Products
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Plus X – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Unicorn
$18.99Add a smoke, coffee and the mystical magic of unicorns to your morning routine. This trendy unicorn mug is sure to add a touch of fun to your adult life!
This novelty mug is made from ceramic. It features a magical look in classic pastel unicorn colors. The unicorn has gold feet, a gold horn and gold stars. Beautiful details make this Roast & Toast mug stand out.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. The mug holds approx 18oz.
Choose a unique mystical novelty gift for a friend – Unicorns are all the rage and are not only for children! The mug comes packaged in a color box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
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Greeting Cards
It's 420 Somewhere 420 Greeting Card
$5.99What time is it? IDK but it’s gotta be 4:20 somewhere! Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here without a slot for a pre-roll! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Decals
Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Change your Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3.
Made with durable vinyl, it’s perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly – Blue O/S
$11.99Glitter Butterflies Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 inches x 2 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inches.
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fabulous” enamel lapel pin is a rainbow of fun! This gold pin with a LGBTQ rainbow design is the perfect accessory for your jacket, hat, or bag. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift! Let everyone know just how fabulous you really are!
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Any Party Occasion
Cum Queen Greeting Card
$5.99Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Game w/Balls
$17.99Beer Pong takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel with the Pecker Beer Pong Play Set! Comes complete with Cups and Pong Balls. This complete little fun pack will help you and your friends get down to some serious wild party fun… that’s second to none!
Features:
20 – 16oz. Plastic Cups.
4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Greeting Cards
Saying High 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<div class=”product__description rte”>
<p>Drop a giggle in their day with our ‘Just Wanted To Say High’ Tiny Card! With its soothing lavender backdrop and whimsical white lettering, this mini missive is perfect for saying hello in a mellow yet memorable way. Whether slipped inside a book, perched on a pillow, or nestled between the buds of a bouquet, this card is your go-to for sharing a pinch of joy and a dash of chill vibes. </p>
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<p class=”product__text”>Front Message: Just Wanted to Say High</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.</p> -
Decals
Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bong Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Bong” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Sensory Fingertips – Black
$14.99Indulge in the world of sensory exploration with Metal Sensory Finger Tips and explore a whole new side of tantalizing sensations. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, these sleek and versatile finger tips are sure to elevate your sensory play to new heights. Place the five tips on one hand or split them between both hands to embark on a thrilling journey of teasing or torment with pressure play.
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Games for Parties
Romantic Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Reconnect with your partner with Romantic Tabs! Discover endless fun and playful activities for you and your partner to experience. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back the tab, revealing a unique and playful activity designed to ignite sparks and create unforgettable moments. With fifty enchanting ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of love, laughter, and connection.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Couples Tall Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Games for Parties
Party Crazed Card Game
$10.99Get the party started with Party Crazed! This fun, sexy, drinking card game is the perfect way to liven up any gathering. With its reimagining of Crazy 8’s, you and your friends can play against each other to be the first to get rid of all the cards in your hand. So what are you waiting for? Grab a deck and start the party with Party Crazed!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
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Board Games
Pecker Sword Fight Game
$21.99Strap-On Party Pecker Game will really draw attention to your fun wild night adventure where ever you have it! Comes with two inflatable peckers and strap-ons.
Pull em out, blow em up and let the fun begin!
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Candy & Food Products
Candy Ass Booty Pops – Mai Tai
$3.99Ass Kissing and Body Licking takes on a whole new meaning when you wrap your lips around this sweet Lusty Lickers Lollipops.
One little lick will do the trick!
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Key Chains
Master Series Bound Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it’s the perfect companion for your office desk, backpack, bag, purse or keychain! Give it as a gift to your friends or keep it for yourself. It’s the cutest way to flag your kinky side! Fits in the palm of your hand. This kinky bondage bear is sure to put a smile on your face! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Oral Sex Coloring Book
$14.99The Oral Sex Coloring Book is all about oral, and we don’t mean giving speeches or going to the dentist! This sexy, adults-only coloring book features 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of all your favorite oral sex acts. It’ll whittle your crayons down to the nub and leave your mouth watering for more
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
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Dolls - Novelty
Doll Face Female Sex Doll
$32.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 3 Pleasure Holes. Height 5′ 2″ / 160cm Body Safe PVC. Includes Repair Kit
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Games for Parties
Boobie Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Boobie Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
Features:
4 Boobie Pong Balls
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan
$14.99This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.
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Decals
Dads Are Dope Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dads are Dope Sticker- Pack of 3.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Pink/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
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Greeting Cards
Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. </p>
<p>Front Message: Weed is my Love Language </p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Dice
Behind Closed Doors 4 Kinky Sex Dice
$11.99Behind Closed Doors, 4 Kinky Sex Dice is an exciting way to spice up your sex life! Roll the dice for fun sexual foreplay and kinky sex activities. Little Genie creates games to increase pleasure and fun among lovers.
Game Play:
Decide who rolls first. Then roll only 3 of the dice for the foreplay portion of the game. Action (light teal), time (peach), and the part of the body (pink). Complete the roll by acting on the body in the allotted time. Take turns until you both decide to roll the position die (lavender). Spice it up by rolling the die several times, and enjoy. Everyone is a winner in this game!
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Hard Candy
Eat a Jar of Dicks – 2 lb Jar
$23.99Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2lbs of fruit-flavored Dick Candy in an easy-grip jar. This candy is the perfect gift for any as*hole in your life. Keep a jar handy in the pantry, add to trail mix, or fill a candy dish.
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Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bondage Bucks
$4.99Bedroom Bondage Bucks. Deviously pleasurable coupons for lovers. Need some punishment or proper spanking?
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