Products
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Silicone Key Chain – Red
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Invites
Glitterati Penis 3ft Mylar Balloon – Rose Gold
$9.99Celebrate your next bachelorette party with the 3ft Glitterati Penis Mylar Balloon. This enormous rose gold penis-shaped balloon will make a big statement at your bachelorette party. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati plates, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains one balloon and straw to fill with air. Alternatively, if you want your balloon to float, you can fill it with helium at your local party store.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly – Blue O/S
$11.99Glitter Butterflies Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 inches x 2 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inches.
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Dollar Sign – Green O/S
$11.99Money: Green Glitter Dollar Sign Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties feature a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.1 x 3.05 inches
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches
Our green glitter dollar sign nipple pasties will help bring out your inner tease!
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Miscellaneous
GoodHead Air Freshener – Strawberry
$4.99<p>Reinvigorate any space with GoodHead Air Fresheners! This Strawberry scent is smells just like your favorite GoodHead product and can be hung on a rearview mirror, in a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or wherever else!</p>
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Glitterati Boobie Party Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant yet sturdy 7-inch paper plates are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains eight 7-Inch boob plates.
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Glitterati Penis Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$11.99Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold, (2) rose gold, and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.
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Birthday
High Wishes Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Get ready to light up the party with our High Wishes Birthday Card!
This isn’t just your ordinary birthday card. It’s a ticket to a world of fun and giggles, perfect for those who love to keep life exciting and a bit mysterious.
KushKard: Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Sal The Slave
$24.99Sal The Slave is always eager to please his master! This adorable plush bear is perfect for the bondage fan in your life. Decked out in studded underwear, boots and mask.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Groom Spread Knife
$9.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
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Miscellaneous
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
$11.99This World’s Biggest Asshole Trophy is the perfect gag gift for that one special person in your life that has everything. This decorative middle finger award is sure to put a smile on their face (even if it’s ironically!) and is sure to become a conversation piece!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Liquid Spade – Black O/S
$11.99Spade: Liquid Black Spade Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.9 inches.
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Dice
Naughty Bits Roll With It Icon Based Sex Dice
$7.99Let the good times roll and you’ll always get lucky with the Naughty Bits® Roll With It Icon-Based Sex Dice Game. The dirty game is made to let couples indulge in their kinkier sides with every play. Introduce this dirty game to your bedroom behavior to ignite a new spark with fresh playtime ideas.
To play, simply roll the dice to see which body part to please, what to do and where to do it. There are no losers in this game, each round of this seductive game works to tease, please and always end with each player in a state of pure bliss. Each set includes 3 acrylic dice.
The Naughty Bits® collection is made to stand out in any nightstand with eye-catching designs and orgasmic features. The playful game will leave even the most stylish lover smiling before and after each use.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Orange O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Coupons & Vouchers
Oral Sex Scratch Tickets – Every Ticket is a Winner
$4.99Get lucky with every ticket with 8 winning tickets of oral pleasure. Whenever you want oral sex from your lover, scratch off a ticket to reveal an oral sex adventure. Then redeem with your lover and decide who assumes each position. Give as a gift or share as a couple.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
Includes: 8 Scratch Off Tickets
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Toys
Jumping Boobie
$6.99Jumping Boobie Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Boobie gags!
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
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1 Per Package
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Novelties
Pride Medium Gift Bag
$4.99Celebrate love with this festive #Pride gift bag. Made with high-quality materials, this unique luxury gift bag is made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles.
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Any Party Occasion
For The Record Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!
Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Squirt Alert Naught Wrapping Paper for your favorite squirter! Bring on the wet wet and super soak me!
Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Air Freshener – Apple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Love Butts” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Apple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Decals
Tri-Trip Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Tri Trip Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Decals
Birthday-Gasm Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Birthday-Gasm Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Stoned To The Bone” skull cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Any Party Occasion
Cum Queen Greeting Card
$5.99Introducing the “Cum Queen” greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Lime green greeting card with Pink Script that reads “Cum Queen”
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Cherries – Bright Red O/S
$11.99Bright Red Cherries with Green Leaf & Stems Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these cherry breast pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Very Cherry!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 3.75 inches.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan
$14.99This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket XXX Nurses Coloring Book
$14.99Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!
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Greeting Cards
The Stoner Prescription Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>The only prescription we look forward to refilling! Check out this stoner script ready to fill for the loved one in your life! When love is your drug… you get addicted! Our “Stoner Prescription” Cannabis Greeting Card is here to make the night right!</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
<p>Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)</p>
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