Products
-
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Stoned To The Bone” skull cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
-
Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Rainbow Leaf
$12.99Are you looking for a great LGBTQ gift? This Roast & Toast Mug is the perfect choice for a stoner friend.
This fun and trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 11oz. It comes in a matt black color with a raised LGBTQ style leaf decoration.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Look no further for the perfect on-trend gift for friends who are part of the LGBTQ community.
-
Ice Trays
Super Fun Penis Silicone Mold
$6.99Super Fun Penis Silicone mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats. Each tray features 11 delightful penis-shaped molds.
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Cruel Intentions Studded Pasties – Black O/S
$17.99“How can someone so charming be so manipulative”? You’ll be sure to get your way everyday that you rock these black reusable ‘Cruel Intentions’ Burlesque Nipztix Pasties. Sphere shaped with spikes at every cardinal point, these Fierce AF Nipztix will show the world that you play to win. Don’t worry, our bet’s on you!
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
Size: 2″ x 2″ -
Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Pecker Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
Features:
.
4 Pecker Pong Balls.
Great Ice Breaker. -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The Lesbian Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Featuring hardcore lady-love and lady-lady-love and even lady-lady-lady-lady-lady-love! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. This coloring book is so hot it will make your shelves sweat! For Adults Only – Explicit.
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Fuzzy Sparkling Georgia Peach – Orange O/S
$11.99Peach: Fuzzy Sparkling Georgia Peaches Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 x 3 inches
Coverage: 2.6 inch
-
Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Tiara – Rose Gold
$7.99<p>A Sophisticated & Stunning Rose Gold Metallic & Diamante Birthday Girl Boxed Birthday Tiara. The Logo Has Been Created and Cut Out in Padded Sponge Foil. Elegantly Placed on the Birthday Girls Head for the Ultimate Birthday Accessory .</p>
-
Decals
Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
3″ x 3″ | Matte Sticker . -
Candy & Food Products
Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks – 100 pc Bag
$5.99Introducing “Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks” – the ultimate candy with an attitude that’s perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it’s for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or that coworker who just can’t take a hint, this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag, you’ll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead, embrace your playful side and give the gift that will have everyone talking (and laughing)!
-
Novelties
Love Wins Pride Large Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
Large Gift Bag with White Cord Handles, Double-Sided Print -
Greeting Cards
Nips And Dips Greeting Card
$5.99Toss your Salad Card.
For those whole love a side salad
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging -
Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
-
Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Pink/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
Size: 10″ x 8″ x 4″ -
Card Games
Let's Have Sex Card Game
$10.99Let’s Have Sex is a game of sexual adventure. Battle your opponent by flipping over your cards to see who has the highest-ranking card. When you win, you can perform your choice of action on the cards played. Who will have the most satisfying sex? As a prelude, try playing the Let’s Get Naked card game for extra sexy fun.
-
Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
-
Bachelorette Party
Super Fun Penis Party Straws
$9.99Celebrate your next big event with these Super Fun Party Penis Straw set. Each bag comes with eight- 8-inch plastic reusable straws in pink and purple. These reusable straws are great for bachelorette parties, a girls’ night out, or cocktails around the pool. These are one of the many fun products that coordinate with our Super Fun Penis line of party goods, candy, and more.
-
Things You Wear
Wood Rocket Porn Suck My Dick Pin – Pink/Gold
$11.99This “Suck My Dick” enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Chains Disco Weed Leaf – Green O/S
$21.99Chains: Shattered Glass Disco Ball Green Weed with Gold Chain Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.1 inches x 3.2 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches.
-
Dice
Let's Get Slutty Dice
$8.99A shiny metallic set of foreplay dice that work for a couple or for a group of close friends.
Blue and purple dice combine to make one foreplay action: green and gold the second. The silver die
describes how to carry out a combination. For each turn, a player rolls all five dice and it is up to the
roller to properly determine how to interpret the silver die. When playing as a couple, you decide which
foreplay action to act out on your lover and when you roll both genitals sides on two of the dice, you
win, and your reward is sex! For group plays, you divide into teams and act out the actions on other
players in an attempt to get the other team to drop out. The last team with one or more players, wins! -
Etc.
Booze Implants Hidden Flask – 4 oz Each
$6.99Hide you’re booze where everyone will look, but won’t dare to touch… Unless invited. Each fun flask holds 4 ounces and they fit snugly inside of a woman’s bra. For best use, place the caps towards each other, so they appear to be part of the bra’s center. Great for hiding your booze at events!
-
Miscellaneous
Spartacus 24" Leather Wrapped Cane – Baby Blue
$21.99Spartacus 24″ Leather Wrapped Cane
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Liquid Spade – Black O/S
$11.99Spade: Liquid Black Spade Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.9 inches.
-
Etc.
Glitterati Boobie Party Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant yet sturdy 7-inch paper plates are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains eight 7-Inch boob plates.
-
Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
-
Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging -
Games for Parties
Swinging Dicks Game
$23.99Find out who?s the most skilled swinging dick at your next party!
Swinging Dicks is an awesome high-intensity party game of hand and eye coordination! ? Each game includes one tabletop swinging dicks game structure with attached dick-shaped game pieces, four-game pegs, and four shot glasses.
The game’s object is to be the first person to hook your swinging dick three times on the hook. The losing players will have to take a drink.? Easy to assemble, fun to play, bring it anywhere you want to have fun! ?2-4 players
-
Ice Trays
Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate / Ice Tray – Pink
$13.00Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate/Ice Tray .
This fun Party Penis mold makes bite-size ice, chocolates, jello and more!
The mold is approximately 7.5 inches wide and approximately 5.8 inches long.
8 penis pieces per mold.
Made from high quality silicone.
All you need is water, chocolate or Jello and a refrigerator or freezer to create you penises! -
Novelties
Pride Medium Gift Bag
$4.99Celebrate love with this festive #Pride gift bag. Made with high-quality materials, this unique luxury gift bag is made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles.
-
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Ride 'Em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties – O/S
$9.99Introducing the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your intimate style. These form-fitting pasties are designed with denim material to add a touch of edgy sophistication to your look.
With their easy peel and stick application, these pasties are a breeze to wear. Simply remove the backing and place them over your desired area for a secure and confident fit. The adhesive is strong enough to stay in place, yet gentle enough to be easily removed without any discomfort. What makes these pasties even more appealing is their reusability. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
Unleash your inner wild side with the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties. Whether you’re looking to spice up your intimate moments or add a unique touch to your festival outfits, these pasties are the perfect choice to make a bold statement.
-
Greeting Cards
Stripplerloin Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99How do you like your sirloin? Stripper style? I mean kabob?
Get wild and grab some steaks, and our “Stripperloin” Greeting Card, by NaughtyKards, and gift this to your steak loving friends. Write on the inside how you want to spend your Friday night. Steaks and Strippers? Time and Place? Enjoy!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging -
Novelties
Love Wins Pride Set
$16.45Pride Collection – Love Wins Pride Set.
Greeting Card, sticker and Large Gift Bag. -
Etc.
Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Vanilla Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
Empower Your Sensuality
Take Pleasure to
the Next Level
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Morbi at ante vel velit rhoncus vulputate at quis dui. Ut ut sollicitudin dolor. Curabitur id nisl massa. Duis accumsan dapibus augue, vitae consectetur magna volutpat quis.
