Products
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Orange O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Bride Spread Knife
$9.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
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Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$6.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Bound Up Billy
$23.99Bound Up Billy is all tied up…in cuteness! Even the most extreme fetishist will appreciate this plushy slave. Tangled in shibari style rope binding, Billy is exploring his senses in his kinky eye mask while being extremely cuddly and cute.
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Sensory Fingertips – Black
$14.99Indulge in the world of sensory exploration with Metal Sensory Finger Tips and explore a whole new side of tantalizing sensations. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, these sleek and versatile finger tips are sure to elevate your sensory play to new heights. Place the five tips on one hand or split them between both hands to embark on a thrilling journey of teasing or torment with pressure play.
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Novelties
Love Wins Greeting Card
$6.99Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle.
Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.
Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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Etc.
Big Dicky Sports Bottle – 16 oz Flesh
$7.99Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends . . . anywhere, anytime!
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
Features:
1 Per Package
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Any Party Occasion
For The Record Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!
Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Cum Face Game
$48.99<div>This hilarious duel pump action penis game is like nothing else you’ve seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events.</div>
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<div>How to play…</div>
<div>Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. We advise water but any safe to consume liquid can also be used.</div>
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<div>The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fasted w@*ker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders.</div>
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the penis on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Any Party Occasion
420 Foreplay Cannabliss w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly Melt – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.
Drippy and hippie and flying high. Our Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow nipple pasties have got you covered with medical-grade, latex-free material and waterproof, wrinkle-resistant features that allow you to lose yourself without worry. Be bold and carefree at the same time with these beauties, and flaunt some whimsy.
All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.3 x 3.2 inches. Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Weed Pot Leaf Keychain – Green
$14.99This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Display your smoke product pride! This Green Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift! Oh, and please don’t smoke this keychain.
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Greeting Cards
High There 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Say “high there” to your cannabis loving friends with our newest greeting cards that do not come with a slot for a pre-roll. Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy x Drive Away Dolls Vibrating – Forever Fuchsia
$49.99Love them forever with our DIY molding kits ! We created the custom silicone color ‘Forever Fuchsia’ in celebration of Ethan Cohen’s new film, Drive-Away Dolls!
Our penis-molding kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis, safely and easily in the comfort of your own home. Clone-A-Willy is a homemade dildo kit that captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet. It’s not only fun and easy to do, but is a great tool for self-love as well as coupled exploration & connection! -
Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Pink O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Any Party Occasion
Do You Girl Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Temperature Reactive Heart Pasties – Neon Pink
$12.99These are black when in colder climates but turn neon pink with a warm touch or warm weather!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our temperature reactive nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Black to Pink, Black to Green—rock your fav color combo on pasties that change color in the hot and cold. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Mugs & Cups
Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug – 10 oz Blue
$22.99Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug. 10 ounce. From Island Dogs.
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Novelties
Glitterati Diamond Ring Bottle Opener
$4.99An elegant accessory for a bachelorette party that can be cherished and used for years. Our beautifully crafted Glitterati Diamond bottle opener will add style and sophistication to your bachelorette party!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall Coverage: 1.8 inches.
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Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – Red
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bottle Stopper
$9.99<p>Plug your wine hole in between pours with this fun Dickheads bottle stopper. Great as a party favor or to use at home.</p>
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Novelties
Sex!!! Board Game
$9.99The Game for Any Couple, Thruple, or Quad. Do you and your lover(s) enjoy hot ravenous Sex? If so, you’ll love this fast-paced game of foreplay and sexplay! Enjoy foreplay as you move around the board and the winner gets to spin for a winning sex position. If playing with more than 2 people, add a sex position per additional person.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Hot Pink
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Pink/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
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Games for Parties
Romantic Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Reconnect with your partner with Romantic Tabs! Discover endless fun and playful activities for you and your partner to experience. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back the tab, revealing a unique and playful activity designed to ignite sparks and create unforgettable moments. With fifty enchanting ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of love, laughter, and connection.
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