Products
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Toys
Jumping Pecker
$11.99Jumping Pecker Toy.
Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Boobs Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It’s a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Boobs Boobs Boobs Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Dolls - Novelty
Boy Toy Sex Doll
$32.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 2 Pleasure Holes. Body Safe PVC Includes Repair Kit
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Couples Toothpicks – Multi Colors
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Blush Aria Epic AF – Fuchsia
$57.99Beautiful and powerful, meet the Aria Epic AF. It has 10 deep, powerful rumbly vibrating functions, including 5 steady speeds and 5 unique patterns using the powerful RumbleTech motor. Epic AF is rated IPX7 submersible waterproof, making it perfect for bath and shower fun and easy to clean and is Magna Charge USB Magnetic Rechargeable, cable included. It has a curved design that fits beautifully against the body and is perfect for pinpointed stimulation as well as wide-spread vibration and pleasure. Ultrasilk® smooth and made using body-safe Puria platinum-cured silicone, it’s free of phthalates, paraffins, latex, and fragrances. Embrace the power of Aria.
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Playboy Pleasure Palm Vibrator – Solo
$97.98Explore powerful pleasure that fits in the palm of your hand with Palm. Made of velvet-smooth silicone this Vibrator offers two ways to play in one innovative toy. Shaped to fit comfortably in your hand and against your body, the tapered end delivers focused tapping sensations while the wider end provides powerful vibrations. Two independent motors each deliver 10 speeds and rhythms for a mind-blowing combination of pleasure.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Groovy Flower – Pink O/S
$11.99Groovy Flower Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these flower nipple pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.4 x 3.2 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inches
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Lace Petal Flower Pasties – White O/S
$11.99These petal-shaped lace Niptix are simply sexy. They are designed for my homegirls that are classy, secretly sassy, and not-so-basic bitches. Our BAEsics collection takes a more minimalist approach to beauty. The lace feels so light that you won’t even remember that you’re wearing them! Keep these lovely, delicate Nipztix in your fashion essentials kit, as they provide light coverage for any occasion. Whether you’re on a demure date or wearing the YES! dress, Neva Nude has you covered. Bonus: these Nipztix will make Bae say YAY!! Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare! All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image. Handmade in Sunny California. Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive. Last for 10-12 hours. Made of locally sourced (Santa Monica, yay!) swimsuit material. Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application. Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under tanks, or even replace a bikini top 😉 Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH! Waterproof! GET EXCITED. Size: 2.5 x 2.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Diva Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of “Diva” pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Eat my box and handle it with care.
If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site…
Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Games for Parties
Naughty Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Spice up your love life with Naughty Tabs, the ultimate game-changer for couples seeking thrilling new sexual experiences. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back to uncover a seductive suggestion that will ignite passion and play. With fifty tantalizing ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of pleasure and intimacy like never before. Each box contains 50 sexy activities.
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Candy & Food Products
Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks – 100 pc Bag
$5.99Introducing “Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks” – the ultimate candy with an attitude that’s perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it’s for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or that coworker who just can’t take a hint, this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag, you’ll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead, embrace your playful side and give the gift that will have everyone talking (and laughing)!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fuck off Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fuck Off” enamel lapel pin is red and white with the right amount of attitude.Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks King Cobra Silicone Key Chain – Black/Red
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Card Games
Foul Mouth Card Game
$18.99This unique game combines the excitement of WAR and the challenge of Memory, creating an unforgettable experience for you and your friends.
Each player is armed with their own SWEAR WORD card and a stack of FOUL MOUTH cards. As you take turns flipping cards from your stack onto the table, the tension builds. The moment a match is revealed, the two matching players have an all-out battle to see who can say the other player’s SWEAR WORD first.
The loser of each face-off has to pick up the FOUL MOUTH stack in front of the face-off winner and their stack of cards. The game continues at a lightning-fast pace until one lucky player plays their last FOUL MOUTH card, securing their victory.
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Things You Wear
Googly Eye Pasties – Glow in the Dark
$4.99Give your lover a laugh and a surprise with your googly eyes! Why not have a little fun in the
bedroom with these humorously sexy high-quality pasties? Get sexy, get silly, and get googly!
The vinyl pasties peel off the header back and are designed so that the eyes are above the nipples.
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Gold Cup – 16 oz
$10.99Put your money where your mouth is while you bring your BLING to the party. This brilliant, shiny gold dollar sign-shaped cup will make you the life of any type of party you go to. Fun and flashy, and a great accessory for a night out on the town. Holds 24 ounces. Hand wash only.
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Card Games
Sex Crazed Card Game
$10.99In this sexy, fun foreplay game, we reimagined the classic Crazy 8’s card game! The 8’s have become SEX CRAZED and provide a fun and adventurous way to ignite the night. The goal is to be the first player to get rid of all the cards in their hand. The actual winner depends on the cards being played. For 2-5 players.
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Games for Parties
40 Reasons to Have Sex
$8.99Sex is Fun! Just Do It!
40 sexy cards that give you funny reasons and ideas on how to have great sex! When you feel frisky,
select a card, display it for your lover, and follow the position until you’re ready for a second card or
orgasms.Includes: a sexy stand and 40 position cards
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Glitter Hearts Gift Bag
$6.99The perfect gift bag for your Valentine or holiday sweetheart. This 10-inch gift bag has a glitter design and is a popular choice for any gift-giving occasion. Gift bags by Little Genie Productions are made of high-quality card stock and durable, elegant handles to hold that special gift.
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Novelties
Love Wins Greeting Card
$6.99Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle.
Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.
Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!
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Greeting Cards
Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. </p>
<p>Front Message: Weed is my Love Language </p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Board Games
Super Fun Penis Ring Toss Game
$11.99Super Fun Penis Ring Toss is a fun and vibrantly colored bachelorette party game for your playfully naughty bachelorette house party! Each game contains one 6-inch penis goal and six rainbow-colored rings. This compact game can easily be played at a bar or restaurant, serving as a fun ice-breaker and competition with new friends. Be sure to have fun prizes available to up the ante for a wild and memorable night out!
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Greeting Cards
Love Retro Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.</p>
<p>Front Message: Love</p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Ride 'Em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties – O/S
$9.99Introducing the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your intimate style. These form-fitting pasties are designed with denim material to add a touch of edgy sophistication to your look.
With their easy peel and stick application, these pasties are a breeze to wear. Simply remove the backing and place them over your desired area for a secure and confident fit. The adhesive is strong enough to stay in place, yet gentle enough to be easily removed without any discomfort. What makes these pasties even more appealing is their reusability. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
Unleash your inner wild side with the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties. Whether you’re looking to spice up your intimate moments or add a unique touch to your festival outfits, these pasties are the perfect choice to make a bold statement.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Two Heart Chained Pasties – Black O/S
$26.99Unbreak My Heart Black Stitched Heart With Gold Chains Reusable Nipple Cover Pasties.
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza! -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Hot Mess Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Hot Mess” Pizza-shaped cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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