Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Boobs Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It’s a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Boobs Boobs Boobs Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Trippin Over U Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Inspired by our “Trippin’ Over You” KushKard, We created a KushWrap with our kush-room! Mushrooms are all the rage right now as reports have come out about the health benefits of different types of mushrooms… I’m not talking about the psychedelics! (But apparently those have their own benefits) Have a mushroom lover, or granola girl in your life?
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Any Party Occasion
More Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Embrace the mantra of relaxation and enjoyment with our bold and spirited greeting card. The message “More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More” is not just a statement; it’s a lifestyle. This card is perfect for those who live life to the fullest and embrace all of its pleasures. With its vibrant neon lettering against a stark black background, it stands out as a beacon of good times and chill vibes. Whether it’s for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.
Patent Pending.Design Details: A dynamic greeting card with a bold black background, highlighting the mantra ‘MORE SEX GOOD WEED NO STRESS VIBE MORE’ in vivid yellow and white letters.
Front Message: More Sex, Good Weed, No Stress, Vibe More
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap,Matchbook
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Cum Face Game
$48.99<div>This hilarious duel pump action penis game is like nothing else you’ve seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events.</div>
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<div>How to play…</div>
<div>Before you begin, pour liquid into the hole positioned between the two shafts. We advise water but any safe to consume liquid can also be used.</div>
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<div>The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fasted w@*ker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders.</div>
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Miscellaneous
Fucks I Have to Give – Bottle of 15
$9.99Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It’s time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious “Jar of Fucks I have to give.” This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden “f*cks,” this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop Boobie shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our boobs tastes great!
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Green/Yellow
$12.99These pasties have us turning green with envy! The color changing fabric meshes toxic green and yellow hues together.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Key Chain – Multi Color
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Fuzzy Sparkling Georgia Peach – Orange O/S
$11.99Peach: Fuzzy Sparkling Georgia Peaches Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 x 3 inches
Coverage: 2.6 inch
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Decals
Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Grillin Chillin Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Dolls - Lifelike
Curve Toys Mistress 3D Vibrating Pussy & Ass Masturbator
$495.99MISTRESS VIBRATING PUSSY & ASS MASTURBATOR WITH REMOTE Life size masturbator with powerful vibration. 3 speeds + 7 patterns of vibration remote control up to 19ft. Textured inner tunnels for added stimulation. Hand painted with 2 distinctly textured tunnels. Soft Life-like Bioskin TPE. Open ended design for easy clean up. Phthalate & Latex Free Waterproof Rating IPX5. Color: Medium. Realistic size and feel. Soft premium TPE. Care and Maintenance. Use with water-based lubricant. Clean before and after use with mild soap and water. Pat dry then sprinkle with cornstarch powder to extend life of product. Store separately in a cool, dust-free location.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$15.00Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
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Dice
Naughty Bits Roll With It Icon Based Sex Dice
$7.99Let the good times roll and you’ll always get lucky with the Naughty Bits® Roll With It Icon-Based Sex Dice Game. The dirty game is made to let couples indulge in their kinkier sides with every play. Introduce this dirty game to your bedroom behavior to ignite a new spark with fresh playtime ideas.
To play, simply roll the dice to see which body part to please, what to do and where to do it. There are no losers in this game, each round of this seductive game works to tease, please and always end with each player in a state of pure bliss. Each set includes 3 acrylic dice.
The Naughty Bits® collection is made to stand out in any nightstand with eye-catching designs and orgasmic features. The playful game will leave even the most stylish lover smiling before and after each use.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “Literally The Least I Could Do” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One Size Only. </p>
<p>Size – 11″ H x 8″L x 4″W.</p>
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Games for Parties
Swinging Dicks Game
$23.99Find out who?s the most skilled swinging dick at your next party!
Swinging Dicks is an awesome high-intensity party game of hand and eye coordination! ? Each game includes one tabletop swinging dicks game structure with attached dick-shaped game pieces, four-game pegs, and four shot glasses.
The game’s object is to be the first person to hook your swinging dick three times on the hook. The losing players will have to take a drink.? Easy to assemble, fun to play, bring it anywhere you want to have fun! ?2-4 players
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Card Games
Why Don't We Date Scratch-Off Game
$23.90Plan the perfect date night with 52 unique and fun scratch off date night ideas, a great gift for couples looking to add some adventure and fun to their relationship.
With clues on the cards to get an idea of the type of date: budget, night/day, lenght, etc. Surprise your partner with this romantic gifts for him or her & create unforgettable memories together.
The only one with QR Codes to help you on your date. With tips and extra info to make your dates more fun and exciting.
Step out of your comfort zone with new couples activities to do together. With great activities for any type of budget, and with alternatives for in or out dates.
Perfect for any occasion: Anniversary Gifts for her, birthdays, gifts for him, wife gifts, couples gifts, card games for adults, game night, date night box, romantic gifts for her, relationship gifts, fun games for adults, newly wed gift, 3 year anniversary gifts for him, scratch off date book for couples, couples adventure book & more! -
Key Chains
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Silicone Key Chain – Red
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Miscellaneous
Shots The Dickheads Gold Trophy
$24.99<p>Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.</p>
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Toys
Jumping Pecker
$11.99Jumping Pecker Toy.
Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump!
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cotton Candy O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Board Games
Tits For Tat Board Game
$18.99Carry out foreplay actions as you move around the board and collect rewards specific to your gender. When you hit the “sexual trade” barrier, negotiate with your lover what you are willing to do in return for whan you want done to you. Over 15,000,000 possible combinations. Includes: gameboard, 25 Sexual reward cards for him, 25 sexual rewards for her, 2 game markers, a standard die, an action die, and game rules.
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Greeting Cards
Birthday Sex Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99The present we all are looking forward to on our Birthday. The best sex is on your Birthday! Get this greeting card to say Happy Birthday and what you really want with our bold Naughty Kard! Write your own spicy message on the inside.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Star – Black O/S
$11.99Glitter Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 3 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.55 inches.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the penis on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Bound Up Billy
$23.99Bound Up Billy is all tied up…in cuteness! Even the most extreme fetishist will appreciate this plushy slave. Tangled in shibari style rope binding, Billy is exploring his senses in his kinky eye mask while being extremely cuddly and cute.
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