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Gold Cup – 16 oz
$10.99Put your money where your mouth is while you bring your BLING to the party. This brilliant, shiny gold dollar sign-shaped cup will make you the life of any type of party you go to. Fun and flashy, and a great accessory for a night out on the town. Holds 24 ounces. Hand wash only.
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Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Chocolate Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Greeting Cards
Have A Nice Jay Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Have a Nice Jay Greeting Card with Matchbook.</p>
<p>Front Message: Have a Nice Jay </p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Miscellaneous
Shots Ouch Puppy Play Paw Cut-Out Gloves – White
$27.99Send your partner to obedience school with the Ouch! Puppy Play product line. Designed for a comfortable fit from high-quality neoprene your little pet will learn to obey your commands in no time. Enjoy role playing in style and make sure to teach your puppy lots of new tricks. The stylish puppy paw mitts and gloves add a distinct personality to your puppy play.
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Games for Parties
More Drink If Card Game
$14.99A sequel to the popular Drink if…. drinking game. It’s fun, easy and funny. Roll a die to select a Drink if statement from one of the cards. Then anyone who has done the action, takes a drink. Includes: 200 game cards, with 1200 total Drink if statements, and easy-to-follow game rules.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly – Blue O/S
$11.99Glitter Butterflies Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 inches x 2 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.2 inches.
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Hot Pink
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Squirt Alert Naught Wrapping Paper for your favorite squirter! Bring on the wet wet and super soak me!
Traditional wrapping paper feeling vanilla to you? Not here! Grab our Squirt Alert Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy.
3 SHEETS
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Glow In The Dark Refill – Hot Pink
$39.95Get some more silicone to make another glow-in-the-dark homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x glow-in-the-dark hot pink-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun
$10.99Make your bachelorette party extra special with our unique Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun! This 7-inch Penis Squirt Gun is your ticket to hours of wild and memorable fun. With a shooting distance of up to 14 feet, you’ll have a blast as you aim at your friends and family. Great for poolside gatherings- get your hands on our hilarious favor today, and prepare for the most unforgettable bachelorette party ever!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Black
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener – Mint
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Green O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Cross Crystal Jewel Reusable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Bae won’t need a map to uncover your hidden treasure when you wear our crystal-covered reusable pasties! Give them a hint and let them search for that bootay!
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkling Stars & Strips USA Cowboy Boot – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Boots: Sparkling Stars & Stripes USA Cowboy Boot Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
Kick the dust up in these sparkly Americana cowboy boots!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.1 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches . -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly Melt – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.
Drippy and hippie and flying high. Our Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow nipple pasties have got you covered with medical-grade, latex-free material and waterproof, wrinkle-resistant features that allow you to lose yourself without worry. Be bold and carefree at the same time with these beauties, and flaunt some whimsy.
All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.3 x 3.2 inches. Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Cruel Intentions Studded Pasties – Black O/S
$17.99“How can someone so charming be so manipulative”? You’ll be sure to get your way everyday that you rock these black reusable ‘Cruel Intentions’ Burlesque Nipztix Pasties. Sphere shaped with spikes at every cardinal point, these Fierce AF Nipztix will show the world that you play to win. Don’t worry, our bet’s on you!
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Star Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Rockstar Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
Get three pair of double-stick shapes for the same waterproof, skin-safe stick of the entire Pastease line.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any MILF-lover in your life.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Red
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
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Greeting Cards
It's 420 Somewhere 420 Greeting Card
$5.99What time is it? IDK but it’s gotta be 4:20 somewhere! Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here without a slot for a pre-roll! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Hard Candy
Eat a Jar of Dicks – 2 lb Jar
$23.99Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2lbs of fruit-flavored Dick Candy in an easy-grip jar. This candy is the perfect gift for any as*hole in your life. Keep a jar handy in the pantry, add to trail mix, or fill a candy dish.
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Dolls - Novelty
Doll Face Female Sex Doll
$32.99Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I’m the Perfect Date.. I don’t cost much.. I don’t eat.. I don’t talk, and I”ll entertain all your friends! Features: Includes 3 Pleasure Holes. Height 5′ 2″ / 160cm Body Safe PVC. Includes Repair Kit
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Miscellaneous
GoodHead Air Freshener – Strawberry
$4.99<p>Reinvigorate any space with GoodHead Air Fresheners! This Strawberry scent is smells just like your favorite GoodHead product and can be hung on a rearview mirror, in a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or wherever else!</p>
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Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bucks I.O.U
$4.99Bedroom Bucks I.O.U. For all acts, naughty and private. IOU coupons.
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Games for Parties
Swinging Dicks Game
$23.99Find out who?s the most skilled swinging dick at your next party!
Swinging Dicks is an awesome high-intensity party game of hand and eye coordination! ? Each game includes one tabletop swinging dicks game structure with attached dick-shaped game pieces, four-game pegs, and four shot glasses.
The game’s object is to be the first person to hook your swinging dick three times on the hook. The losing players will have to take a drink.? Easy to assemble, fun to play, bring it anywhere you want to have fun! ?2-4 players
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book
$14.99The Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book showcases some of the best and most creative sex positions imaginable. This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original softcore illustrations of positions like The Wheelbarrow, The Mermaid, The Ballerina, and The Rocking Chair, alongside more traditional positions like Missionary and 69. Once you get the hang of coloring them in, try them out for yourself!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Weed Leaf Sequin G-String & Pasties – Green O/S
$22.99If Scuttles is the flyest homie you know, then grab your snarfblat and these Mermaid Green to Black Magic Flip Sequin Naughty Knix with matching Ariel Weed Leaf Pasties and get ready for a DOPE AF time!
Sequin Naughty Knix:
Perfect for the Naughtiest of Non-muggles, these MAGIC Flip-Sequin Dual Tone Matching Knix and Nipztix sets will have everyone thinking, Accio Sexiness! These spellbinding Magic Sequin G-String Thongs with Matching Magic Sequin Starry Nights Nipztix are super sexy and fun for you and your partner to play with. Each panty is made with a nylon thin waistband and a magic flip sequin self. Moving your hand over the sequins flips them so that the bottom color of the sequin is displayed. No spells necessary, but magic wands are optional 😉
Size: Size 2-6.
Weed Pasties: 3.5″ x3.75″
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