Products
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gimpy Glen
$24.99Gimpy Glen will never leave your side! He’s chained and at your mercy in his gimp mask and studded undies. Cuddly and soft, you’ll want to keep Gimpy Glen close.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Trippin Over U Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Inspired by our “Trippin’ Over You” KushKard, We created a KushWrap with our kush-room! Mushrooms are all the rage right now as reports have come out about the health benefits of different types of mushrooms… I’m not talking about the psychedelics! (But apparently those have their own benefits) Have a mushroom lover, or granola girl in your life?
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Toys
Jumping Pecker
$11.99Jumping Pecker Toy.
Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Burstin Blooms Crystal Jewel Reusable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Shimmy and shimmer as you blossom on the dance floor! They won’t be able to wait to come
pluck your pretty petals. 😉
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
Size:
Width: 3.1″Height: 3″
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Cake Pans / Baking Related
Cannabis Cookie Cutter
$5.99Our four-inch Cannabis Cookie cutter can be used for fun 420-inspired treats, sandwiches, pancakes, and more!
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Card Games
Sex Crazed Card Game
$10.99In this sexy, fun foreplay game, we reimagined the classic Crazy 8’s card game! The 8’s have become SEX CRAZED and provide a fun and adventurous way to ignite the night. The goal is to be the first player to get rid of all the cards in their hand. The actual winner depends on the cards being played. For 2-5 players.
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Playboy Pleasure Palm Vibrator – Solo
$97.98Explore powerful pleasure that fits in the palm of your hand with Palm. Made of velvet-smooth silicone this Vibrator offers two ways to play in one innovative toy. Shaped to fit comfortably in your hand and against your body, the tapered end delivers focused tapping sensations while the wider end provides powerful vibrations. Two independent motors each deliver 10 speeds and rhythms for a mind-blowing combination of pleasure.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Decals
Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Miscellaneous
Spartacus 24" Leather Wrapped Cane – Baby Blue
$21.99Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Miscellaneous
Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties Black S/M
$48.99Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties.
7 piece set.
Wetlook fabric.
Stud detail.
Open cup bra with hook and eye closure.
Long sleeve fishnet top.
Panty.
Choker.
Fingerless gloves.
Bandana headband.
1 pair of cross shape “Ride Me” pasties.
Materials: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
Sizing Info:
S/M
Size: 2-6
Bust: 32″-36″
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Tiara – Rose Gold
$7.99<p>A Sophisticated & Stunning Rose Gold Metallic & Diamante Birthday Girl Boxed Birthday Tiara. The Logo Has Been Created and Cut Out in Padded Sponge Foil. Elegantly Placed on the Birthday Girls Head for the Ultimate Birthday Accessory .</p>
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Greeting Cards
The Good Vibe Tribe Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message: </strong>The Good Vibe Tribe</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall Coverage: 1.8 inches.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
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Any Party Occasion
Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Air Freshener – Banana
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Banana Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Chocolate Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Novelties
Any Couple Sex! Dice
$5.99The Sex Dice game that works for any couple. The purple die instructs you what to do, and the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Lesbian Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Featuring hardcore lady-love and lady-lady-love and even lady-lady-lady-lady-lady-love! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. This coloring book is so hot it will make your shelves sweat! For Adults Only – Explicit.
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Decals
Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Etc.
Super Fun Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$8.99Add an extra touch of fun and humor to your next gathering with our Super Fun Penis Appetizer Picks! Each pack includes six 7-inch bamboo picks adorned with reusable penis tops. These whimsical picks are the perfect way to incorporate a playful theme into your appetizer tray. Whether hosting a bachelorette party, a girls’ night in or simply looking to spice up your event, our Super Fun Penis Picks will surely be a hit. Get ready for laughter and conversation starters as you serve up delicious hors d’oeuvres with these unique and entertaining picks. Don’t miss this opportunity to elevate your hosting game and create lasting memories.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Red
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Constellation
$12.99This stunning Black Roast & Toast Mug with a white Leaf Constellation design will transport you to far away galaxies! Relax under a sky full of stars and enjoy a smoke and a steaming coffee.
This is the perfect gift for any smoker! Our beautiful Roast & Toast Mug is made of ceramic. It features a cool white leaf constellation set in a night sky filled with stars.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This is a great gift favor idea for a 420-themed event, party, dinner or celebration. It also makes a fabulous collectable to add to a mug collection.
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Badge – Rose Gold
$4.99<p>Stunning and Sophisticated Cream Flowered Rosette with a Gold Metalic Script Birthday Girl Logo. This is the Highest Quality Rosette on the Market for the Classy Birthday Girl.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Princess Bride Flip Sequin G-String & Pasties – Pink/White O/S
$19.99“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” Show your perfection in these dual-tone pale pink and white sequin pasties….As….You….Wish!!!!
P.S. Have fun stormin’ da castle.
?About Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Howdy Rope Heart – Tan O/S
$11.99Introducing Howdy Pastease: Embrace the Wild West with a Touch of Sparkle!
Yeehaw, cowgirls! Saddle up and get ready to show off your true rodeo spirit in Howdy Pastease. This isn’t just any ordinary accessory; it’s a bold statement that combines the rustic charm of the wild west with a touch of glitzy glamour.
Features the word “Howdy” handcrafted in bold black rope lettering, capturing the essence of genuine western hospitality. The heart is detailed in the same rugged rope design, giving it an authentic feel that you’ll only find out on the range.
And what better way to set off this masterpiece than against the backdrop of our glittering velvet in a timeless camel color? The velvet brings an air of elegance, reminding us of those vintage saloons and ballrooms where cowboys and cowgirls twirled under the starry skies. The sparkling effect catches the light just right, ensuring you’re the center of attention no matter where you go – from line dancing at your favorite honky-tonk to making a bold statement at any event or riding your favorite cowboy.
Whether you’re two-stepping on the dance floor or riding the open trails, the New Howdy Pastease is the ultimate fusion of country heritage and contemporary style. So, giddy up and grab yours today to let your western spirit shine as bright as the Texas sun. It’s time to say “Howdy” to a new era of country chic!
Dimensions: 3″ x 2.7″
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Candy & Food Products
Penis Pop – Chocolate Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Chocolate flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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