Products
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Hot Pink
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Squirt Alert Naught Wrapping Paper for your favorite squirter! Bring on the wet wet and super soak me!
Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Black
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Live Laugh Cum Keychain – Multi Color
$14.99This “Live Laugh Cum” enamel keychain by Woodrocket is a metallic rainbow of color. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Cruel Intentions Studded Pasties – Black O/S
$17.99“How can someone so charming be so manipulative”? You’ll be sure to get your way everyday that you rock these black reusable ‘Cruel Intentions’ Burlesque Nipztix Pasties. Sphere shaped with spikes at every cardinal point, these Fierce AF Nipztix will show the world that you play to win. Don’t worry, our bet’s on you!
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
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Greeting Cards
HBD Birthday Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>The perfect way to say <strong>H</strong>appy <strong>B</strong>irth<strong>D</strong>ay. Our “HBD Birthday” Cannabis Greeting Card is our classiest card featuring a white marble look and gold writing. Gift this Stoner Birthday Card to your “high” class buds. </p>
<p>Front Message: HBD this hit is for you</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Ball Door Stopper
$11.99<p>Prop your door open in style with the Dickheads Ball Door Stopper. This Flexible ballsack keeps your door securely in place. Fun and functional, it makes a great gift for your weird friends. Weight: Meaty. Size: Big enough.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Rainbow Sherbet Velvet G-String & Pasties – (Color Varies) Multi O/S
$22.99Mix and meld the best flavors and colors with these AWESOME velvet crush pastel Naughty Knix
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friensd and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/Gold
$11.99This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Green Leaf Air Freshener – Forest
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Green Weed Leaf” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Forest Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
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Card Games
Sex Crazed Card Game
$10.99In this sexy, fun foreplay game, we reimagined the classic Crazy 8’s card game! The 8’s have become SEX CRAZED and provide a fun and adventurous way to ignite the night. The goal is to be the first player to get rid of all the cards in their hand. The actual winner depends on the cards being played. For 2-5 players.
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly Melt – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.
Drippy and hippie and flying high. Our Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow nipple pasties have got you covered with medical-grade, latex-free material and waterproof, wrinkle-resistant features that allow you to lose yourself without worry. Be bold and carefree at the same time with these beauties, and flaunt some whimsy.
All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.3 x 3.2 inches. Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Etc.
Happy Fucking Birthday Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each package features eight high-quality 7.5-inch plates with elegant gold foil stamps. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper and party products.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Cross Crystal Jewel Reusable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Bae won’t need a map to uncover your hidden treasure when you wear our crystal-covered reusable pasties! Give them a hint and let them search for that bootay!
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Board Games
Tits For Tat Board Game
$18.99Carry out foreplay actions as you move around the board and collect rewards specific to your gender. When you hit the “sexual trade” barrier, negotiate with your lover what you are willing to do in return for whan you want done to you. Over 15,000,000 possible combinations. Includes: gameboard, 25 Sexual reward cards for him, 25 sexual rewards for her, 2 game markers, a standard die, an action die, and game rules.
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Etc.
Glitterati Boobie Party Napkins – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant two-ply, 7-inch paper napkins are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Each package contains eight 7-Inch two-ply boob napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, games, accessories, candles, and more!
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the penis on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book
$14.99The Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book showcases some of the best and most creative sex positions imaginable. This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original softcore illustrations of positions like The Wheelbarrow, The Mermaid, The Ballerina, and The Rocking Chair, alongside more traditional positions like Missionary and 69. Once you get the hang of coloring them in, try them out for yourself!
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Pecker Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
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4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Ice Trays
Play Wiv Me Huge Penis Ice Luge
$46.99This ice luge mold fits into most standard-sized freezers and is easy to fill up through the filling hole. Using filtered water can help to make the ice more clear. Once filled to the filling line at 90%, place into the freezer until frozen. Freezing time depends on the freezer settings but 24/48 hours should be sufficient. That’s it, it’s ready for you and your guests to enjoy the ice-cold liquid you choose to pour through the Huge Penis Ice Luge.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Heart Snack – Red O/S
$11.99love: enjoy ‘snack’ red heart pasties affirmations by pastease® are hand-made in the usa of soft form-fitting material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! all pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
conceal or reveal with pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
dimensions: 3 inches wide x 2.5 inches tall .
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Novelties
Born This Gay Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – Born this Gay Pride Set.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Pink
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Toys
Jumping Boobie
$6.99Jumping Boobie Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Boobie gags!
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Novelties
This Is Gay Clouds Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – This Is Gay Clouds Pride Set.
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Dice
Oral Sex Glow in the Dark Dice Game
$8.99Have fun frolicking in the dark! Roll the Pink Dice for oral foreplay and select your own body part or action when you roll a wild. Roll both wilds and you win, and get to roll the green oral sex die. Then you decide which one of you assumes each position on the die roll.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Game w/Balls
$17.99Beer Pong takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel with the Pecker Beer Pong Play Set! Comes complete with Cups and Pong Balls. This complete little fun pack will help you and your friends get down to some serious wild party fun… that’s second to none!
Features:
20 – 16oz. Plastic Cups.
4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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