Products
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkling Stars & Strips USA Cowboy Boot – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Boots: Sparkling Stars & Stripes USA Cowboy Boot Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
Kick the dust up in these sparkly Americana cowboy boots!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.1 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches . -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fabulous” enamel lapel pin is a rainbow of fun! This gold pin with a LGBTQ rainbow design is the perfect accessory for your jacket, hat, or bag. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift! Let everyone know just how fabulous you really are!
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Silicone Studs Mini Vibrating Studs – Orange
$29.99<p>Enjoy powerful pleasure in a small package with the Mini Vibrating Studs®, a compact yet formidable 4.25″/10.75 cm liquid Silicone vibe. This stud is the perfect blend of life-like design and potent sensation.</p>
<p>This sleek companion comes equipped with 10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, each providing an intense sensation. Whether you crave a gentle rumble or a powerful quake, the varied settings cater to every preference, ensuring a deeply personal and satisfying experience.</p>
<p>Crafted from Liquid Silicone, the mini vibe is made for comfort and durability with a soft and smooth texture. The body-safe and 100% waterproof design with an IPX7 rating allows for adventurous play in any setting, inviting you to explore new dimensions of pleasure in the bath, shower, or wherever the mood strikes. The state-of-the-art memory chip thoughtfully resumes on the last function used, offering an effortless return to your favorite setting.</p>
<p>With user convenience in mind, the device incorporates a security travel lock feature, activated with a three-second hold, ensuring your intimate endeavors remain discreet. USB rechargeable and accompanied by a charging cord, it boasts a rapid full charge in just 1.5 hours, delivering 50 minutes of high-speed bliss or an extended 80 minutes of enjoyment at a more leisurely pace. The Mini Vibrating Studs® offers deep satisfaction in a life-like, compact design you have to try for yourself.</p> -
Dolls - Lifelike
Lola Love Lamb Blow Up Sheep
$9.99Lola love lamb has a date, Lola love lamb feels so great. Soft and cuddly as can be. She will bring you to your knees. She’ll save you time she’ll save you money. Your friends will really think she’s funny, so take her out on the town Lola love Lamb won’t let you down. 16″ Tall.
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket XXX Nurses Coloring Book
$14.99Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure is coloring! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers, or give it as a gift. You don’t even need to be sick to enjoy it!
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Salt & Pepper Shaker
$29.99<p>Spice up someones kitchen or dinner table with the Dickheads Salt and Pepper shakers. The set is a great gift for Valentine’s Day, newlyweds, housewarming and anyone with a sense of humor.</p>
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Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the penis on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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Any Party Occasion
Spice It Up Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Boobs Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the boobs on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Novelties
Sex!!! Board Game
$9.99The Game for Any Couple, Thruple, or Quad. Do you and your lover(s) enjoy hot ravenous Sex? If so, you’ll love this fast-paced game of foreplay and sexplay! Enjoy foreplay as you move around the board and the winner gets to spin for a winning sex position. If playing with more than 2 people, add a sex position per additional person.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Glow In The Dark Refill – Green
$39.95Get some more silicone to make another glow-in-the-dark homemade dildo! This two-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Be Cute Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Celebrate togetherness with a twist of humor with our “Weed Be Cute Together” greeting card. Perfect for couples who share a light-hearted connection and a love for laughter, this card with its vibrant lime green background and playful pink text is sure to bring a smile. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because, this card adds a pop of fun and color to any occasion. Give it to that special someone to express your affection in a uniquely charming way.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: A charming and playful greeting card with a lime green background, decorated with white and pink cannabis leaf motifs. It features the pun Weed Be Cute Together’ in stylized pink and white lettering, expressing a fun-loving and lighthearted sentiment.
Front Message: Weed Be Cute Together
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
Strap-On Party Game. Comes with 12 Assorted Color Rings and two Dick Head Strap-Ons. -
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag- Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p> -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws – Pack of 8
$4.99Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each pack features eight high-quality paper 8-inch straws with non-shedding glittering fuck you fingers. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun
$10.99Make your bachelorette party extra special with our unique Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun! This 7-inch Penis Squirt Gun is your ticket to hours of wild and memorable fun. With a shooting distance of up to 14 feet, you’ll have a blast as you aim at your friends and family. Great for poolside gatherings- get your hands on our hilarious favor today, and prepare for the most unforgettable bachelorette party ever!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Reflective Dinosaur Pasties – Rainbow O/S
$12.99Meet the newly discovered Tyrannasuarus Sexamongus – a fierce, sexy creature from the Cretaceous Period, more endearingly referred to a Sexy TRexy. These reptilian raver TRex Nipztix will have Cavemen, Neanderthals, and modern Hominids hunting for you! Don’t worry, the only thing going extinct in Sexy T-Rexy’s presence is boredom.
P.S. This T-Rex also can do Push Ups 😉
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Diva Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of “Diva” pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Boobs Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It’s a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Boobs Boobs Boobs Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Sexy AF Nipple Couture Studded Pastie – Black O/S
$14.99Sexy AF Nipple Couture was created with the intent of building confidence, playfulness and excitement. Our reusable nipple couture is made of skin safe silicone adhesive and come in 12 sexy designs to fit your mood. Sexy AF Nipple Couture is a great gift to yourself, friends and lovers.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan
$14.99This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Green/Yellow
$12.99These pasties have us turning green with envy! The color changing fabric meshes toxic green and yellow hues together.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Dice
Behind Closed Doors 4 Kinky Sex Dice
$11.99Behind Closed Doors, 4 Kinky Sex Dice is an exciting way to spice up your sex life! Roll the dice for fun sexual foreplay and kinky sex activities. Little Genie creates games to increase pleasure and fun among lovers.
Game Play:
Decide who rolls first. Then roll only 3 of the dice for the foreplay portion of the game. Action (light teal), time (peach), and the part of the body (pink). Complete the roll by acting on the body in the allotted time. Take turns until you both decide to roll the position die (lavender). Spice it up by rolling the die several times, and enjoy. Everyone is a winner in this game!
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Gold Cup – 16 oz
$10.99Put your money where your mouth is while you bring your BLING to the party. This brilliant, shiny gold dollar sign-shaped cup will make you the life of any type of party you go to. Fun and flashy, and a great accessory for a night out on the town. Holds 24 ounces. Hand wash only.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Baseballs – Vanilla
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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