Products
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Novelties
Glitterati Penis Bottle Opener
$6.99An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years to come. Our beautifully crafted Same Penis Forever bottle opener will be the added touch of style and sophistication.
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Candy & Food Products
Candy Ass Booty Pops – Mai Tai
$3.99Ass Kissing and Body Licking takes on a whole new meaning when you wrap your lips around this sweet Lusty Lickers Lollipops.
One little lick will do the trick!
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Card Games
Sex Crazed Card Game
$10.99In this sexy, fun foreplay game, we reimagined the classic Crazy 8’s card game! The 8’s have become SEX CRAZED and provide a fun and adventurous way to ignite the night. The goal is to be the first player to get rid of all the cards in their hand. The actual winner depends on the cards being played. For 2-5 players.
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Decals
Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Plus X – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Games for Parties
Smash Party Drinking Game
$22.99Have fun with this tipping tower game while you get smashed or get to smash! The blocks have sexy dares; take a shot or a drink if you do not want to do the dare on the block you remove.
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Miscellaneous
Sportsheets Spiked Sensory Mitts – Black
$33.99Breathtaking new sensations await you as you explore all new forms of sensory play with the Spiked Sensory Mitt! Take your play to enticing new heights with both the soft and soothing sensation of faux fur brushing over your skin and the exhilaratingly prickly sensation of the hidden spikes tucked within the fur! Tickle your partner in the one size fits all mitt with the luxurious faux fur, then rotate the mitt for exciting sharper sensations with gentle spikes scattered throughout the fur and embrace the contrasting sensations made to make you squirm in delight.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Watermelon O/S
$12.99SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS
Keep it clean. Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.
Keep it fresh. Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.
Lick it & stick it. Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.
Savor The Flavor. Share your edible body pasties with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.
TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste and intended for your mouth hole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said.
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Key Chains
Master Series BDSM Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99Who’s your Bondage Daddy? This Bondage Bear is perfect as a gift or for yourself and lets you flag your kinky side in the cutest of ways! This bear has light peach fur, wears a faux leather harness with metal O-rings, wields a mini flogger, and has a removable eye mask! Wear it on your bag, attach it to your keychain, or hang it somewhere for fun! It fits in the palm of your hand. Bring it to your desk at work and let Bondage Bear Daddy keep you in check so you get all your work done! Attach it to your keychain or clip it to a bag! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Bomb Pop – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Bomb Pop: Glittering Red, White & Blue USA Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat! Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 1.9 x 4 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.9 inches. -
Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Kit – Medium Skin Tone
$49.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
Each Clone-A-Willy kit comes with:
Body-safe, diy homemade dildo clone kit, medium skin tone-colored silicone Algae-based molding powder, Molding tube (2.5 inches wide, 11 inches tall), Single-speed vibrator, Easy-to-follow instructions.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone.
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Decals
Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Any Party Occasion
Do You Girl Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Board Games
Our Sex Game – Spanish Version
$31.99<p>OSG: OUR SEX GAME in SPANISH ! is one of will access all your sexy areas , encouraging stimulating conversations, erotic exploration and experimentation that will leave nothing untouched – literally!<br /><br />On a board that sensually spells out S E X, pleasure intensifies from Sensual to Erotic to X-rated as lovers advance from one stage to the next. With each progressively steamy level, roll to discover what you’ll be doing, where you’ll be doing it, and who reaps the rewards! The board is also loaded with OSG squares where you get to select a card describing increasingly sexy scenarios and intimate actions.<br /><br />Begin by secretly writing down your ultimate sexual fantasy: Play to win a this becomes the winner’s prize!<br /><br />The many random combinations ensure you’ll both enjoy a different experience each time you play. Whatever your journey – it’s sure to be filled with seductive, erotic and x-rated foreplay, building to an explosive climax!<br /><br />Contents:<br />- Game Board<br />- 24 ‘Seductive’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘Erotic’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘X-Rated’ Cards<br />- 4 Game Dice<br />- 2 Play Pieces<br />- Rules of Play</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Kama Sutra Adult Activity Book
$16.99Explore all the realms of the Kama Sutra in this sexy and funny activity book! It’s great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color, crossword puzzles, word seeks, connect the dots and more! It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
Features:
1 Per Package
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Novelties
Pride Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fabulous” enamel lapel pin is a rainbow of fun! This gold pin with a LGBTQ rainbow design is the perfect accessory for your jacket, hat, or bag. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift! Let everyone know just how fabulous you really are!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Stop Sign Glitter Pasties – Red O/S
$12.99Neva Nude Stop Sign Glitter Pasties – Red
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Mugs & Cups
Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug – 10 oz Blue
$22.99Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug. 10 ounce. From Island Dogs.
