Products
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Pens & Lighters
Outrageous Office Pens
$9.99Want a pen that’s really “note-worthy”? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know what’s on your mind!
Sayings Include:
Actually, just fuck off.
I wish I could fukin spell.
Hands off my pen, bitch.
These stupid fucks think I’m working.
I wanna fucking go home.Features:
5 Nasty Pens Included
Great Ice-Breaker
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Body Paints for Bachelorette Party
Sweet & Sour Flavored Play Pens- Pack of 4
$7.99Now you can write out your inner most desires on your lover’s body with these great tasting “Play Pens”! Filled with assorted fruit flavored edible ink, these cute little pens are easy to use, and taste great! Let your lover really know what’s on your mind during play time!
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Toys
Jumping Boobie
$6.99Jumping Boobie Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Boobie gags!
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Gummy Candy
Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag – 3 oz
$5.99Breath mints with an attitude. Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks is refreshing and hilarious to freshen your breath. Each mini-pack contains five penis mints. Each display has 100 packs per display
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Groovy Flower – Pink O/S
$11.99Groovy Flower Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these flower nipple pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.4 x 3.2 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inches
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Etc.
Super Fun Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$8.99Add an extra touch of fun and humor to your next gathering with our Super Fun Penis Appetizer Picks! Each pack includes six 7-inch bamboo picks adorned with reusable penis tops. These whimsical picks are the perfect way to incorporate a playful theme into your appetizer tray. Whether hosting a bachelorette party, a girls’ night in or simply looking to spice up your event, our Super Fun Penis Picks will surely be a hit. Get ready for laughter and conversation starters as you serve up delicious hors d’oeuvres with these unique and entertaining picks. Don’t miss this opportunity to elevate your hosting game and create lasting memories.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Toothpicks – Black
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Mugs & Cups
Ski Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$14.99Parties are back and there’s no better way to celebrate than with this shot glass set! Doing shots
off of skis is a ski lodge tradition, and this set makes it something you can enjoy more easily and
in your own home. Want to do a ski shot? Fasten all four glasses to the ski, fill them up with
liquor, liqueurs and mixers, and them drink them in waterfall fashion by lifting the front of the
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Weed Leaf Sequin G-String & Pasties – Green O/S
$22.99If Scuttles is the flyest homie you know, then grab your snarfblat and these Mermaid Green to Black Magic Flip Sequin Naughty Knix with matching Ariel Weed Leaf Pasties and get ready for a DOPE AF time!
Sequin Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
Size: Size 2-6.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Green Leaf Air Freshener – Forest
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Green Weed Leaf” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Forest Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Retro Purple Gift Bag
$8.99Purple and White Retro Large Gift Bag.
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″
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Dancing Poles for Bachelorette Party
Power Pole Grip Chalk – 5.07 oz
$26.99Need to have dry hands while on the pole? AlwaysDry from Power Pole is specially formulated for pole dancers. Improve your performance with a perfect non-slip formula.
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Dolls - Lifelike
Curve Toys Mistress 3D Vibrating Pussy & Ass Masturbator
$495.99MISTRESS VIBRATING PUSSY & ASS MASTURBATOR WITH REMOTE Life size masturbator with powerful vibration. 3 speeds + 7 patterns of vibration remote control up to 19ft. Textured inner tunnels for added stimulation. Hand painted with 2 distinctly textured tunnels. Soft Life-like Bioskin TPE. Open ended design for easy clean up. Phthalate & Latex Free Waterproof Rating IPX5. Color: Medium. Realistic size and feel. Soft premium TPE. Care and Maintenance. Use with water-based lubricant. Clean before and after use with mild soap and water. Pat dry then sprinkle with cornstarch powder to extend life of product. Store separately in a cool, dust-free location.
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Bride Spread Knife
$9.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
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Greeting Cards
Saying High 420 Greeting Card
$5.99<div class=”product__description rte”>
<p>Drop a giggle in their day with our ‘Just Wanted To Say High’ Tiny Card! With its soothing lavender backdrop and whimsical white lettering, this mini missive is perfect for saying hello in a mellow yet memorable way. Whether slipped inside a book, perched on a pillow, or nestled between the buds of a bouquet, this card is your go-to for sharing a pinch of joy and a dash of chill vibes. </p>
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<p class=”product__text”>Front Message: Just Wanted to Say High</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p class=”product__text”>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Greeting Cards
Boba D Greeting Card
$5.99<p>Boba Tea on the D Card.</p>
<p>Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Bachelorette Party
Super Fun Penis Party Whistles
$10.99Celebrate your next big event with these Super Fun Party Whistles. The Super Fun Penis Whistle is a fun way to draw attention to your bachelorette party while traveling or cruising the strip. Each bag has six penis-shaped whistles on a sleek hot-pink lanyard to wear around your neck as the perfect pop of color and bachelorette party accessory. These are one of the many fun products that coordinate with our Super Fun Penis line of party goods, candy, and more.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Toothpicks – White
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Novelties
This Is Gay Clouds Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift BagsSize:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Coupons & Vouchers
Oral Sex Scratch Tickets – Every Ticket is a Winner
$4.99Get lucky with every ticket with 8 winning tickets of oral pleasure. Whenever you want oral sex from your lover, scratch off a ticket to reveal an oral sex adventure. Then redeem with your lover and decide who assumes each position. Give as a gift or share as a couple.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
Includes: 8 Scratch Off Tickets
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Etc.
Big Boobie Sports Bottle – 16 oz Flesh
$9.99Big Boobie Sports Bottle. Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends . . . anywhere, anytime!
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Any Party Occasion
Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Gummy Candy
Suck A Bag Of Gummy Dicks – 2.2 oz
$6.99Ready to indulge in some sweet revenge? Introducing Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks, the ultimate naughty candy experience! Packed with attitude, these sugar-coated, fruit-flavored gummy dicks are the perfect way to celebrate those memorable moments with your ex, boss, or coworker. Let go of any pent-up frustration and enjoy a tongue-in-cheek treat that will surely make you smile. Get your hands on this bag of mischief, and let the fun begin!
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Card Games
Let's Have Sex Card Game
$10.99Let’s Have Sex is a game of sexual adventure. Battle your opponent by flipping over your cards to see who has the highest-ranking card. When you win, you can perform your choice of action on the cards played. Who will have the most satisfying sex? As a prelude, try playing the Let’s Get Naked card game for extra sexy fun.
Empower Your Sensuality
Take Pleasure to
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