Products
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Cum Face Game
$48.99<div>This hilarious duel pump action penis game is like nothing else you’ve seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events.</div>
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<div>How to play…</div>
<div>Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. We advise water but any safe to consume liquid can also be used.</div>
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<div>The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fasted w@*ker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders.</div>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Weed Best Buds Pin – Green
$11.99This Best Buds enamel lapel pin of two “bud” buddies is a fun accessory. Show off your 420 pride! Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Card Games
Tease & Please – PleaseMe
$25.99PLEASEME is one of the many mischievous games in the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease & Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and infinite fantasy possibilities.
This game allows you to discover sexual options that you may not have considered before. ‘Taking the lead’ or ‘being subjected’: which one do you prefer? The attributes included in this game, such as a blindfold that doubles as a bondage ribbon, a feather for tickling, and last but not least, a set of handcuffs, will indulge your senses in a playful and imaginative way. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian.
You never know what will happen next with this surprising game. How does it feel to be pleasured when you are tied up and unable to move? How much pleasure can you get from being tickled with a feather in the most sensitive spots on your body when you can’t see a thing? Have you ever experienced what it’s like to almost reach orgasm, but not quite? When you’re tied up, your only option is to resign yourself to it and hope that your partner will soon fan the flames again.
Take a chance and be surprised by the various tasks that direct you to alternate between ‘undergoing’ or ‘performing’. Your senses are sure to be heightened to the max, especially when you use the various attributes, such as the mask, bondage rope, or adjustable nipple clamps. Tease & Please wishes the two of you lots of playful pleasure!
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Banners
Hot Stuff Confetti – Assorted Colors
$2.99Hot Stuff Confetti. From Beistle
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Burstin Blooms Crystal Jewel Reusable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Shimmy and shimmer as you blossom on the dance floor! They won’t be able to wait to come
pluck your pretty petals. 😉
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
Size:
Width: 3.1″Height: 3″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Stop Sign Glitter Pasties – Red O/S
$12.99Neva Nude Stop Sign Glitter Pasties – Red
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Lace Petal Flower Pasties – White O/S
$11.99These petal-shaped lace Niptix are simply sexy. They are designed for my homegirls that are classy, secretly sassy, and not-so-basic bitches. Our BAEsics collection takes a more minimalist approach to beauty. The lace feels so light that you won’t even remember that you’re wearing them! Keep these lovely, delicate Nipztix in your fashion essentials kit, as they provide light coverage for any occasion. Whether you’re on a demure date or wearing the YES! dress, Neva Nude has you covered. Bonus: these Nipztix will make Bae say YAY!! Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare! All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image. Handmade in Sunny California. Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive. Last for 10-12 hours. Made of locally sourced (Santa Monica, yay!) swimsuit material. Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application. Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under tanks, or even replace a bikini top 😉 Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH! Waterproof! GET EXCITED. Size: 2.5 x 2.5″
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any MILF-lover in your life.
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Any Party Occasion
Cum Queen Greeting Card
$5.99Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Birthday
Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti
$4.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features 3oz of metallic 1.5-inch high-quality fuck you finger confetti. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday plates, napkins, straws, candles, games, and more!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Darque Round Spiked Reusable Pasties – Black O/S
$22.99Darque Round Spiked Reusable Pasties.
Round shaped design.
Metal spike details.
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Games for Parties
Pink Pussy Card Game
$9.99The wildly fun strategy card game for 2-6 adults. Compete with other players to be the first to run out of cards. Call out your color and shape each time, or you have to draw a new card. Use the specialty cards such as Fuck Off, 69 or Black Whip to skip other players, reverse the order, or switch hands. The Pink Pussy is wild, and allows you to assign 3 cards to another player and change the color in play. Fast paced fun!
Includes: 108 Cards and 1 Rule Card
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Green Leaf
$12.99Do you enjoy a smoke and a coffee to start your day? Treat yourself to a fabulous Roast & Toast Mug. Why not get one for a friend too?
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a raised 3D green leaf decoration.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Look no further for the perfect on-trend gift for friends who enjoy a ‘special’ coffee every now and then.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Corkscrew
$9.99<p>Open up another with the Dickheads Corkscrew. Let the good times roll, but drink responsibly.</p>
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Etc.
Glitterati Boobie Party Napkins – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant two-ply, 7-inch paper napkins are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Each package contains eight 7-Inch two-ply boob napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, games, accessories, candles, and more!
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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