Products
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Silicone Key Chain – Red
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Decals
Rainbow Penis Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Pride Bride Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Greeting Cards
HBD Birthday Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>The perfect way to say <strong>H</strong>appy <strong>B</strong>irth<strong>D</strong>ay. Our “HBD Birthday” Cannabis Greeting Card is our classiest card featuring a white marble look and gold writing. Gift this Stoner Birthday Card to your “high” class buds. </p>
<p>Front Message: HBD this hit is for you</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red
$13.99Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red .
For whatever the occasion, Peekaboos Pasties has the perfect pasty for you. The high-quality, detailed pieces of the Peekaboos Pasties collection provide a vast assortment of styles. With design elements ranging from simplistic ‘X’s and hearts in classic colors, to playfully flirtatious tassels, from jeweled adjustable rings to crystal open designs, Peekaboos Pasties offers a selection of the finest in pasty adornment. Whether you search for something subtle to wear under a sheer top or something outrageous to make an outfit of its own, Peekaboos is sure to provide the perfect option for today’s vivacious woman. -
Dolls - Lifelike
Curve Toys Mistress 3D Vibrating Pussy & Ass Masturbator
$495.99MISTRESS VIBRATING PUSSY & ASS MASTURBATOR WITH REMOTE Life size masturbator with powerful vibration. 3 speeds + 7 patterns of vibration remote control up to 19ft. Textured inner tunnels for added stimulation. Hand painted with 2 distinctly textured tunnels. Soft Life-like Bioskin TPE. Open ended design for easy clean up. Phthalate & Latex Free Waterproof Rating IPX5. Color: Medium. Realistic size and feel. Soft premium TPE. Care and Maintenance. Use with water-based lubricant. Clean before and after use with mild soap and water. Pat dry then sprinkle with cornstarch powder to extend life of product. Store separately in a cool, dust-free location.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Pink/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
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Dice
Let's Get Slutty Dice
$8.99A shiny metallic set of foreplay dice that work for a couple or for a group of close friends.
Blue and purple dice combine to make one foreplay action: green and gold the second. The silver die
describes how to carry out a combination. For each turn, a player rolls all five dice and it is up to the
roller to properly determine how to interpret the silver die. When playing as a couple, you decide which
foreplay action to act out on your lover and when you roll both genitals sides on two of the dice, you
win, and your reward is sex! For group plays, you divide into teams and act out the actions on other
players in an attempt to get the other team to drop out. The last team with one or more players, wins! -
Novelties
Born This Gay Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – Born this Gay Pride Set.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fabulous” enamel lapel pin is a rainbow of fun! This gold pin with a LGBTQ rainbow design is the perfect accessory for your jacket, hat, or bag. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift! Let everyone know just how fabulous you really are!
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Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Literally The Least I Could Do” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One Size Only. </p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Sexy AF Nipple Couture Studded Pastie – Black O/S
$14.99Sexy AF Nipple Couture was created with the intent of building confidence, playfulness and excitement. Our reusable nipple couture is made of skin safe silicone adhesive and come in 12 sexy designs to fit your mood. Sexy AF Nipple Couture is a great gift to yourself, friends and lovers.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Melty Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Melty Heart: Melty Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® o/s are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these melty heart nipple covers on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 X 2.8 inches
Coverage Diameter: 2 inches.
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Card Games
Let's Have Sex Card Game
$10.99Let’s Have Sex is a game of sexual adventure. Battle your opponent by flipping over your cards to see who has the highest-ranking card. When you win, you can perform your choice of action on the cards played. Who will have the most satisfying sex? As a prelude, try playing the Let’s Get Naked card game for extra sexy fun.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Red Bow With Love Gift Bag
$6.99The perfect gift bag for your Valentine or holiday sweetheart. Gift bags by Little Genie Productions are made of high-quality card stock and durable elegant handles to hold that special gift. This 10-inch gift bag has a classic bow design and is a popular choice for any gift-giving occasion.
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Novelties
Golden F-U Finger Trophy
$19.99Recognize the Olympic-level fucker in your home, school, office, or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Participation Award, #1 Fucker, Best Ex, Excellence, and Big Deal, or create your own. Never let another fucker in your life go unrecognized!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle Air Freshener – Peach
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Daddy Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Peach Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Gummy Candy
Suck A Bag Of Gummy Dicks – 2.2 oz
$6.99Ready to indulge in some sweet revenge? Introducing Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks, the ultimate naughty candy experience! Packed with attitude, these sugar-coated, fruit-flavored gummy dicks are the perfect way to celebrate those memorable moments with your ex, boss, or coworker. Let go of any pent-up frustration and enjoy a tongue-in-cheek treat that will surely make you smile. Get your hands on this bag of mischief, and let the fun begin!
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Birthday
High Wishes Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Get ready to light up the party with our High Wishes Birthday Card!
This isn’t just your ordinary birthday card. It’s a ticket to a world of fun and giggles, perfect for those who love to keep life exciting and a bit mysterious.
KushKard: Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Gay Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99This coloring book features hardcore man on man and man on man on man and even man on man on man on man on man on man action! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. With a colorful cover and very naughty illustrations, this Adult coloring books is sure to be a hit! For Adults Only – Explicit.
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Cake Pans / Baking Related
Cannabis Cookie Cutter
$5.99Our four-inch Cannabis Cookie cutter can be used for fun 420-inspired treats, sandwiches, pancakes, and more!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Medium Tone
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Candy & Food Products
Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks – 100 pc Bag
$5.99Introducing “Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks” – the ultimate candy with an attitude that’s perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it’s for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or that coworker who just can’t take a hint, this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag, you’ll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead, embrace your playful side and give the gift that will have everyone talking (and laughing)!
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Board Games
Ready, SEX, Go Game
$36.99Ready, Sex, Go! is a one-of-a-kind popping dice game that will level up your sex play! Pop the dice to determine which exciting sex and foreplay activity you will perform with your partner(s). Whether you want to explore new sexual or foreplay acts, new sexual positions, or prolong and enrich sexual play with your lover, Ready Sex, Go! has something for everyone. This exciting game can be played with two or more players of the opposite sex or partners using penetrative toys.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Cruel Intentions Studded Pasties – Black O/S
$17.99“How can someone so charming be so manipulative”? You’ll be sure to get your way everyday that you rock these black reusable ‘Cruel Intentions’ Burlesque Nipztix Pasties. Sphere shaped with spikes at every cardinal point, these Fierce AF Nipztix will show the world that you play to win. Don’t worry, our bet’s on you!
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any MILF-lover in your life.
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Mugs & Cups
Attitude Mug Coffee, Weed & Sex – 22 oz
$16.99Are you in the market for an XXL coffee mug? Well, look no further, ’cause our Giant Coffee Weed Sex Mug is just the thing, with an enormous 22 ounce capacity that’ll keep you caffeinated for days! This one-of-a-kind novelty gift is great for your own kitchen, or any of your coffee-obsessed friends. Just don’t forget to drink responsibly!
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