Products
-
Decals
Tri-Trip Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Tri Trip Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
3″ x 3″ Matte Sticker. -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
-
Things You Wear
Wood Rocket I Will Fuck You Up! Pin – Multi Color
$11.99This “I Will Fuck You Up” pin takes Rosie the Riveter’s classic feminist pose to a whole new level. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
-
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Dirty Penis Gift Bag
$7.99This is our newest addition to our top-selling dirty penis line, and gifting has never looked so fun! Our Dirty Penis gift bag is made of high-quality materials and sturdy woven handles. Featuring a fluffy and elegant marabou fringe, this bag will make a fun addition to your party. Make your bachelorette party complete with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, and more.
-
Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
-
Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop Boobie shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our boobs tastes great!
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Colorful Shroom – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Colorful Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these colorful mushroom nipple pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
-
Ice Trays
Cannabis Ice & Candy Silicone Mold
$5.99Cannabis mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. Each tray features 11 delightful cannabis leaf molds. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats.
-
Decals
Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3.
A perfect sticker for the Summer BBQ season. -
Etc.
Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Caramel Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
-
Miscellaneous
GoodHead Air Freshener – Strawberry
$4.99<p>Reinvigorate any space with GoodHead Air Fresheners! This Strawberry scent is smells just like your favorite GoodHead product and can be hung on a rearview mirror, in a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or wherever else!</p>
-
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Squirt Alert Naught Wrapping Paper for your favorite squirter! Bring on the wet wet and super soak me!
Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
PAPER: #70 OPAQUE -
Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Brat Sensory Fingertips
$14.99Show them your claws and switch up the power dynamic with the Brat Sensory Fingertips. You can reveal your softer side with gentle, tickling sensations or tease and torment with pressure play. Either way, these rose-gold fingertips will bring just the right amount of sass to your next scene.
-
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag- Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p> -
Dice
Sex Pop Game
$15.99Sex Pop is a fun popping sex dice game for partners wanting to add variety and spontaneity to their sexual playbook. Each popping dice game contains one ACTION dice (Rub, Lick, Suck, Kiss) and one BODY PART dice (Nipple, Fingers, Lips, Ass). Each player takes a turn popping the dice to reveal the sexual act to be performed on their partner. This fun and sexy game is convenient and compact enough to take on vacation or keep handy in your nightstand drawer.
-
Greeting Cards
Love Retro Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.</p>
<p>Front Message: Love</p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
<p>Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)</p> -
Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Medium Tone
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
-
Bachelorette & Party Supplies
420 Foreplay 420 Greeting Card
$5.00Play on words leading to play on you… grab this “420 foreplay” card for someone you want to smoke and play with. No slot for a pre-roll on these simple, but punny designs. There cards are for when you want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud”. Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Lace Heart Pasties – Red O/S
$11.99Be my Valentine!
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
Product may vary slightly from image. Handmade in Sunny California. Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive. Last for 10-12 hours. Made of locally sourced (Santa Monica, yay!) swimsuit material. Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application. Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under tanks, or even replace a bikini top 😉 Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH! Waterproof! GET EXCITED Sizing: 2.75″ inches by 2.5″ inches. Coverage: 2.75″ inches . -
Etc.
Happy Fucking Birthday Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each package features eight high-quality 7.5-inch plates with elegant gold foil stamps. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper and party products.
-
Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkly Juicy Berry – Red O/S
$11.99Strawberry: Sparkly Red & Juicy Berry Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glitter velvet material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.6 x 3.2 inches
Coverage: 2.5 inches
-
Candy & Food Products
Penis Pop – Chocolate Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Chocolate flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
-
Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
24K Gold Plated Nipplets (plus 4 Pairs of adhesives) Gold O/S
$43.99A special luxury item that will give the wow factor to any garment you wear. Gold plated conical liners with adhesive.
One Size. -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Plant Lady Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Plant Lovers…this ones for you
Is she a plant lover? Grab our “Plant Lady” KushWrap, Cannabis Wrapping Paper, to enhance your gift. We turned our best selling KushKard into KushWrap! She will be drawn to this gift because of the cannabis leaves, and we guarantee she’ll want to open her gift carefully. Our wrapping paper comes rolled up in 3 individual sheets for easy wrapping. Grab the KushWrap and the whole Plant Lady set today and make your Plant Lady’s dreams come true.
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
PAPER: #70 OPAQUE -
Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$6.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
-
Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Groom Spread Knife
$9.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
-
Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
-
Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Regular Mug – Black High Tea
$11.99Calling all tea drinkers out there! This unique mug is the perfect way to enjoy a steaming cup of tea and a smoke to get your day started!
Start your day with a steaming cup of tea and a smoke. Our trendy single-wall mug is crafted from ceramic and features a standard tea cup that can hold approx 11 oz. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. The mug comes in a shiny black color with a black inside. It has a striking white imprint on the front. Sit back, relax and enjoy your morning tea and smoke.
This product is recommended for adult use only. It is microwave and dishwasher safe. The mug comes packaged in a color gift box.
-
Card Games
Tease & Please – TouchMe
$25.99TOUCHME is one of the mischievous games from the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease and Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and erotic adventure. How sensual are you and your partner? Go on an erotic journey of discovery together and experience tantalising and surprising challenges to give each other pleasure. Surrender and enrich your sex life with a massage tool, a tickling feather, an eye mask and the 6 deliciously erotic tasks. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. We have created the tasks in TOUCHME to provide an excellent foundation for pleasurable and relaxing foreplay. In other words: TOUCHME encourages partners to take the initiative to treat each other and grow erotically even closer together. Contains: 6 Exciting task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. Mask Massage Tool Feather Tickler</p>
-
Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gag Ball Gary
$23.99Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.
-
Card Games
Bedroom Bingo Scratch-Off Game
$18.99Bedroom Bingo is a two-part foreplay and sex activity game for couples. In this game, each player is given one Foreplay Challenge Card and one Sex & Position Challenge Card. The first player starts the game by scratching one square on the Foreplay Challenges Card and performing that activity with their partner. Once the activity has been completed, the player can mark it as complete with a pen. Alternate turns to meet five challenges in a row to move to the second part of the game, the Sex & Position Challenge Activity. The first person to get five in a row on both bingo cards wins! Bedroom Bingo was created to encourage couples to explore new pleasures together. Consent always matters; if you are willing to complete the challenge, but your partner is not, you can still mark the square as complete.
Empower Your Sensuality
Take Pleasure to
the Next Level
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Morbi at ante vel velit rhoncus vulputate at quis dui. Ut ut sollicitudin dolor. Curabitur id nisl massa. Duis accumsan dapibus augue, vitae consectetur magna volutpat quis.
