Products
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Lace Petal Flower Pasties – White O/S
$11.99These petal-shaped lace Niptix are simply sexy. They are designed for my homegirls that are classy, secretly sassy, and not-so-basic bitches. Our BAEsics collection takes a more minimalist approach to beauty. The lace feels so light that you won’t even remember that you’re wearing them! Keep these lovely, delicate Nipztix in your fashion essentials kit, as they provide light coverage for any occasion. Whether you’re on a demure date or wearing the YES! dress, Neva Nude has you covered. Bonus: these Nipztix will make Bae say YAY!! Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare! All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image. Handmade in Sunny California. Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive. Last for 10-12 hours. Made of locally sourced (Santa Monica, yay!) swimsuit material. Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application. Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under tanks, or even replace a bikini top 😉 Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH! Waterproof! GET EXCITED. Size: 2.5 x 2.5″
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Watermelon O/S
$12.99SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS
Keep it clean. Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.
Keep it fresh. Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.
Lick it & stick it. Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.
Savor The Flavor. Share your edible body pasties with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.
TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste and intended for your mouth hole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Confetti
$4.99Adult penis-shaped confetti in all 11 of the pride flag colors. Great for last night out parties,
pride parties and other adult events. Includes 15 grams of naughty confetti. -
Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – Red
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Popsicle Ice Pop – Cherry Red O/S
$8.99Popsicle: Cherry Red Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease® A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Glow In The Dark Refill – Green
$39.95Get some more silicone to make another glow-in-the-dark homemade dildo! This two-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Card Games
Extreme Personal Questions For Lovers Card Game
$14.99The incredibly popular party game now for couples to play on date nights. What you learn about your lover will intrigue you. Interesting answers earn cards, and the first player to collect 20, wins the game.
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Greeting Cards
Love Retro Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.</p>
<p>Front Message: Love</p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Confetti – Multi Colors
$4.99<p>What better way to celebrate than to sprinkle the little Dickheads all over your party. This fun shaped confetti will be the talk of the night. The details are in the dicks!</p>
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Hard Candy
Eat a Jar of Dicks – 2 lb Jar
$23.99Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2lbs of fruit-flavored Dick Candy in an easy-grip jar. This candy is the perfect gift for any as*hole in your life. Keep a jar handy in the pantry, add to trail mix, or fill a candy dish.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Plant Lady Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Plant Lovers…this ones for you
Is she a plant lover? Grab our “Plant Lady” KushWrap, Cannabis Wrapping Paper, to enhance your gift. We turned our best selling KushKard into KushWrap! She will be drawn to this gift because of the cannabis leaves, and we guarantee she’ll want to open her gift carefully. Our wrapping paper comes rolled up in 3 individual sheets for easy wrapping. Grab the KushWrap and the whole Plant Lady set today and make your Plant Lady’s dreams come true.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Rainbow Sherbet Velvet G-String & Pasties – (Color Varies) Multi O/S
$22.99Mix and meld the best flavors and colors with these AWESOME velvet crush pastel Naughty Knix
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friensd and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
Size:
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Decals
Rainbow Penis Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Pride Bride Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Greeting Cards
Saying High 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<div class=”product__description rte”>
<p>Drop a giggle in their day with our ‘Just Wanted To Say High’ Tiny Card! With its soothing lavender backdrop and whimsical white lettering, this mini missive is perfect for saying hello in a mellow yet memorable way. Whether slipped inside a book, perched on a pillow, or nestled between the buds of a bouquet, this card is your go-to for sharing a pinch of joy and a dash of chill vibes. </p>
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<p class=”product__text”>Front Message: Just Wanted to Say High</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.</p> -
Dice
Naughty Bits Roll With It Icon Based Sex Dice
$7.99Let the good times roll and you’ll always get lucky with the Naughty Bits® Roll With It Icon-Based Sex Dice Game. The dirty game is made to let couples indulge in their kinkier sides with every play. Introduce this dirty game to your bedroom behavior to ignite a new spark with fresh playtime ideas.
To play, simply roll the dice to see which body part to please, what to do and where to do it. There are no losers in this game, each round of this seductive game works to tease, please and always end with each player in a state of pure bliss. Each set includes 3 acrylic dice.
The Naughty Bits® collection is made to stand out in any nightstand with eye-catching designs and orgasmic features. The playful game will leave even the most stylish lover smiling before and after each use.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Kama Sutra Adult Activity Book
$16.99Explore all the realms of the Kama Sutra in this sexy and funny activity book! It’s great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color, crossword puzzles, word seeks, connect the dots and more! It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Bomb Pop – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Bomb Pop: Glittering Red, White & Blue USA Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat! Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 1.9 x 4 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.9 inches. -
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Silicone Studs Mini Vibrating Studs – Orange
$29.99<p>Enjoy powerful pleasure in a small package with the Mini Vibrating Studs®, a compact yet formidable 4.25″/10.75 cm liquid Silicone vibe. This stud is the perfect blend of life-like design and potent sensation.</p>
<p>This sleek companion comes equipped with 10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, each providing an intense sensation. Whether you crave a gentle rumble or a powerful quake, the varied settings cater to every preference, ensuring a deeply personal and satisfying experience.</p>
<p>Crafted from Liquid Silicone, the mini vibe is made for comfort and durability with a soft and smooth texture. The body-safe and 100% waterproof design with an IPX7 rating allows for adventurous play in any setting, inviting you to explore new dimensions of pleasure in the bath, shower, or wherever the mood strikes. The state-of-the-art memory chip thoughtfully resumes on the last function used, offering an effortless return to your favorite setting.</p>
<p>With user convenience in mind, the device incorporates a security travel lock feature, activated with a three-second hold, ensuring your intimate endeavors remain discreet. USB rechargeable and accompanied by a charging cord, it boasts a rapid full charge in just 1.5 hours, delivering 50 minutes of high-speed bliss or an extended 80 minutes of enjoyment at a more leisurely pace. The Mini Vibrating Studs® offers deep satisfaction in a life-like, compact design you have to try for yourself.</p> -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Plus – Cross Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Plus, Cross Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkly Juicy Berry – Red O/S
$11.99Strawberry: Sparkly Red & Juicy Berry Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glitter velvet material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.6 x 3.2 inches
Coverage: 2.5 inches
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Hot Mess Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Hot Mess” Pizza-shaped cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Novelties
Love Wins Pride Large Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Grey Sweatpants Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99It’s the grey sweatpants for me…
Gift him something he will love to wear and you will love to see him in, because what’s better than a 2 for 1 present? Inspired by our newest NaughtyKard, we designed this “Grey Sweatpants” NaughtyWrap, so you can tell him how much you love those grey sweats when he wears them
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Miscellaneous
Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties Black S/M
$48.99Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties.
7 piece set.
Wetlook fabric.
Stud detail.
Open cup bra with hook and eye closure.
Long sleeve fishnet top.
Panty.
Choker.
Fingerless gloves.
Bandana headband.
1 pair of cross shape “Ride Me” pasties.
Materials: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
Sizing Info:
S/M
Size: 2-6
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Pot Pac
$13.99A new pack has joint the family! Offensive Crayons: Pot Pack, premium paper-rolled blunt crayons. Not only for the 20th of April, you can enjoy these every day with your best bud. Go for it. Don’t strain yourself. This shouldn’t be a joint decision.
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Toys
Jumping Pecker
$11.99Jumping Pecker Toy.
Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump!
Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Pecker gags!
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