Products
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Hot Pink
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Decals
Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Miscellaneous
Fucks I Have to Give – Bottle of 15
$9.99Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? It’s time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious “Jar of Fucks I have to give.” This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden “f*cks,” this cheeky gag gift is guaranteed to bring laughter and help you let go of unnecessary worries.
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Dom Queen Status Wet Vinyl X Pasties – Black QN
$17.99It’s past time for pasties for large breasts! Inspired by Lizzo, Queen Latifah, Melissa McCarthy and more, these extra large nipple pasties are made to cover those curves! Thankfully, you don’t have to be a super skinny model to be “beautiful” anymore; be healthy, happy, and let your personality shine through! Made with our sexy shapes and most fabulous fabrics, these Queen Status extra large nipple covers will crown you as the Queen that you are!
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Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Weed Best Buds Pin – Green
$11.99This Best Buds enamel lapel pin of two “bud” buddies is a fun accessory. Show off your 420 pride! Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
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Mugs & Cups
Chemistry Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$8.99Mix up some yummy shots at your next party with this colorful Chemistry Shot Glass Set. Includes measurements up to 1.5 ounces on each shot. Hand wash only.
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Novelties
Love Wins Greeting Card
$6.99Wave your eco-friendly flag high with our ‘Love Wins’ greeting card, a true masterpiece of sustainability and sparkle.
Made from the happiest trees—100% recycled paper—this card is not just a statement, it’s a celebration of love in every color of the rainbow. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to throw a pride parade! And honey, she’s not holding back. With every fiber of this card soaked in pride, it’s the perfect way to sprinkle a little environmental love while serving some serious LGBTQ+ fabulousness.
Whether you’re confessing your crush or toasting to your bestie’s engagement, do it with a card that’s as loud, proud, and green as you are. Go ahead, give a wink to sustainability and let your love note be a beacon of pride and planet-friendly vibes!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Green O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Any Party Occasion
Do You Girl Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Spank Me Air Freshener – Sandalwood
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Spank Me Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Sandal Wood Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Greeting Cards
Roll Me a Blunt 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Ladies – this ones for you. Grab this card today to tell your man (or woman) what you want. With no slot for a pre-roll, and simple, but punny designs, our newest KushKards are here! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you. With pot leaves for the background and a monochromatic purple theme, this card is for the highest class of people. Blank on the inside so you can write your own message.
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Any Party Occasion
For The Record Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, “For the Record” Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter, or without, and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!
Blank Inside) Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″ Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Dice
Behind Closed Doors 4 Kinky Sex Dice
$11.99Behind Closed Doors, 4 Kinky Sex Dice is an exciting way to spice up your sex life! Roll the dice for fun sexual foreplay and kinky sex activities. Little Genie creates games to increase pleasure and fun among lovers.
Game Play:
Decide who rolls first. Then roll only 3 of the dice for the foreplay portion of the game. Action (light teal), time (peach), and the part of the body (pink). Complete the roll by acting on the body in the allotted time. Take turns until you both decide to roll the position die (lavender). Spice it up by rolling the die several times, and enjoy. Everyone is a winner in this game!
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Gay AF Gay Men Couples Sex Dice Game – Blue
$8.99Roll’ play with this Gay AF Gay Men Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For gay men only. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For Gay Men Only.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
I Really Shouldn't Have Gift Bag – Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “I Really Shouldn’t Have” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
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Dancing Poles for Bachelorette Party
Power Pole Grip Chalk – 5.07 oz
$19.99Need to have dry hands while on the pole? AlwaysDry from Power Pole is specially formulated for pole dancers. Improve your performance with a perfect non-slip formula.
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Green/Yellow
$12.99These pasties have us turning green with envy! The color changing fabric meshes toxic green and yellow hues together.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Miscellaneous
GoodHead Air Freshener – Strawberry
$4.99<p>Reinvigorate any space with GoodHead Air Fresheners! This Strawberry scent is smells just like your favorite GoodHead product and can be hung on a rearview mirror, in a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or wherever else!</p>
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Keychain – Pink
$14.99This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It’s part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Etc.
Super Fun Penis Multicolor Party Straws – Pack of 8
$7.99Super Fun Penis straws are a playful way to accessorize your party. Great for bachelorette or birthday parties from our top-selling Super Fun Penis line of party goods. Each package contains eight fun and flirty reusable party straws in blue, green, red, and orange! Complete the look with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, candles, and more.
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Black Skull
$16.99Sugar Skulls are used in the traditional Mexican celebrations of the Day of The Dead. These stunning Roast & Toast mugs make great gifts for friends who enjoy a special ‘smoke’ every now and then.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 15oz. It comes in black with a stunning Sugar Skull design in white hilights.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Capture the Mexican spirit of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, while you enjoy a smoke and a coffee with like-minded friends.
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Board Games
Ready, SEX, Go Game
$36.99Ready, Sex, Go! is a one-of-a-kind popping dice game that will level up your sex play! Pop the dice to determine which exciting sex and foreplay activity you will perform with your partner(s). Whether you want to explore new sexual or foreplay acts, new sexual positions, or prolong and enrich sexual play with your lover, Ready Sex, Go! has something for everyone. This exciting game can be played with two or more players of the opposite sex or partners using penetrative toys.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Boobs Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It’s a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Boobs Boobs Boobs Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages.
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”.
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
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Decals
Rainbow Penis Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Pride Bride Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Decals
Dads Are Dope Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dads are Dope Sticker- Pack of 3.
Made with durable vinyl, it’s perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Ice Crystal Jewel Reusuable Silicone Nipple Pasties – Clear O/S
$26.99Chilly weather can’t stop us! These snowflake-shaped Nipztix may be covered in ice-cold crystals, but nobody will be able to resist your heat.
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
Size:
Width: 3″Height: 3″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties – Black O/S
$14.99Introducing the Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your sensual style and explore your fantasies. These alluring pasties feature a captivating design with O-ring and rivet accents, adding a touch of edgy sophistication to your intimate moments.
Crafted with form-fitting precision, these pasties adhere seamlessly to your skin with an easy peel and stick application. They are designed for multiple uses, allowing you to indulge in your desires time and time again. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
The O-ring and rivet accents are made from non-tarnishing metal, ensuring their long-lasting beauty and shine. Let the O-ring symbolize endless possibilities as you play and explore with confidence.
Unlock your inner desires and embrace the seductive allure of the Euphoria Collection O-Ring Pasties. These pasties are a must-have addition to your collection, offering both style and functionality to ignite your passion.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket She/Her Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Bella Rosa Shimmer G-String & Pasties – Soft Pink O/S
$22.99Look like a beautiful blushing pink rose in these Bella Rosa Naughty Knix Pasties & Panties set.
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friends and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
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Card Games
Tease & Please – TouchMe
$25.99TOUCHME is one of the mischievous games from the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease and Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and erotic adventure. How sensual are you and your partner? Go on an erotic journey of discovery together and experience tantalising and surprising challenges to give each other pleasure. Surrender and enrich your sex life with a massage tool, a tickling feather, an eye mask and the 6 deliciously erotic tasks. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. We have created the tasks in TOUCHME to provide an excellent foundation for pleasurable and relaxing foreplay. In other words: TOUCHME encourages partners to take the initiative to treat each other and grow erotically even closer together. Contains: 6 Exciting task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. Mask Massage Tool Feather Tickler</p>
Empower Your Sensuality
Take Pleasure to
the Next Level
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