Products
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Any Party Occasion
Do You Girl Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist Valentines Day Edition!
Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging.
Description: Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included.
Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Use Included .
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book
$14.99The Sexiest Sex Positions Coloring Book showcases some of the best and most creative sex positions imaginable. This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original softcore illustrations of positions like The Wheelbarrow, The Mermaid, The Ballerina, and The Rocking Chair, alongside more traditional positions like Missionary and 69. Once you get the hang of coloring them in, try them out for yourself!
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Teal
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Decals
Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Boba D Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener – Mint
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Boobs Brown
$20.99Do you enjoy making a statement? Show your way-out personality with our new Boob Mug for People of Color. It makes a great novelty gift for any stoner event.
The mug is made of ceramic and features a wow-look realistic female boob design. It holds approx 12oz of liquid.
Attached to the side of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. Enjoy a smoke and a coffee! The mug comes packaged in a color box and is fully functional. This novelty product is recommended for adult use only.
Our new on-trend mugs are a must-have for the novelty shelf in your store. These Boob Mugs for people of color make cool adult gift ideas!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Star Black Light Reactive – Neon Pink O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches x 3 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.55 inches.
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Invites
Glitterati Penis 3ft Mylar Balloon – Rose Gold
$9.99Celebrate your next bachelorette party with the 3ft Glitterati Penis Mylar Balloon. This enormous rose gold penis-shaped balloon will make a big statement at your bachelorette party. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati plates, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains one balloon and straw to fill with air. Alternatively, if you want your balloon to float, you can fill it with helium at your local party store.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Couples Tall Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Black
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Popsicle Ice Pop – Cherry Red O/S
$8.99Popsicle: Cherry Red Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease® A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
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Decals
Rainbow Penis Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Pride Bride Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cotton Candy O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Tiara – Rose Gold
$7.99<p>A Sophisticated & Stunning Rose Gold Metallic & Diamante Birthday Girl Boxed Birthday Tiara. The Logo Has Been Created and Cut Out in Padded Sponge Foil. Elegantly Placed on the Birthday Girls Head for the Ultimate Birthday Accessory .</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Air Freshener – Perfume
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Fabulous” rainbow cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Perfume Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Glittering Stars & Stripes – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small Glittering Stars & Stripes Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Liquid Spade – Black O/S
$11.99Spade: Liquid Black Spade Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.9 inches.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Glow In The Dark Refill – Green
$39.95Get some more silicone to make another glow-in-the-dark homemade dildo! This two-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Card Games
Tease & Please – TouchMe
$25.99TOUCHME is one of the mischievous games from the ‘XXX-ME’ series by Tease and Please. It is aimed at two romantic partners and offers lots of fun and erotic adventure. How sensual are you and your partner? Go on an erotic journey of discovery together and experience tantalising and surprising challenges to give each other pleasure. Surrender and enrich your sex life with a massage tool, a tickling feather, an eye mask and the 6 deliciously erotic tasks. In addition, the game contains six task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. We have created the tasks in TOUCHME to provide an excellent foundation for pleasurable and relaxing foreplay. In other words: TOUCHME encourages partners to take the initiative to treat each other and grow erotically even closer together. Contains: 6 Exciting task booklets in ten languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Dutch, Polish, Russian, Italian, Swedish and Norwegian. Mask Massage Tool Feather Tickler</p>
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Adult Couples Sex Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this all-inclusive Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For straight or gay couples. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For straight or gay couples.
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen
$5.99Get your creative juices flowing with Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen! Our pens provide a sensory experience with their squishy-soft ergonomic design, making writing more fun. Plus, our water-based black ink offers a smooth writing experience without smudging. Whether you’re looking for a way to reduce stress in the office or want to have some fun doodling, Super Fun Penis Pen is here for you.
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Novelties
This Is Gay Clouds Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift BagsSize:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Dom Queen Status Wet Vinyl X Pasties – Black QN
$17.99It’s past time for pasties for large breasts! Inspired by Lizzo, Queen Latifah, Melissa McCarthy and more, these extra large nipple pasties are made to cover those curves! Thankfully, you don’t have to be a super skinny model to be “beautiful” anymore; be healthy, happy, and let your personality shine through! Made with our sexy shapes and most fabulous fabrics, these Queen Status extra large nipple covers will crown you as the Queen that you are!
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Novelties
Golden F-U Finger Trophy
$19.99Recognize the Olympic-level fucker in your home, school, office, or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Participation Award, #1 Fucker, Best Ex, Excellence, and Big Deal, or create your own. Never let another fucker in your life go unrecognized!
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Mugs & Cups
Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug – 10 oz Blue
$22.99Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug. 10 ounce. From Island Dogs.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkling Stars & Strips USA Cowboy Boot – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Boots: Sparkling Stars & Stripes USA Cowboy Boot Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
Kick the dust up in these sparkly Americana cowboy boots!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.1 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches . -
Card Games
Laugh Together Fun Card Game
$23.50<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Engaging Couple’s Experience: Dive into the world of “Why Don’t We Laugh Together?” – the ultimate couples card game designed for 2 players. Strengthen your connection through fun challenges, ensuring countless moments of laughter and interaction.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>200 Cards, Endless Fun: Explore 180 cards featuring talents, games, and trivia, specially crafted for couples. From romantic charades to intriguing trivia, this game guarantees hours of entertainment and shared enjoyment.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Win Prizes, Ignite Playfulness: Compete for exciting prizes perfectly tailored for couples. Experience the thrill of claiming rewards like “Skip Chore Duty” or “Plan Your Dream Date,” adding a spark of competitiveness to your relationship.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Date Nights Reimagined: Transform your date nights with captivating drawing, singing, and quick-witted games. Enjoy the convenience of staying in while exploring new dimensions of each other’s personalities.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Perfect Couple’s Gift: Searching for a unique gift? “Why Don’t We Laugh Together?” is an ideal choice for birthdays, anniversaries, or weddings. Give the gift of shared laughter and unforgettable memories.</span></p> -
Coupons & Vouchers
Bedroom Bucks I.O.U
$4.99Bedroom Bucks I.O.U. For all acts, naughty and private. IOU coupons.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Freddy Flogger
$24.99Freddie Flogger is bossy and ready to whip you into shape! Show someone that you appreciate their torture with the cutest dominatrix on the scene.
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Card Games
Extreme Personal Questions For Lovers Card Game
$14.99The incredibly popular party game now for couples to play on date nights. What you learn about your lover will intrigue you. Interesting answers earn cards, and the first player to collect 20, wins the game.
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Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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