Products
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book
$14.99The Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book showcases some of the best and most creative sex positions imaginable. This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original softcore illustrations of positions like The Wheelbarrow, The Mermaid, The Ballerina, and The Rocking Chair, alongside more traditional positions like Missionary and 69. Once you get the hang of coloring them in, try them out for yourself!
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Greeting Cards
Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Banners
Hot Stuff Confetti – Assorted Colors
$2.99Hot Stuff Confetti. From Beistle
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Blush Aria Epic AF – Fuchsia
$57.99Beautiful and powerful, meet the Aria Epic AF. It has 10 deep, powerful rumbly vibrating functions, including 5 steady speeds and 5 unique patterns using the powerful RumbleTech motor. Epic AF is rated IPX7 submersible waterproof, making it perfect for bath and shower fun and easy to clean and is Magna Charge USB Magnetic Rechargeable, cable included. It has a curved design that fits beautifully against the body and is perfect for pinpointed stimulation as well as wide-spread vibration and pleasure. Ultrasilk® smooth and made using body-safe Puria platinum-cured silicone, it’s free of phthalates, paraffins, latex, and fragrances. Embrace the power of Aria.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Watermelon O/S
$12.99SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS
Keep it clean. Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.
Keep it fresh. Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.
Lick it & stick it. Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.
Savor The Flavor. Share your edible body pasties with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.
TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste and intended for your mouth hole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Greeting Cards
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Baseballs – Vanilla
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Howdy Rope Heart – Tan O/S
$11.99Introducing Howdy Pastease: Embrace the Wild West with a Touch of Sparkle!
Yeehaw, cowgirls! Saddle up and get ready to show off your true rodeo spirit in Howdy Pastease. This isn’t just any ordinary accessory; it’s a bold statement that combines the rustic charm of the wild west with a touch of glitzy glamour.
Features the word “Howdy” handcrafted in bold black rope lettering, capturing the essence of genuine western hospitality. The heart is detailed in the same rugged rope design, giving it an authentic feel that you’ll only find out on the range.
And what better way to set off this masterpiece than against the backdrop of our glittering velvet in a timeless camel color? The velvet brings an air of elegance, reminding us of those vintage saloons and ballrooms where cowboys and cowgirls twirled under the starry skies. The sparkling effect catches the light just right, ensuring you’re the center of attention no matter where you go – from line dancing at your favorite honky-tonk to making a bold statement at any event or riding your favorite cowboy.
Whether you’re two-stepping on the dance floor or riding the open trails, the New Howdy Pastease is the ultimate fusion of country heritage and contemporary style. So, giddy up and grab yours today to let your western spirit shine as bright as the Texas sun. It’s time to say “Howdy” to a new era of country chic!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkly Juicy Berry – Red O/S
$11.99Strawberry: Sparkly Red & Juicy Berry Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glitter velvet material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.6 x 3.2 inches
Coverage: 2.5 inches
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Novelties
Love Wins Greeting Card
$6.99Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle.
Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.
Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!
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Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Greeting Cards
Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. </p>
<p>Front Message: Weed is my Love Language </p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Dice
Behind Closed Doors 4 Kinky Sex Dice
$11.99Behind Closed Doors, 4 Kinky Sex Dice is an exciting way to spice up your sex life! Roll the dice for fun sexual foreplay and kinky sex activities. Little Genie creates games to increase pleasure and fun among lovers.
Game Play:
Decide who rolls first. Then roll only 3 of the dice for the foreplay portion of the game. Action (light teal), time (peach), and the part of the body (pink). Complete the roll by acting on the body in the allotted time. Take turns until you both decide to roll the position die (lavender). Spice it up by rolling the die several times, and enjoy. Everyone is a winner in this game!
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Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bucks I.O.U
$4.99Bedroom Bucks I.O.U. For all acts, naughty and private. IOU coupons.
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Greeting Cards
Stripplerloin Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99How do you like your sirloin? Stripper style? I mean kabob?
Get wild and grab some steaks, and our “Stripperloin” Greeting Card, by NaughtyKards, and gift this to your steak loving friends. Write on the inside how you want to spend your Friday night. Steaks and Strippers? Time and Place? Enjoy!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bong Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Bong” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Starstruck Leather Pasties w/Studs & Nipple Hole – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Tattoo Girl
$20.99A wow-gift for a free-thinking, tattoo-loving, smoker. Thrill a special person on a birthday or any special day.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 10oz. It is shaped like a female body with hands covering her breasts. There are 3 beautiful tattoos on the front and angel wings on her back.
Attached to the side of the body is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Pipe Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened.
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Card Games
Let's Have Sex Card Game
$10.99Let’s Have Sex is a game of sexual adventure. Battle your opponent by flipping over your cards to see who has the highest-ranking card. When you win, you can perform your choice of action on the cards played. Who will have the most satisfying sex? As a prelude, try playing the Let’s Get Naked card game for extra sexy fun.
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Glitterati Penis Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$13.99Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold, (2) rose gold, and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Hello Sexy! You're A Sweetheart – Cherry Blossom
$39.99Hello Sexy! You’re a sweetheart palm vibe. 10 vibration patterns. Ultra Soft Silicone. Great for sensual massage. Easily fits in the palm of your hand. USB rechargeable. Waterproof.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Diva Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of “Diva” pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Heart Black Light Reactive – Neon Purple O/S
$10.99Love: Neon Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fabulous” enamel lapel pin is a rainbow of fun! This gold pin with a LGBTQ rainbow design is the perfect accessory for your jacket, hat, or bag. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift! Let everyone know just how fabulous you really are!
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Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
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