Products
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Greeting Cards
Roll Me a Blunt 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Ladies – this ones for you. Grab this card today to tell your man (or woman) what you want. With no slot for a pre-roll, and simple, but punny designs, our newest KushKards are here! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you. With pot leaves for the background and a monochromatic purple theme, this card is for the highest class of people. Blank on the inside so you can write your own message.
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Miscellaneous
Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties Black M/L
$48.99Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties.
7 piece set.
Wetlook fabric.
Stud detail.
Open cup bra with hook and eye closure.
Long sleeve fishnet top.
Panty.
Choker.
Fingerless gloves.
Bandana headband.
1 pair of cross shape “Ride Me” pasties.
Materials: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
Sizing Info:
M/L
Size: 8-12
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag- Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p> -
Card Games
Bedroom Bingo Scratch-Off Game
$18.99Bedroom Bingo is a two-part foreplay and sex activity game for couples. In this game, each player is given one Foreplay Challenge Card and one Sex & Position Challenge Card. The first player starts the game by scratching one square on the Foreplay Challenges Card and performing that activity with their partner. Once the activity has been completed, the player can mark it as complete with a pen. Alternate turns to meet five challenges in a row to move to the second part of the game, the Sex & Position Challenge Activity. The first person to get five in a row on both bingo cards wins! Bedroom Bingo was created to encourage couples to explore new pleasures together. Consent always matters; if you are willing to complete the challenge, but your partner is not, you can still mark the square as complete.
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Decals
Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Greeting Cards
Have A Nice Jay Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Have a Nice Jay Greeting Card with Matchbook.</p>
<p>Front Message: Have a Nice Jay </p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Retro Purple Gift Bag
$8.99Purple and White Retro Large Gift Bag.
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Reflective Dinosaur Pasties – Rainbow O/S
$12.99Meet the newly discovered Tyrannasuarus Sexamongus – a fierce, sexy creature from the Cretaceous Period, more endearingly referred to a Sexy TRexy. These reptilian raver TRex Nipztix will have Cavemen, Neanderthals, and modern Hominids hunting for you! Don’t worry, the only thing going extinct in Sexy T-Rexy’s presence is boredom.
P.S. This T-Rex also can do Push Ups 😉
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Red
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Banners
Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons
$7.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features five high-quality 11-inch Balloons that read Happy Fucking Birthday and are filled with fuck you finger confetti. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Glow In The Dark Refill – Hot Pink
$39.95Get some more silicone to make another glow-in-the-dark homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x glow-in-the-dark hot pink-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gimpy Glen
$24.99Gimpy Glen will never leave your side! He’s chained and at your mercy in his gimp mask and studded undies. Cuddly and soft, you’ll want to keep Gimpy Glen close.
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Decals
Dips And Nips Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dips and Nips Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/Gold
$11.99This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Plus – Cross Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Plus, Cross Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Rainbow Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pride Pot Leaf Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. Grab this today for your Proud stoner friend.
3 SHEETS
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Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – Red
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Slay All Day Fan – Multi-Color
$22.99Cool yourself in style with this “Slay All Day” large-sized folding hand fan. The rainbow leopard print is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Live Laugh Cum Keychain – Multi Color
$14.99This “Live Laugh Cum” enamel keychain by Woodrocket is a metallic rainbow of color. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Squirt Alert Naught Wrapping Paper for your favorite squirter! Bring on the wet wet and super soak me!
Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
PAPER: #70 OPAQUE
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