement at any event or riding your favorite cowboy.
Whether you’re two-stepping on the dance floor or riding the open trails, the New Howdy Pastease is the ultimate fusion of country heritage and contemporary style. So, giddy up and grab yours today to let your western spirit shine as bright as the Texas sun. It’s time to say “Howdy” to a new era of country chic!
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Etc.
Super Fun Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$8.99Add an extra touch of fun and humor to your next gathering with our Super Fun Penis Appetizer Picks! Each pack includes six 7-inch bamboo picks adorned with reusable penis tops. These whimsical picks are the perfect way to incorporate a playful theme into your appetizer tray. Whether hosting a bachelorette party, a girls’ night in or simply looking to spice up your event, our Super Fun Penis Picks will surely be a hit. Get ready for laughter and conversation starters as you serve up delicious hors d’oeuvres with these unique and entertaining picks. Don’t miss this opportunity to elevate your hosting game and create lasting memories.
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Greeting Cards
High Vibin' 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<p>High vibes only. Pair this “High Vibin’” greeting card to gift with your favorite strain and sex toy for a special occasion. . We know she’ll love it, so write something sweet (or spicy) on the inside so she’ll keep this forever.</p>
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Decals
Rainbow Penis Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Pride Bride Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Corkscrew
$9.99<p>Open up another with the Dickheads Corkscrew. Let the good times roll, but drink responsibly.</p>
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy x Drive Away Dolls Vibrating – Forever Fuchsia
$49.99Love them forever with our DIY molding kits ! We created the custom silicone color ‘Forever Fuchsia’ in celebration of Ethan Cohen’s new film, Drive-Away Dolls!
Our penis-molding kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis, safely and easily in the comfort of your own home. Clone-A-Willy is a homemade dildo kit that captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet. It’s not only fun and easy to do, but is a great tool for self-love as well as coupled exploration & connection! -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Orange O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Dolls - Novelty
Doll Face Female Sex Doll
$32.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 3 Pleasure Holes. Height 5′ 2″ / 160cm Body Safe PVC. Includes Repair Kit
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Couples Tall Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Happy Fucking Birthday Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each package features eight high-quality 7.5-inch plates with elegant gold foil stamps. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper and party products.
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Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$6.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
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Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Pot Pac
$13.99A new pack has joint the family! Offensive Crayons: Pot Pack, premium paper-rolled blunt crayons. Not only for the 20th of April, you can enjoy these every day with your best bud. Go for it. Don’t strain yourself. This shouldn’t be a joint decision.
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Games for Parties
Boozy Bingo Scratch-Off Game
$9.99Boozy Bingo is a drinking truth-or-dare party game! In this game, you will be challenged to drink, perform dares, or tell truths to win. You must complete the square to win it. Use a marker or pen to X the finished squares. You must first tell the truth and then take a drink to complete the square. The first person to get five in a row wins! Included: 8 Bingo scratch-off cards.
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Novelties
Any Couple Sex! Dice
$5.99The Sex Dice game that works for any couple. The purple die instructs you what to do, and the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Hot Mess Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Hot Mess” Pizza-shaped cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Speed Limit 69 – White/Black O/S
$8.99Speed Limit 69 Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.3 x 3 inches
Coverage: 2.3 inches
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Dice
Oral Sex Glow in the Dark Dice Game
$8.99Have fun frolicking in the dark! Roll the Pink Dice for oral foreplay and select your own body part or action when you roll a wild. Roll both wilds and you win, and get to roll the green oral sex die. Then you decide which one of you assumes each position on the die roll.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
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Novelties
Pride Medium Gift Bag
$4.99Celebrate love with this festive #Pride gift bag. Made with high-quality materials, this unique luxury gift bag is made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles.
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