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Greeting Cards
Bong Water 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Clean your Bong Water 4/20 greeting card.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Temptress Leather Pasties w/Studs – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Weed Leaf Sequin G-String & Pasties – Green O/S
$22.99If Scuttles is the flyest homie you know, then grab your snarfblat and these Mermaid Green to Black Magic Flip Sequin Naughty Knix with matching Ariel Weed Leaf Pasties and get ready for a DOPE AF time!
Sequin Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
Size: Size 2-6.
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Greeting Cards
Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$24.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
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Board Games
Tits For Tat Board Game
$18.99Carry out foreplay actions as you move around the board and collect rewards specific to your gender. When you hit the “sexual trade” barrier, negotiate with your lover what you are willing to do in return for whan you want done to you. Over 15,000,000 possible combinations. Includes: gameboard, 25 Sexual reward cards for him, 25 sexual rewards for her, 2 game markers, a standard die, an action die, and game rules.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Stoned To The Bone” skull cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
In A Bag Lace Nipple Pasties – Black
$12.99Keep only what needs to be covered with these sexy black vegan leather and lace pasties. Black Vegan Leather and Lace Pasties.
Silicone Glue Allows for Multiple Uses.
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Greeting Cards
It's 420 Somewhere 420 Greeting Card
$5.99What time is it? IDK but it’s gotta be 4:20 somewhere! Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here without a slot for a pre-roll! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Card Games
Spice It Up 150 Cards Game
$26.90Take your relationship to the next level with this spicy game. It doesn’t matter if you have known each other for weeks or years you can always get more intimate, trust us.
Our game is designed to connect on every level of intimacy as the night progresses, have fun gradually heating things up… From laid back conversation topics, passing through flirtatious games and ending with some special dares you’ll achieve intimacy in a deeper physical, mental and emotional level.
This game is perfect for a fun, romantic or even sultry date night, it will keep the spark going and kick it up a notch .
3 games in 1 unforgettable experience : You will find three different decks of cards with 50 cards per deck (150 cards of PURE HEAT!! ) that go from MILD to SPICY (choose you level of hotness).
The perfect size to take everywhere with you.
The perfect game for a private date night at home, on vacation, in a hotel room, no matter the place you can always heat things up a little bit
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Etc.
Blush Aria Epic AF – Fuchsia
$57.99Beautiful and powerful, meet the Aria Epic AF. It has 10 deep, powerful rumbly vibrating functions, including 5 steady speeds and 5 unique patterns using the powerful RumbleTech motor. Epic AF is rated IPX7 submersible waterproof, making it perfect for bath and shower fun and easy to clean and is Magna Charge USB Magnetic Rechargeable, cable included. It has a curved design that fits beautifully against the body and is perfect for pinpointed stimulation as well as wide-spread vibration and pleasure. Ultrasilk® smooth and made using body-safe Puria platinum-cured silicone, it’s free of phthalates, paraffins, latex, and fragrances. Embrace the power of Aria.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Groovy Flower – Pink O/S
$11.99Groovy Flower Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these flower nipple pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.4 x 3.2 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inches
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