Products
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Any Party Occasion
For The Record Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!
Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Grey Sweatpants Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99It’s the grey sweatpants for me…
Gift him something he will love to wear and you will love to see him in, because what’s better than a 2 for 1 present? Inspired by our newest NaughtyKard, we designed this “Grey Sweatpants” NaughtyWrap, so you can tell him how much you love those grey sweats when he wears them
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Mugs & Cups
Chemistry Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$8.99Mix up some yummy shots at your next party with this colorful Chemistry Shot Glass Set. Includes measurements up to 1.5 ounces on each shot. Hand wash only.
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Tassel Holographic Heart – Red O/S
$13.99Tassels: Red Holographic Hearts with Tassel Fringe Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these heart nipple tassel fringes on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Temptress Leather Pasties w/Studs – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket I Will Fuck You Up! Pin – Multi Color
$11.99This “I Will Fuck You Up” pin takes Rosie the Riveter’s classic feminist pose to a whole new level. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Boobs Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It’s a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Boobs Boobs Boobs Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Orange/Yellow
$12.99Long live the Targaryens! Become the Mother of Dragons with color changing pasties. These ones shift between sunny yellow and fiery orange.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Key Chains
Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Toothpicks – White
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Neon Purple
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another neon purple homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x neon purple-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$6.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
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Games for Parties
F ck! Sh t! Tw t! Card Game
$14.99F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! is the fast-paced game of blurting obscenities. Score a point each time you are the first to blurt out a vulgarity that fits both cards. Win by sharing your dirty mind the quickest. Sample Cards “Something you should never call your grandmother.” And “Rhyming with ‘bunt’”. 10,000 possible game card combos. Included: 200 game cards and rules.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Colorful Shroom – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Colorful Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these colorful mushroom nipple pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Greeting Cards
Nips And Dips Greeting Card
$5.99Toss your Salad Card.
For those whole love a side salad
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Medium Tone
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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