Products
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Dirty Penis Gift Bag
$7.99This is our newest addition to our top-selling dirty penis line, and gifting has never looked so fun! Our Dirty Penis gift bag is made of high-quality materials and sturdy woven handles. Featuring a fluffy and elegant marabou fringe, this bag will make a fun addition to your party. Make your bachelorette party complete with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, and more.
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Novelties
Love Wins Greeting Card
$6.99Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle.
Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.
Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Glow in the Dark Hearts & Stars – Green 2 Pairs
$13.99One heart shaped and one star shaped pair of glow in the dark pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket She/Her Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Green Leaf Air Freshener – Forest
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Green Weed Leaf” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Forest Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Cherries – Bright Red O/S
$11.99Bright Red Cherries with Green Leaf & Stems Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these cherry breast pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Very Cherry!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 3.75 inches.
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Board Games
Pin the Pecker Party Game
$9.99Pin The Pecker Game
Includes:
– 2 Double Naughty Target Posters (24 x 36 inches)
– 1 Blindfold
– 24 different Sexy Pre-cut Dicks Units
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Any Party Occasion
Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Cum Face Game
$48.99<div>This hilarious duel pump action penis game is like nothing else you’ve seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events.</div>
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<div>How to play…</div>
<div>Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. We advise water but any safe to consume liquid can also be used.</div>
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<div>The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fasted w@*ker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders.</div>
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Decals
Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Decals
Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Gay AF Gay Men Couples Sex Dice Game – Blue
$8.99Roll’ play with this Gay AF Gay Men Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For gay men only. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For Gay Men Only.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Disco Plus X – Pink O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Emotion Lotion is a sweet, candy like massage oil that enhances erotic and sensual massage by making it tasty. Water based/ Easily washes away. Latex, Plastic & Rubber Compatible, 100% Food Grade Ingredients.
This warming lotion gets warm when you rub it and hot when you blow on it. Give some to someone you love!
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. -
Novelties
Sex!!! Board Game
$9.99The Game for Any Couple, Thruple, or Quad. Do you and your lover(s) enjoy hot ravenous Sex? If so, you’ll love this fast-paced game of foreplay and sexplay! Enjoy foreplay as you move around the board and the winner gets to spin for a winning sex position. If playing with more than 2 people, add a sex position per additional person.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fabulous” enamel lapel pin is a rainbow of fun! This gold pin with a LGBTQ rainbow design is the perfect accessory for your jacket, hat, or bag. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift! Let everyone know just how fabulous you really are!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Ice Crystal Jewel Reusuable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Chilly weather can’t stop us! These snowflake-shaped Nipztix may be covered in ice-cold crystals, but nobody will be able to resist your heat.
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
Size:
Width: 3″Height: 3″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Novelties
This Is Gay Clouds Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift BagsSize:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Fondle Board Game
$34.99Players stand on their chosen coloured footprints wearing their matching coloured glasses. Players take it in turns to spin. That player then has to do what the arrow lands on, for instance, hand on red bum, left foot on banana, etc. If a player lands on ‘Fondle’ they have to do a forfeit.
Fondle can be played with either 2, 3 or 4 people. Players are instructed to use the spinner for the correct number of players. The game can be played with clothes, underwear or for the daring naked.
Land on fondle? Take a shot; Strip! Take off an item of clothing; Kiss the person to your left; Cluck like a chicken; Moo like a cow; Hee-haw like a donkey; Oink like a pig; Do a little dance; You might decide to just do shots, or just play strip fondle. It’s up to you.Included: 4 pairs of glasses, 1 play mat, double sided spinner
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Card Games
Tease & Please – PleaseMe
$25.99PLEASEME is one of the many mischievous games in the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease & Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and infinite fantasy possibilities.
This game allows you to discover sexual options that you may not have considered before. ‘Taking the lead’ or ‘being subjected’: which one do you prefer? The attributes included in this game, such as a blindfold that doubles as a bondage ribbon, a feather for tickling, and last but not least, a set of handcuffs, will indulge your senses in a playful and imaginative way. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian.
You never know what will happen next with this surprising game. How does it feel to be pleasured when you are tied up and unable to move? How much pleasure can you get from being tickled with a feather in the most sensitive spots on your body when you can’t see a thing? Have you ever experienced what it’s like to almost reach orgasm, but not quite? When you’re tied up, your only option is to resign yourself to it and hope that your partner will soon fan the flames again.
Take a chance and be surprised by the various tasks that direct you to alternate between ‘undergoing’ or ‘performing’. Your senses are sure to be heightened to the max, especially when you use the various attributes, such as the mask, bondage rope, or adjustable nipple clamps. Tease & Please wishes the two of you lots of playful pleasure!
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Beer Boobs Drinking Game
$34.99The No.1 Drinking Game World Wide!
Perfect for hen, stag, birthday or student party and all other adult parties filled with laugh and jokes!
How to play? 🙂
Fill each boob with an edible liquid of your choice.
Have one player wear the boobs.
Have two other players ready to compete against each other.
Players must suck out the liquid until empty.
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Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Vanilla Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
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Booze Implants Hidden Flask – 4 oz Each
$6.99Hide you’re booze where everyone will look, but won’t dare to touch… Unless invited. Each fun flask holds 4 ounces and they fit snugly inside of a woman’s bra. For best use, place the caps towards each other, so they appear to be part of the bra’s center. Great for hiding your booze at events!
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Candy & Food Products
Penis Pop – Chocolate Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Chocolate flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Card Games
Let's Have Sex Card Game
$10.99Let’s Have Sex is a game of sexual adventure. Battle your opponent by flipping over your cards to see who has the highest-ranking card. When you win, you can perform your choice of action on the cards played. Who will have the most satisfying sex? As a prelude, try playing the Let’s Get Naked card game for extra sexy fun.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Rainbow Sherbet Velvet G-String & Pasties – (Color Varies) Multi O/S
$22.99Mix and meld the best flavors and colors with these AWESOME velvet crush pastel Naughty Knix
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friensd and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
Size:
One Size: 0-6
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