Products
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Greeting Cards
Boba D Greeting Card
$5.99<p>Boba Tea on the D Card.</p>
<p>Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Key Chains
Master Series Bound Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it’s the perfect companion for your office desk, backpack, bag, purse or keychain! Give it as a gift to your friends or keep it for yourself. It’s the cutest way to flag your kinky side! Fits in the palm of your hand. This kinky bondage bear is sure to put a smile on your face! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Pens & Lighters
Outrageous Office Pens
$9.99Want a pen that’s really “note-worthy”? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know what’s on your mind!
Sayings Include:
Actually, just fuck off.
I wish I could fukin spell.
Hands off my pen, bitch.
These stupid fucks think I’m working.
I wanna fucking go home.Features:
5 Nasty Pens Included
Great Ice-Breaker
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Disco Plus X – Pink O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Emotion Lotion is a sweet, candy like massage oil that enhances erotic and sensual massage by making it tasty. Water based/ Easily washes away. Latex, Plastic & Rubber Compatible, 100% Food Grade Ingredients.
This warming lotion gets warm when you rub it and hot when you blow on it. Give some to someone you love!
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
$11.99This Barbie-inspired “Bad Bitch” enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Dolls - Novelty
Doll Face Female Sex Doll
$32.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 3 Pleasure Holes. Height 5′ 2″ / 160cm Body Safe PVC. Includes Repair Kit
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Etc.
Happy Fucking Birthday Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each package features eight high-quality 7.5-inch plates with elegant gold foil stamps. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper and party products.
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Etc.
Satisfyer Sugar Rush – Blue
$49.95A playful waterdrop-shape design and the ultimate combo of pressure waves and vibration make the Satisfyer Sugar Rush ideal for newbies. The two motors can be controlled separately: 11 pressure wave and 12 vibration programs deliver countless possible combinations to satisfy your cravings. Thanks to its compact shape, you have everything under control during play. What’s more, you can also transport the pressure wave vibrator discreetly and easily on the go – it’s the perfect travel companion!
The supple head fits perfectly around the clitoris for the sweetest sensations. Since the clitoral vibrator is made of body-friendly, silky silicone, it is hygienic and gentle on the skin.
Built to give you just what you crave at any time, you can also take the Satisfyer Sugar Rush into the shower or bathtub without any problems: The pressure wave vibrator is waterproof (IPX7). You can also easily clean it with warm water and mild soap after use. The integrated batteries can be recharged with the included USB charging cable. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Burstin Blooms Crystal Jewel Reusable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Shimmy and shimmer as you blossom on the dance floor! They won’t be able to wait to come
pluck your pretty petals. 😉
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
Size:
Width: 3.1″Height: 3″
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Hot Pink
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$6.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Badge – Rose Gold
$4.99<p>Stunning and Sophisticated Cream Flowered Rosette with a Gold Metalic Script Birthday Girl Logo. This is the Highest Quality Rosette on the Market for the Classy Birthday Girl.</p>
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Any Party Occasion
Spice It Up Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Heart Black Light Reactive – Neon Red O/S
$9.99Love: Neon Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Board Games
Ready, SEX, Go Game
$36.99Ready, Sex, Go! is a one-of-a-kind popping dice game that will level up your sex play! Pop the dice to determine which exciting sex and foreplay activity you will perform with your partner(s). Whether you want to explore new sexual or foreplay acts, new sexual positions, or prolong and enrich sexual play with your lover, Ready Sex, Go! has something for everyone. This exciting game can be played with two or more players of the opposite sex or partners using penetrative toys.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly – Blue O/S
$11.99Glitter Butterflies Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 inches x 2 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inches.
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Silicone Key Chain – Blue
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Pink/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Plant Lady Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Plant Lovers…this ones for you
Is she a plant lover? Grab our “Plant Lady” KushWrap, Cannabis Wrapping Paper, to enhance your gift. We turned our best selling KushKard into KushWrap! She will be drawn to this gift because of the cannabis leaves, and we guarantee she’ll want to open her gift carefully. Our wrapping paper comes rolled up in 3 individual sheets for easy wrapping. Grab the KushWrap and the whole Plant Lady set today and make your Plant Lady’s dreams come true.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Body Paints for Bachelorette Party
Milk Chocolate Body Pen
$4.99Write your most intimate “SECRET DESIRES” on your favorite place on your partner’s body and let the fun begin! WRITE IT ON…LICK IT OFF! Takes intimate playtime to a whole new level!
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop Boobie shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our boobs tastes great!
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Game w/Balls
$17.99Beer Pong takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel with the Pecker Beer Pong Play Set! Comes complete with Cups and Pong Balls. This complete little fun pack will help you and your friends get down to some serious wild party fun… that’s second to none!
Features:
20 – 16oz. Plastic Cups.
4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket XXX Nurses Coloring Book
$14.99Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!
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Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bucks I.O.U
$4.99Bedroom Bucks I.O.U. For all acts, naughty and private. IOU coupons.
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Mugs & Cups
Chemistry Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$8.99Mix up some yummy shots at your next party with this colorful Chemistry Shot Glass Set. Includes measurements up to 1.5 ounces on each shot. Hand wash only.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Greeting Cards
High There 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Say “high there” to your cannabis loving friends with our newest greeting cards that do not come with a slot for a pre-roll. Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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