Products
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Miscellaneous
GoodHead Air Freshener – Strawberry
$4.99<p>Reinvigorate any space with GoodHead Air Fresheners! This Strawberry scent is smells just like your favorite GoodHead product and can be hung on a rearview mirror, in a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or wherever else!</p>
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket She/Her Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Eat my box and handle it with care.
If you don’t understand you’re too young to be on this site…
Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card… we don’t wanna know.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Speed Limit 69 – White/Black O/S
$8.99Speed Limit 69 Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.3 x 3 inches
Coverage: 2.3 inches
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Corkscrew
$9.99<p>Open up another with the Dickheads Corkscrew. Let the good times roll, but drink responsibly.</p>
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Decals
Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Greeting Cards
Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall Coverage: 1.8 inches.
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Constellation
$12.99This stunning Black Roast & Toast Mug with a white Leaf Constellation design will transport you to far away galaxies! Relax under a sky full of stars and enjoy a smoke and a steaming coffee.
This is the perfect gift for any smoker! Our beautiful Roast & Toast Mug is made of ceramic. It features a cool white leaf constellation set in a night sky filled with stars.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This is a great gift favor idea for a 420-themed event, party, dinner or celebration. It also makes a fabulous collectable to add to a mug collection.
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Etc.
Silicone Studs Mini Vibrating Studs – Orange
$29.99<p>Enjoy powerful pleasure in a small package with the Mini Vibrating Studs®, a compact yet formidable 4.25″/10.75 cm liquid Silicone vibe. This stud is the perfect blend of life-like design and potent sensation.</p>
<p>This sleek companion comes equipped with 10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, each providing an intense sensation. Whether you crave a gentle rumble or a powerful quake, the varied settings cater to every preference, ensuring a deeply personal and satisfying experience.</p>
<p>Crafted from Liquid Silicone, the mini vibe is made for comfort and durability with a soft and smooth texture. The body-safe and 100% waterproof design with an IPX7 rating allows for adventurous play in any setting, inviting you to explore new dimensions of pleasure in the bath, shower, or wherever the mood strikes. The state-of-the-art memory chip thoughtfully resumes on the last function used, offering an effortless return to your favorite setting.</p>
<p>With user convenience in mind, the device incorporates a security travel lock feature, activated with a three-second hold, ensuring your intimate endeavors remain discreet. USB rechargeable and accompanied by a charging cord, it boasts a rapid full charge in just 1.5 hours, delivering 50 minutes of high-speed bliss or an extended 80 minutes of enjoyment at a more leisurely pace. The Mini Vibrating Studs® offers deep satisfaction in a life-like, compact design you have to try for yourself.</p> -
Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium F-You – Multi O/S
$11.99Middle Finger Pasties: Glittering F*ck You Lady Hands Nipple Covers by Pastease® Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.
All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 4.7 inches Coverage Diameter: 2 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties – Gold
$15.99Minor Creations Sequin Star Pasties. Self Sticking – can be used dozens of times!
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Ice Trays
Play Wiv Me Huge Penis Ice Luge
$46.99This ice luge mold fits into most standard-sized freezers and is easy to fill up through the filling hole. Using filtered water can help to make the ice more clear. Once filled to the filling line at 90%, place into the freezer until frozen. Freezing time depends on the freezer settings but 24/48 hours should be sufficient. That’s it, it’s ready for you and your guests to enjoy the ice-cold liquid you choose to pour through the Huge Penis Ice Luge.
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Etc.
Super Fun Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$8.99Add an extra touch of fun and humor to your next gathering with our Super Fun Penis Appetizer Picks! Each pack includes six 7-inch bamboo picks adorned with reusable penis tops. These whimsical picks are the perfect way to incorporate a playful theme into your appetizer tray. Whether hosting a bachelorette party, a girls’ night in or simply looking to spice up your event, our Super Fun Penis Picks will surely be a hit. Get ready for laughter and conversation starters as you serve up delicious hors d’oeuvres with these unique and entertaining picks. Don’t miss this opportunity to elevate your hosting game and create lasting memories.
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Etc.
Glitterati Penis Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$13.99Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold, (2) rose gold, and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Games for Parties
Drinking Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Drinking Tabs is the ultimate secret to turning your party from ordinary to extraordinary! Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back to uncover a world of endless fun and excitement for you and your friends. With fifty unique drinking challenges and activities, these pull tabs are guaranteed to lead to a night filled with laughter. So grab a drink, peel a tab, and let the good times roll! Each box contains 50 drinking activites!
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Greeting Cards
It's 420 Somewhere 420 Greeting Card
$5.99What time is it? IDK but it’s gotta be 4:20 somewhere! Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here without a slot for a pre-roll! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Pink O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Novelties
Born This Gay Pride Large Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Heart Black Light Reactive – Neon Purple O/S
$10.99Love: Neon Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Novelties
Love Wins Pride Large Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$23.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
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Decals
Dads Are Dope Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dads are Dope Sticker- Pack of 3.
Made with durable vinyl, it’s perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side. -
Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Regular Mug – Black High Tea
$11.99Calling all tea drinkers out there! This unique mug is the perfect way to enjoy a steaming cup of tea and a smoke to get your day started!
Start your day with a steaming cup of tea and a smoke. Our trendy single-wall mug is crafted from ceramic and features a standard tea cup that can hold approx 11 oz. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. The mug comes in a shiny black color with a black inside. It has a striking white imprint on the front. Sit back, relax and enjoy your morning tea and smoke.
This product is recommended for adult use only. It is microwave and dishwasher safe. The mug comes packaged in a color gift box.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Confetti – Multi Colors
$4.99<p>What better way to celebrate than to sprinkle the little Dickheads all over your party. This fun shaped confetti will be the talk of the night. The details are in the dicks!</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Temperature Reactive Heart Pasties – Neon Pink
$12.99These are black when in colder climates but turn neon pink with a warm touch or warm weather!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our temperature reactive nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Black to Pink, Black to Green—rock your fav color combo on pasties that change color in the hot and cold. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit!
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